bobby carlos Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 For those with kids with iPads, who undoubtedly have to suffer YouTube videos, does this nursery rhyme bug the tits off you?Johny, Johny!Yes, PapaEating sugar?No, PapaTelling lies?No, PapaOpen your mouth!Ha! Ha! Ha!Pisses me right off. Sounds unnatural. Apparently it's an Indian nursery rhyme. I had guessed Russian or Italian. I just started saying this to my 4 year old and he finished it for me. Knows his shit [emoji23] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Woolshed Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 Loving how well this pair get on but equally dreading the day they start to tear shreds off each other. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 Wean started crying and moaning at midnight last night, went into her room and the reason was obvious through the smell and the turtles heid I could feel in her nappy. Sleeping bag off, sleepsuit unbuttoned, nappy off, wiped down, nappy on, sleepsuit back on and back in sleeping bag and she didn't even wake up properly, more or less slept through and only half opened one eye when I was wiping her arse. I was preparing myself for a 30 minute stint trying to get her back to sleep but once it was changed she basically rolled over and went back to her snoring. Outstanding. If only I could fall asleep as quickly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 I think we were given 5 of those arsehole Alfie things. Fucking 5. Different colours but always the same annoying voice. I think we started giving them on as gifts. I guess it would be rude not to share the pain. My kids use to have them, the song got in my nerves. Got the fright of my life, when one night it went off singing in the middle of the night with no-one near it. Think it was soon chucked after that[emoji23] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 My kids use to have them, the song got in my nerves. Got the fright of my life, when one night it went off singing in the middle of the night with no-one near it. Think it was soon chucked after that[emoji23] The Alfie or the child? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]As tempting as it has been it times, it was the alfie bear that was punted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 Wee Nico Robert, born this morning at 10.31, weighing in at 7lb 7oz, him and Mum doing fine, where as I'm an emotional wreck, happy days 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 My wife is three and a bit months pregnant, we had the scan today. We are really happy and pleased but it's still fairly mental to see the images on the screen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB1994 Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 47 minutes ago, ICTChris said: My wife is three and a bit months pregnant, we had the scan today. We are really happy and pleased but it's still fairly mental to see the images on the screen. Just wait til it pops out! Congrats tho! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 Absolutely the wrong topic but it might ring true to folk in here. Before our wee one came along we would often take our nephews and niece for sleepovers (3 boys belong to one sister and the niece belongs to the other sister). I thought they would know that this wouldn't be a regular thing once we started our own family. I couldn't be more wrong. We had two of the boys the other week as their mum n dad were going out so we helped as a favour. The next day my wife got a text from the other one asking when we'd be having the niece for a sleepover. I mean what the f**k is with some folk?! Needless to say neither sister has asked if they can have Aila for the night (nor will they ever ask such a question) but they don't even have each others kids for sleepovers. They seem to think we'll be as hands on as we were in the past. Surely folk with kids must know relatives (in our situation) take their kids to get a bit of practice! Both are a couple of selfish arseholes at times so I'm not surprised though I'm still clearly raging! But has anyone in here been in a similar situation where family members seem to forget you've got your own family?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 Families are arseholes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 2 minutes ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: Families are arseholes. Been saying this for years! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 1 hour ago, ICTChris said: My wife is three and a bit months pregnant, we had the scan today. We are really happy and pleased but it's still fairly mental to see the images on the screen. Why did they scan you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
++Ammo - Airdrie++ Posted August 12, 2017 Share Posted August 12, 2017 We are in the process of potty training Leon. He's 2, last night he runs down the stairs, shouting POO POO! Trying to praise a child for sh1tting in the correct "vicinity" is very hard, especially since half the tolly was in his potty in the bathroom, and the other half was divided between the toilet floor, his sisters room, the top landing, his arse, legs and feet.Just as we were about to sit down to a chippy ???? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 12, 2017 Share Posted August 12, 2017 18 minutes ago, ++Ammo - Airdrie++ said: We are in the process of potty training Leon. He's 2, last night he runs down the stairs, shouting POO POO! Trying to praise a child for sh1tting in the correct "vicinity" is very hard, especially since half the tolly was in his potty in the bathroom, and the other half was divided between the toilet floor, his sisters room, the top landing, his arse, legs and feet. Just as we were about to sit down to a chippy. Ach, we've all been there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
++Ammo - Airdrie++ Posted August 12, 2017 Share Posted August 12, 2017 Unbattered Haggis? Fortunately not, half pizza crunch supper. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
++Ammo - Airdrie++ Posted August 12, 2017 Share Posted August 12, 2017 Day 2 of "no nappy" and so far today we have had 2 pees in the potty. Number of days without a reportable accident: 1.5 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 12, 2017 Share Posted August 12, 2017 37 minutes ago, ++Ammo - Airdrie++ said: Day 2 of "no nappy" and so far today we have had 2 pees in the potty. Number of days without a reportable accident: 1.5 Well done you! Probably best stay off the beer until you get the hang of things. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 Ben loves me that much he phoned me and we had a 5 minute chat mainly consisting of IT'S A BUS IT'S A BUS. His mum really should put her phone out of reach. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverWolfe Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 Any of you parents had any experience with imperforate anus? Wee man will be 4 next month and toilet training is still seemingly impossible. There doesnt appear to be any help out there and with him going to school next year, we're beginning to panic a wee bit so just trying to find some advice from people who have gone through this before. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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