Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 Where the f**k has my top 5 things that make people look like a mink gone? In the top 5 things thing, you daft c**t. Apologies ya daft c**t, it was there earlier. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 Glad to see I'm no the only daft c**t roon here. You haven't slipped under the radar if that's what you mean. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davi3j Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 Is there any way to stop cold callers phoning me up without having to pay for this privilege? its driving me fucking nuts. get a premium rate number, then when you get cold callers they will be paying you for the privilege. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-23869462 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spain Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 I just ask politely for their company name and address so I can inform the TPS and it stops their calls. You still get the international calls claiming to be Microsoft wanting to cure your computer though. "Hello sir, this is Microsoft. Do you have a computer?" "No". "Okay bye-bye sir." I was quite surprised that was all it took. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 "Hello sir, this is Microsoft. Do you have a computer?" "No". "Okay bye-bye sir." I was quite surprised that was all it took. I got one of these a couple of years ago. I told the guy that because I lived by the river I had a water powered computer but it was playing up a bit. Took about 5 minutes before he figured I was taking the piss! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 Lots of advice on Youtube for dealing with nuisance calls. This is still the best one : 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H Wragg Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 Anyone know if the long running roadworks on the Erskine Bridge are likely to cause delays when crossing on a Saturday afternoon? I'm probably going to be on a tight schedule for getting to St. Mirren Park on Saturday and over the bridge is the way I'll be going. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 "Hello sir, this is Microsoft. Do you have a computer?" "No". "Okay bye-bye sir." I was quite surprised that was all it took. I got one of those phone calls a few years back from an Asian dude and I was doing my best to be nice to the guy while telling him I wasn't interested. He wasn't taking the hint so I told him to f**k off and hung up the phone. A minute later my phone rang and I answered: "Hello", the reply: "No, YOU f**k off". Charming. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 Anyone know if the long running roadworks on the Erskine Bridge are likely to cause delays, over the bridge is the way I'll be going. Good, we'll be better of without you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reid Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 Anyone know a quick solution to lockjaw? I usually wake up in the morning and my jaws very stiff but it's lasted all day today and it's pretty irritating. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 Anyone know a quick solution to lockjaw? I usually wake up in the morning and my jaws very stiff but it's lasted all day today and it's pretty irritating. I'll just ask the girlfriend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludo*1 Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 Does anyone call the cinema, 'the pictures' these days? Never really hear it so much now and cinema sounds much more twattish when spoken for some reason. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Dougal McGuire Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 Does anyone call the cinema, 'the pictures' these days? Never really hear it so much now and cinema sounds much more twattish when spoken for some reason. Was speaking to someone about this the other day. We came to the conclusion that either is acceptable but saying movie absolutely isn't 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 Anyone know a quick solution to lockjaw? I usually wake up in the morning and my jaws very stiff but it's lasted all day today and it's pretty irritating. To reduce the overuse of jaw muscles that may cause the pain, try eating soft food, cutting food into smaller pieces, avoiding sticky or chewy foods, limiting wide yawns and singing. I bet singing is your nemesis 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 Has anyone else's Android P&B app stopped working recently? I noticed it playing up a wee bit on the iPad last week but from that day onwards the one on my phone does nothing but show black when opened. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 Has anyone else's Android P&B app stopped working recently? I noticed it playing up a wee bit on the iPad last week but from that day onwards the one on my phone does nothing but show black when opened. Maybe sound obvious but try turning your phone off and on. Before I got my current phone I had a samsung of sorts and had to turn it off and on to use the app quite a lot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 Can you swap a train ticket to an earlier time at a cheaper cost than just buying a new ticket? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 Can you swap a train ticket to an earlier time at a cheaper cost than just buying a new ticket? Probably not, if you bought it online. Although they are pretty good for exchanging tickets if you bought them in error at the station. I've been in your situation before though, and you can often the sweet-talk whoever's in charge into letting you on the earlier one gratis - especially if the earlier train isn't mobbed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 Probably not, if you bought it online. Although they are pretty good for exchanging tickets if you bought them in error at the station. I've been in your situation before though, and you can often the sweet-talk whoever's in charge into letting you on the earlier one gratis - especially if the earlier train isn't mobbed. Right, cheers. I might give it a go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forzamorton Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 Koolba in Glasgow. Any good? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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