KnightswoodBear Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 Top off as well. Don't be beastly. Howked up under your armpits is fine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 Trousers and underwear pulled down round your ankles and door open. I had to take a boy with Down's Syndrome to the lavvy on a day out with the school my mum taught at, and he did exactly this at the urinals. Being seven, I thought this was the funniest thing ever and dropped my kecks too, which started him off laughing in return. The next guy to enter the toilets after us took one look at the semi-naked young boys literally pissing themselves laughing, and walked out 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 Don't be beastly. Howked up under your armpits is fine. Maybe when you were at Eton, Little Lord Fauntleroy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 I had to take a boy with Down's Syndrome to the lavvy on a day out with the school my mum taught at, and he did exactly this at the urinals. Being seven, I thought this was the funniest thing ever and dropped my kecks too, which started him off laughing in return. The next guy to enter the toilets after us took one look at the semi-naked young boys literally pissing themselves laughing, and walked out If I wasn't a lazy b*****d and thought it'd be worth the effort, I'd create a thread and go back through your posts and quote all of the clearly made up random stories you've told on here. It would be about 10 pages long before a single post was made by someone other than me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 I think you should do it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 If I wasn't a lazy b*****d and thought it'd be worth the effort, I'd create a thread and go back through your posts and quote all of the clearly made up random stories you've told on here. It would be about 10 pages long before a single post was made by someone other than me. Feel free if you think it's worth your time and it gives you pleasure. I'm not one to try and spoil another's happiness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 I shut and lock the door. I find leaving the door open odd.This. Anyone who disagrees is obviously one of those eggs in the cupboard, described by their neighbours as "quiet, kept himself to himself" deviants. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 Feel free if you think it's worth your time and it gives you pleasure. I'm not one to try and spoil another's happiness. I could call it "The Wacky Adventures of BFTD" and include a weekly voting section similar to the head's gone thread where people choose the story of the week. Unfortunately the effort to pleasure ratio is very low, as I don't think it would actually give me any pleasure tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 I could call it "The Wacky Adventures of BFTD" and include a weekly voting section similar to the head's gone thread where people choose the story of the week. Unfortunately the effort to pleasure ratio is very low, as I don't think it would actually give me any pleasure tbh. ...and you've got the cheek to obsess over me being a liar I'll leave you to get on with it. Best of luck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locheedfcno1 Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 Off the ball must be desperate for guests. Div on again making a fud of himself😂😂😂 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted April 26, 2016 Share Posted April 26, 2016 Commiserations to yourself and BWT. That sounds like a b*****d of a condition. I worked with a fuller-figured lassie who had to go off on the sick for six months when she was diagnosed, and she was like a skeleton by the time we saw her again Here's another for your topic, Honest_Man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 Anybody got any idea when next seasons top flight is due to begin? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 Democratic Republic of Congo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 Gunther has a new avatar, is it his mum and dad? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 My mate and I both had our wing mirrors smashed in Musselburgh last night. (not a euphemism) How does one go about replacing the mirror? Some c**t is telling me I'll have to go to the dealer! Surely not? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 Anybody got any idea when next seasons top flight is due to begin? 6th of August, think the entire league system starts on the same day for once, barring TV fixtures. League Cup Group Stage starts July 16th though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 Scrappies or eBay. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 (edited) Cheers - there's a scrappy in Gorebridege - never thought about ebay! Edited April 30, 2016 by paranoid android 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 What type of car(s) is it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted April 30, 2016 Share Posted April 30, 2016 (edited) What type of car(s) is it? Mine's is a Honda Civic. Don't know what my mate drives - it's red. Texted me this morning to say that he got home to discover that some c**t had put his hoose windae in with a brick. (again, not a euphemism) Edited April 30, 2016 by paranoid android 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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