Bobby Skidmarks Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 Go back out on the piss. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 Just now, Blootoon87 said: How do you steer a hot air balloon? Or do you just take off and see where the wind takes you? Yes, strategic farting guides the balloons. It's why professional ballooneers have a very particular diet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 Throbber, are you an even bigger arsehole in real life? I'm hardly even an arsehole on here and I'm not an arsehole in real life, just quite controversial/grumpy and say what ever comes to my mind first without thinking about it. I think I called my girlfriends friend fat though and she went to bed in a bad mood. She's fat as f**k though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 (edited) 1 minute ago, throbber said: I'm hardly even an arsehole on here and I'm not an arsehole in real life, just quite controversial/grumpy and say what ever comes to my mind first without thinking about it. I think I called my girlfriends friend fat though and she went to bed in a bad mood. She's fat as f**k though. I don't think I'd like you. Deliberately controversial people tend to be cretins. Edited May 14, 2017 by Jimmy85 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 1 minute ago, Jimmy85 said: I don't think I'd like you. Deliberately controversial people tend to be cretins. Attention seekers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 Just now, throbber said: I'm hardly even an arsehole on here and I'm not an arsehole in real life, just quite controversial/grumpy and say what ever comes to my mind first without thinking about it. I think I called my girlfriends friend fat though and she went to bed in a bad mood. She's fat as f**k though. Even compared to yours? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 I don't think I'd like you. Deliberately controversial people tend to be cretins. I'm not deliberately controversial I just speak before I think and get more rowdy when I have whisky to drink. I think you would probably like me more than you let on, next time your in leith then send me a PM. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 The friend went to bed? In your flat? We could be getting somewhere here They were staying here for the night anyway 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 1 minute ago, throbber said: They were staying here for the night anyway Everyone suitably enthralled with Eurovision? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 2 minutes ago, throbber said: next time your in leith then send me a PM. I'd rather watch my entire family killed in a house fire. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 I'd rather watch my entire family killed in a house fire. You said that last time I suggested a beer actually. Not sure what exactly I have ever done to you to make you feel this way, especially in the past year or so when we have gotten on like a house in fire.Anyway we all had a great night and I'm sure my throw away comment will be water under the bridge in no time. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 Any exceptions to this rule?? He doesn't mean it Bairnardo he loves me really. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grass Is Greener. Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 1 hour ago, Jimmy85 said: I'd rather watch my entire family killed in a house fire. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 Charming isn't he? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 I'm hardly even an arsehole on here and I'm not an arsehole in real life, just quite controversial/grumpy and say what ever comes to my mind first without thinking about it. I think I called my girlfriends friend fat though and she went to bed in a bad mood. She's fat as f**k though. Ach f**k it throbs. You called fatty fat. Big deal. Can hardly be a surprise to her can it? Your bird will get over it. Don't even apologise. A simple "maybe I shouldn't have said it but I did" will suffice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 2 minutes ago, NorthernJambo said: Ach f**k it throbs. You called fatty fat. Big deal. Can hardly be a surprise to her can it? Your bird will get over it. Don't even apologise. A simple "maybe I shouldn't have said it but I did" will suffice. His bird probably just asked her fat friend round to show throbber there are even fatter people than her and he should count his blessings. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 I like how philipy's wife knew what he was asking but didn't actually answer him. She'd fit in well here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 2 hours ago, throbber said: I'm hardly even an arsehole on here and I'm not an arsehole in real life, just quite controversial/grumpy and say what ever comes to my mind first without thinking about it. I think I called my girlfriends friend fat though and she went to bed in a bad mood. She's fat as f**k though. Think the tuba might have been the last straw... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 Just coz my gf isn't speaking to me and looking at me as though I have sinned! I dont drink whisky very often but had 2 large ones at about midnight and can't remember anything else! Tried to slip it in the wrong 'un imoAnd that can be either her or her fatter mate 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 Tried to slip it in the wrong 'un imoAnd that can be either her or her fatter mate It's all good now , I just made a throwaway comment about how she would break the stool she was sat on but she didn't go to bed early coz she was annoyed . I paid for brunch today and now everyone apart from Jimmy 85 likes me again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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