Swarley Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Ah so the govt taxes the company then they tax the consumer (me) every time I fill up. Well the set of robbing c***s. I'm starting to understand why Starbucks don't pay any tax now? Is coffee mined? Grimbo No its from crushed fish eggs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 No its from crushed fish eggs Wrong thread? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 How do postmen (and women - hiya mumsnet, hiya pal) gain entry to communal flats etc? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 How do postmen (and women - hiya mumsnet, hiya pal) gain entry to communal flats etc? 1) the service button 2) pressing every single flat button the c***s (sorry Mumsnet sorry pal) Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 1) the service button 2) pressing every single flat button the c***s (sorry Mumsnet sorry pal) Grimbo 3) Cram everyone's mail into the tiniest gap at the side of the main door, tearing the mail to shreds and leaving the part sticking out open the elements. (If the postie in my first flat is anything to go by) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 How do postmen (and women - hiya mumsnet, hiya pal) gain entry to communal flats etc? Erm, walk in? ^^^ Used to live in a block of communal flats where the main door was certainly of no issue for folk requiring entry! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Erm, walk in? ^^^ Used to live in a block of communal flats where the main door was certainly of no issue for folk requiring entry! Not quite. The main door requires a key for entry, and it doesn't have a letter box. i.e the postie is obviously getting in the main door somehow in order to deliver mail to the respective recipients' door. Must be a master key or something. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 How do stalkers ( hiya mumsnet, hiya pal) gain entry to communal flats etc? Mmm... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Mmm... Just asking for a friend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Not quite. The main door requires a key for entry, and it doesn't have a letter box. i.e the postie is obviously getting in the main door somehow in order to deliver mail to the respective recipients' door. Must be a master key or something. Should still be a service button there somewhere that will be able to be used until 12 noon? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Royal Mail actively employs convicted burglars. Rehabilitation for the criminal, Royal Mail get access to all buildings. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 A few posties around my way have a massive bunch of keys. Hardly any of the tenements have an entry system with a trades button (or one that works). No master keys or black magic - just a big old bunch of keys. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Here in the civilised world we have service buttons. We regularly seem to have lazy c**t postmen who deliver stuff with "no access [date of two days ago]" scrawled on it, the date referring to a day when someone was in all day even if they had managed to get there in the afternoon when the service was off. Whoever does my post now also seems to have a habit of folding envelopes over as they put them through. Clown. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Anyone have any experience of being a bit electrocuted? I've had it twice now. Last time I had to go to A&E as my heart was really racing. Had to sit for hours hooked up to a heart monitor. Some old doc came in with a bunch of students. Didn't even acknowledge me but checked his clipboard and said to the students "We have to be careful with electric shocks. Someone was in earlier this week and just like him (meaning me) he looked fine but dropped dead a few hours later". This time I feel like my arm has been crushed. Heating up/windows down job? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Anyone have any experience of being a bit electrocuted? I've had it twice now. Last time I had to go to A&E as my heart was really racing. Had to sit for hours hooked up to a heart monitor. Some old doc came in with a bunch of students. Didn't even acknowledge me but checked his clipboard and said to the students "We have to be careful with electric shocks. Someone was in earlier this week and just like him (meaning me) he looked fine but dropped dead a few hours later". This time I feel like my arm has been crushed. Heating up/windows down job? Put a lightbulb in your mouth till all the electricity has been sucked out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 You need to discharge the voltage onto someone else. Rub vigourously against the closest person to you (physically closest, not, like, your mum or something). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty79 Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 I've been given a possible start date for a new job that's less then two weeks away, but been told to expect a letter with full confirmation, how long before a start date should I expect to receive said letter as they also know I need to give my current employer a weeks notice? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Not quite. The main door requires a key for entry, and it doesn't have a letter box. i.e the postie is obviously getting in the main door somehow in order to deliver mail to the respective recipients' door. Must be a master key or something. I think you missed my joke there. The ^^^ was in reference to me. I used to live in a block where the main door wasn't an issue as it was kicked in long before I arrived Anyone have any experience of being a bit electrocuted? I've had it twice now. Last time I had to go to A&E as my heart was really racing. Had to sit for hours hooked up to a heart monitor. Some old doc came in with a bunch of students. Didn't even acknowledge me but checked his clipboard and said to the students "We have to be careful with electric shocks. Someone was in earlier this week and just like him (meaning me) he looked fine but dropped dead a few hours later". This time I feel like my arm has been crushed. Heating up/windows down job? ^^^ Receives his monthly ECT treatment on a Tuesday clearly 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtgilphead Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 I've been given a possible start date for a new job that's less then two weeks away, but been told to expect a letter with full confirmation, how long before a start date should I expect to receive said letter as they also know I need to give my current employer a weeks notice? In a similar situation 19 years ago, I asked them to fax the letter across before they posted it. It would all be done by email nowadays I suppose... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 I've been given a possible start date for a new job that's less then two weeks away, but been told to expect a letter with full confirmation, how long before a start date should I expect to receive said letter as they also know I need to give my current employer a weeks notice? I'd give it 2 days max and phone them. Honouring a commitment to an existing or ex employer will only make you look good to the new one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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