welshbairn Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Your girlfriend's sister whose pants you sniffed is getting married in Paisley? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 I'm going on fucking holiday and flying out from Glasgow airport which is located in Paisley you idiots. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 I apologise for flying off the handle a little. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 11 minutes ago, throbber said: I apologise for flying off the handle a little. And rightly so. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Just now, Mark Connolly said: And rightly so. I have no idea what came over me! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 (edited) 1 minute ago, throbber said: I have no idea what came over me! That's your burd that usually says that. Edited August 10, 2016 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 3 minutes ago, throbber said: I have no idea what came over me! Hope you have a lovely holiday! Somewhere nice I hope? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum_gers Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Fecking new app! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 2 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Hope you have a lovely holiday! Somewhere nice I hope? Spain for a week, not as exciting as previous holidays but enough to look forward to! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 3 minutes ago, calum_gers said: I'm away for a mates wedding at the moment and one of the boys passports expires on Wednesday and there was no problem with him flying back, and why should there be. ^^^in before Brexit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum_gers Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 ^^^in before Brexit. I wrote that days ago and forgot to post it, this new app is a pain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Can any of my Facebook friends help me with my memory here. I was reading a Facebook post earlier about a couple of cars that had been stolen up in Bathgate. In the article were quotes from the police saying that it's always better to keep your car keys well away from your front door to stop cars from being stolen if someone breaks in to your house. However I can *vividly* remember hearing advice from the one-time a few years back that in actual fact it's really *better* to keep your car keys near your front door - that way, if someone breaks in to your house, and sees the car keys, chances are they'll grab them and leave right away, buggering off with the car (which would be insured against theft, presumably). If there's nothing immediately inside your front door for them to steal then they'll probably come further into your house where they might come into contact with your family, which could provoke further confrontation and risk of injury (or worse). Can anyone else remember hearing similar advice from the fuzz? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 3 hours ago, Gaz said: Can any of my Facebook friends help me with my memory here. I was reading a Facebook post earlier about a couple of cars that had been stolen up in Bathgate. In the article were quotes from the police saying that it's always better to keep your car keys well away from your front door to stop cars from being stolen if someone breaks in to your house. However I can *vividly* remember hearing advice from the one-time a few years back that in actual fact it's really *better* to keep your car keys near your front door - that way, if someone breaks in to your house, and sees the car keys, chances are they'll grab them and leave right away, buggering off with the car (which would be insured against theft, presumably). If there's nothing immediately inside your front door for them to steal then they'll probably come further into your house where they might come into contact with your family, which could provoke further confrontation and risk of injury (or worse). Can anyone else remember hearing similar advice from the fuzz? No. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 4 hours ago, throbber said: I'm going on fucking holiday and flying out from Glasgow airport which is located in Paisley you idiots. No it isn't. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 3 hours ago, Gaz said: Can any of my Facebook friends help me with my memory here. I was reading a Facebook post earlier about a couple of cars that had been stolen up in Bathgate. In the article were quotes from the police saying that it's always better to keep your car keys well away from your front door to stop cars from being stolen if someone breaks in to your house. However I can *vividly* remember hearing advice from the one-time a few years back that in actual fact it's really *better* to keep your car keys near your front door - that way, if someone breaks in to your house, and sees the car keys, chances are they'll grab them and leave right away, buggering off with the car (which would be insured against theft, presumably). If there's nothing immediately inside your front door for them to steal then they'll probably come further into your house where they might come into contact with your family, which could provoke further confrontation and risk of injury (or worse). Can anyone else remember hearing similar advice from the fuzz? If you have a nice car, simply park it outside somebody else's house and let that family be murdered in a futile hunt for the keys. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Just leave the keys in the car with the engine running. Then they won't break into your house. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 Anyone from the west side of Edinburgh able to advise on a decent place to park for free to go to Napiers Merchiston campus? Happy to walk 20-30 minutes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 Anyone from the west side of Edinburgh able to advise on a decent place to park for free to go to Napiers Merchiston campus? Happy to walk 20-30 minutes. Park around Harrison Park mate. It's about a 10 minute walk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 No it isn't. Yes it is its in Paisley city centre.Anyone from the west side of Edinburgh able to advise on a decent place to park for free to go to Napiers Merchiston campus? Happy to walk 20-30 minutes. There may be spaces at the entrance to the campus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 Where would one find the video of that Rangers supporting nonce sitting on his couch playing his Bontempi organ and singing a Rangers song? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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