The_Kincardine Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 1 minute ago, welshbairn said: I danced with the lovely Petula on a boat going up and down the Thames 2 or 3 decades ago, she was hot then, she'll be even hotter now. She even came to watch us playing 5s. Top bird. And she's got a big house in Switzerland. Get in there. Sadly it wasn't 'oor Pet' who issued the invite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 So how far do the denizens of P&B go to get their Nat King? An occasional squeeze of mine has just emailed me and asked if I want to squire her to a Petula Clark evening in High Wycombe next month. This is surely asking too much. I've no problem with going down but listening to "Down Town" from a nonagenarian is beyond the call of duty? No? Just get the carer to wheel you both into the day room, then you can go nuts. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 10 minutes ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: Just get the carer to wheel you both into the day room, then you can go nuts. I hear there's an "all you can eat buffet - teeth optional". Shall I stick a ticket in the post to you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 I hear there's an "all you can eat buffet - teeth optional". Shall I stick a ticket in the post to you? I've never been to an all you can eat buffet, I've been to an all you can drink buffet. That's more up your street though, Oliver Reid. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 2 minutes ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: I've never been to an all you can eat buffet, I've been to an all you can drink buffet. That's more up your street though, Oliver Reid. Come back to me when you're welcomed to an "All you can think" buffet, young Rab. I shan't hold my breath, though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 I'm too busy dining out on that tremendous comeback, Kincardine.An "all you can think" buffet?Bravo! -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 12 minutes ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: I'm too busy dining out on that tremendous comeback, Kincardine. An "all you can think" buffet? Bravo! Let's have a drink to it! Your shout? Oh wait...we're on an 'all inclusive" deal? That's why it's watered-down dross 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Handy for Dignitas. Go by all means, but don't Sleep on the Subway. How about standing in the pouring rain? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 8 hours ago, The_Kincardine said: Let's have a drink to it! Your shout? Oh wait...we're on an 'all inclusive" deal? That's why it's watered-down dross It wasn't an all inclusive deal you dumb f**k. That's four attempts you had at it now and are still struggling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 10 hours ago, The_Kincardine said: So how far do the denizens of P&B go to get their Nat King? An occasional squeeze of mine has just emailed me and asked if I want to squire her to a Petula Clark evening in High Wycombe next month. This is surely asking too much. I've no problem with going down but listening to "Down Town" from a nonagenarian is beyond the call of duty? No? Danny Baker is having the pleasure of her on 5Live at 09:00 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 Still persisting with the Sean Dyche stuff? Oh well, here's my generic response to what I reckon you look like. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 (edited) 3 minutes ago, throbber said: If that's what the pair of you look like then no way would I be up for a camping trip. you'd probably miss the bus anyway eh Throbs (too soon)? Grimbo Edited September 17, 2016 by Grim O'Grady -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 Aye, you've posted that a few times now. I look nothing like that though, much as you possibly look nothing like Sean Dyche! You do seem a bit peeved anytime I've (jokingly) suggested you look like Dyche though! [emoji1] Probably because it's an utter humour vacuum. You persisted in calling StandFree one of the fat bikers for months and all I get is Sean Dyche? Improve your game, AIDSy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 [emoji23]I wouldn't say it's a humour vacuum, you're obviously a bit miffed by it which I find amusing.It's all just a bit of silly nonsense though Bobby, just roll with it. If I can roll with the AIDSy shite flung my way, I'm sure a tough nut like yourself can cope with being Dyche'd. You missed my point, I wanted more of a slagging. Keep at it though, I'll always have Tom in reserve my monobrowed friend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 "Beige" Doesn't being voted the best ICT poster 2015 mean anything anymore? You carry on my slow witted chum. Kick the arse out of it as usual. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 Just now, Bobby Skidmarks said: "Beige" Doesn't being voted the best ICT poster 2015 mean anything anymore? You carry on my slow witted chum. Kick the arse out of it as usual. I need to pay more attention, I thought you were a Raith supporter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 In Independence Day how do Captain Hiller (Will Smith) and his bird not see the alien ship the second they step outside the door? Hiller picks up a paper, reads a bit, glances at the neighbours then notices the breathtakingly massive ship. His girlfriend walks out and sees him staring at the ship but doesn't notice it until she looks up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 Also was Russell Case actually abducted by the aliens ten years before the events of the film? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 Why are scottish games over before games in england ? The first full times on soccer saturday always seem to be scottish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted September 18, 2016 Share Posted September 18, 2016 Is fudge banned ? Yes. He went on the Save Mozza thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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