supermik Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 15 hours ago, ICTChris said: Piss boiling has been the standard when dealing with my father-in-law for a while. I had thought that having a grandkid might make him better but he's still a massively selfish fucker. He's been moaning to my wife that she doesn't answer his text messages fast enough and keeps trying to make demands on us in terms of him coming to visit whenever he wants, no matter what else we have on. My wife tried to speak to him and said he needed to be flexible, to which he responded "you need to be flexible too!" - we've got a six week old baby you daft c**t! Now this granny stuff, it's chipping away at my wife and I's patience. Hopefully she gets to speak to them because she'll be more gentle in her assessment than I will. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 Catherine projectile vomiting all over the place last night. Changed her bed and clothes then same again, another change and brought her into the big bed. She's one of the most restless sleepers I've ever known, moves about all the time. The smell man, oh god, the smell. Rancid stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 Catherine projectile vomiting all over the place last night. Changed her bed and clothes then same again, another change and brought her into the big bed. She's one of the most restless sleepers I've ever known, moves about all the time. The smell man, oh god, the smell. Rancid stuff. My smallest vomited for the first time in ages last night. The vomit, just like the shites, after the weaning process is just as vile as an adults. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 Just now, Bairnardo said: My smallest vomited for the first time in ages last night. The vomit, just like the shites, after the weaning process is just as vile as an adults. It's only the third time in nearly two years she's been sick, the second time was Friday just past and that was just watery stuff, piece of piss. This was horrendous. It was everywhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 Shite doesn’t bother me, I can just about cope with blood, can’t cope with sick though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 2 hours ago, Rugster said: It's only the third time in nearly two years she's been sick, the second time was Friday just past and that was just watery stuff, piece of piss. This was horrendous. It was everywhere. Take my hat off to you. You are some boy. Don't ever divorce me. I have a huge phobia of vomiting so the big man stepped up to the plate! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strichener Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 On 4/9/2018 at 02:36, Raidernation said: I am not the father of any of my girls but to my granddaughters I am Papa Nick. Other grandparents are just grampa or gramma, I’m the only one with a name and I love it 13 hours ago, Raidernation said: I have 3 stepdaughters who all call me by my name, or “Papa RN” in front of the granddaughters. Never been an issue for me Not only a single name but apparently two different ones. Must be confusing for an auld yin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 My wife had a conversation about this and apparently grandad's wife is upset because she thought she was going to be called Auntie, which isn't true. I can't believe the gall of some people, we had a really difficult birth, it's our first child and it's all new and all my wife's father has done is create nippy wee arguments. It's utterly bizarre. The sad thing is the end result will be that Callan won't have as close a relationship with his grandad as he should have because of stupid arguments. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 My wife had a conversation about this and apparently grandad's wife is upset because she thought she was going to be called Auntie, which isn't true. I can't believe the gall of some people, we had a really difficult birth, it's our first child and it's all new and all my wife's father has done is create nippy wee arguments. It's utterly bizarre. The sad thing is the end result will be that Callan won't have as close a relationship with his grandad as he should have because of stupid arguments. Family are a pain in the tits when it comes to kids. We were discussing names we like for number 2 and the mother in law made a face at a name I said I liked in passing. Suddenly it's the new front runner... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 19 minutes ago, weirdcal said: We were discussing names we like for number 2 and the mother in law made a face at a name I said I liked I don't blame her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 (edited) Walked the 8 year old grandson up from school. We passed a poster for a missing dog. "There's one of those in Castledawson, granda." "Is that right? That dog's been missing for 4 months." Slight pause. "Granda, what's 62 plus 28?" "90." "Add 30." "120." That dog's been missing 120 days, granda." Thought that was quite clever myself. (Him, not me!) Edited April 17, 2018 by Jacksgranda 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 2 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: Walked the 8 year old grandson up from school. We passed a poster for a missing dog. "There's one of those in Castledawson, granda." "Is that right? That dog's been missing for 4 months." Slight pause. "Granda, what's 62 plus 28?" "90." "Add 30." "120." That dog's been missing 120 days, granda." Thought that was quite clever myself. (Him, not me!) Tell him nobody likes smart arses. It's for his own good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strichener Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 16 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: Walked the 8 year old grandson up from school. We passed a poster for a missing dog. "There's one of those in Castledawson, granda." "Is that right? That dog's been missing for 4 months." Slight pause. "Granda, what's 62 plus 28?" "90." "Add 30." "120." That dog's been missing 120 days, granda." Thought that was quite clever myself. (Him, not me!) Looks like he will fit in nicely in the trades. He already has pricing sorted, just have to get him working on the sucking air through his teeth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 The wee one's room is right above our livingroom. Sitting there and hear an almighty thud and then her crying. She's just learned how to escape from her cot. 18 months old. Absolutely fearless. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 The wee one's room is right above our livingroom. Sitting there and hear an almighty thud and then her crying. She's just learned how to escape from her cot. 18 months old. Absolutely fearless. We ended up having cushions on the floor but our eldest only did it once. Weird. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB 4.2 Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 Had a 18 week gender scan earlier to allow me and mrs PB know we're expecting a boy. Sonographer was happy with everything she found. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Millions Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 Had a 18 week gender scan earlier to allow me and mrs PB know we're expecting a boy. Sonographer was happy with everything she found. Happy news mate. Just don't be buying the kid a bicycle! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted April 21, 2018 Share Posted April 21, 2018 7 hours ago, PB 4.2 said: Had a 18 week gender scan earlier to allow me and mrs PB know we're expecting a boy. Sonographer was happy with everything she found. Excellent, keep us posted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted April 21, 2018 Share Posted April 21, 2018 8 hours ago, PB 4.2 said: Had a 18 week gender scan earlier to allow me and mrs PB know we're expecting a boy. Sonographer was happy with everything she found. Outstanding! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 21, 2018 Share Posted April 21, 2018 Oldest bairn going backwards just now with toilet training. Is that normal? She seems to be getting complacent and having regular accidents. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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