Mark Connolly Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 I might be imagining this, but I'm sure I've just seen an advert for something called soak.com where a bird talks about doing her "best ever wee". This is at half 2 on e4, not late at night on one of the channels in the 900s. Has anyone else seen this? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Nope, not imagining it. She has a pregnancy test in her hand, if that makes it any better. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 It really doesn't 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Tam died in a hospice, although he was posting almost up until the end, I think. Hopefully P45's just sick of us and has an actual life to lead. Thanks, that's sad. He wasn't a bad old stick in all honesty. I had no idea he was ill. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Tom McB has passed away, unfortunately. Cheers. Never knew. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 My QQ, has Mozzamozza been to Oban? Does anyone know? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Just thought of another one, if someone from here passes away, how does anyone from P&B find out? Is it because they were known outwith their P&B personality by another poster who perhaps was friends with / supports the same club? If I die, P&B will find out via Throbber as I intend to go, in his flat, overdosing on poppers with a sock stuffed in my mouth. I have Roly tattooed between my thumb & pointing finger. That's how he will know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Im sure I mentioned it before but I did go to Oban this weekend. After some reluctance I have to say that I thoroughly enjoyed myself, was drunk on Oban whisky on Saturday night, offended a farmer family from Huntly and got a Primary School head teacher from Fort William to sing a song in Gaelic in the hotel lobby, before waking up and going for fresh scallops on the pier on Sunday morning. But Im sure nobody is interested in that. I've been to Oban before, and none of that happened to me! Did you pay for the VIP package? Seriously, I plan on going in the summer, when I'm back in Scotland. Would you recommend the Hovel you stayed in? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 Has anyone used or heard the term "home goal" instead of "own goal"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 Anyone else in Inverness or with Talk Talk lost their broadband? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 Putting balsamic glaze on a pizza - acceptable behaviour or in the same league as coleslaw with pizza? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 Has anyone used or heard the term "home goal" instead of "own goal"? No. Anyone else in Inverness or with Talk Talk lost their broadband? No. Putting balsamic glaze on a pizza - acceptable behaviour or in the same league as coleslaw with pizza? No. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 No.No neither had I but I thought I'd check before I rip the piss out the guy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob the tank Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 Putting balsamic glaze on a pizza - acceptable behaviour or in the same league as coleslaw with pizza? Coleslaw and hot sauce on pizza is the nectar of the gods. Balsamic glaze is worth a try though,could be a taste sensation......or not. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 Coleslaw and hot sauce on pizza is the nectar of the gods. Balsamic glaze is worth a try though,could be a taste sensation......or not. Coleslaw? Beast alert whoop whoop whoop. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 Bob the BEAST more like. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 Anyone else in Inverness or with Talk Talk lost their broadband? My broadband was down all night, though I'm with Sky and in Dingwall. Something was up with the BT Openreach exchange apparently. Was back this morning. What a night for it to go down, with Hibs hibsing it. shite signal on phone too, so point and laugh opportunities delayed until this morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 If a man had a love of the old chocolate box if he went downtown , would an appropriate surname be something like 'Bourneville'? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 If a man had a love of the old chocolate box if he went downtown , would an appropriate surname be something like 'Bourneville'? I would suggest "Brownlie", although tbf I don't know what you're post means. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 My broadband was down all night, though I'm with Sky and in Dingwall. Something was up with the BT Openreach exchange apparently. Was back this morning. What a night for it to go down, with Hibs hibsing it. shite signal on phone too, so point and laugh opportunities delayed until this morning. Mine was off all day, back on this morning. Didn't realise how much I rely on it, going on holiday tomorrow so need to print off boarding cards etc, and no telly either. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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