scottsdad Posted June 8 Share Posted June 8 3 hours ago, Granny Danger said: What did people do to waste their time before P&B was around? Chug over pictures of the Queen Mother 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted June 8 Share Posted June 8 5 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Chug over pictures of the Queen Mother You still do that so it doesn’t really count. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted June 8 Share Posted June 8 (edited) 43 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: You still do that so it doesn’t really count. The patriotic thing to do is keep at it until the gentleman's relish flies. I bet Wee Rishi would stop half way through. Edited June 8 by scottsdad 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted June 8 Share Posted June 8 14 minutes ago, scottsdad said: The patriotic thing to do is keep at it until the gentleman's relish flies. I bet Wee Rishi would stop half way through. On the other hand, if you pardon the pun, he is a complete tosser. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 9 Share Posted June 9 11 hours ago, Granny Danger said: What did people do to waste their time before P&B was around? Similar to "football didn't exist before 1992 and Sky Sports", time didn't exist before 2003 and P&B. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted June 9 Share Posted June 9 2 hours ago, Swarley said: Similar to "football didn't exist before 1992 and Sky Sports", time didn't exist before 2003 and P&B. I think you'll find most Dundee United fans think football didn't exist before 1979. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 9 Share Posted June 9 1 hour ago, hk blues said: I think you'll find most Dundee United fans think football didn't exist before 1979. Dundee Utd fans wouldn't know about football if it twatted them in the face. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted June 9 Share Posted June 9 1 hour ago, Swarley said: Dundee Utd fans wouldn't know about football if it twatted them in the face. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 9 Share Posted June 9 On 08/06/2024 at 15:52, Granny Danger said: What did people do to waste their time before P&B was around? In your case paint pictures of mammoths on cave walls 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted June 9 Share Posted June 9 Anyone know how to keep foxes out of a garden? No, I'm not buying a shotgun. No, I'm not keeping a pack of hunting dogs, dressing up like a hunter from a mid-20th century table placemat and riding a horse. No, I'm not setting snares or other traps. I'm pretty sure it's not a dog, as our garden is fenced in. I'm fed up walking across the lawn and finding it, or even worse, smelling it when I cut the grass. Any (serious ) suggestions? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted June 9 Share Posted June 9 31 minutes ago, tamthebam said: In your case paint pictures of mammoths on cave walls That’s a lie! A mammoth lie! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted June 9 Share Posted June 9 (edited) 27 minutes ago, Salt n Vinegar said: Anyone know how to keep foxes out of a garden? No, I'm not buying a shotgun. No, I'm not keeping a pack of hunting dogs, dressing up like a hunter from a mid-20th century table placemat and riding a horse. No, I'm not setting snares or other traps. I'm pretty sure it's not a dog, as our garden is fenced in. I'm fed up walking across the lawn and finding it, or even worse, smelling it when I cut the grass. Any (serious ) suggestions? We had a problem with a cat, not sure if it works for foxes, but it worked for us. A movement sensor thing that played a high pitched noise we couldn’t hear. Sorted it almost overnight. edit it does mention foxes in the description https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B004SGC75S/?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_plhdr=t&aaxitk=e4eaa23aa41254301ddb1b11546c422f&hsa_cr_id=6366820890802&qid=1717949811&sr=1-1-e0fa1fdd-d857-4087-adda-5bd576b25987&ref_=sbx_be_s_sparkle_mcd_asin_0_img&pd_rd_w=G5Vs3&content-id=amzn1.sym.25f7c301-a223-4ff8-91c9-accfeab9fda8%3Aamzn1.sym.25f7c301-a223-4ff8-91c9-accfeab9fda8&pf_rd_p=25f7c301-a223-4ff8-91c9-accfeab9fda8&pf_rd_r=K1QBAC9EANQSNH4TTNM2&pd_rd_wg=375E3&pd_rd_r=dd18d619-9e3a-498b-b6f5-830340b43305 Edited June 9 by Rugster 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted June 9 Share Posted June 9 40 minutes ago, Salt n Vinegar said: Anyone know how to keep foxes out of a garden? No, I'm not buying a shotgun. No, I'm not keeping a pack of hunting dogs, dressing up like a hunter from a mid-20th century table placemat and riding a horse. No, I'm not setting snares or other traps. I'm pretty sure it's not a dog, as our garden is fenced in. I'm fed up walking across the lawn and finding it, or even worse, smelling it when I cut the grass. Any (serious ) suggestions? I’ll second @Rugster on the high frequency noise thing. We had an issue with cats and it solved it fairly quickly. I think though, as with most things, the cheap ones aren’t very good (personal experience). Spend how much it matters to you… 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thane of Cawdor Posted June 9 Share Posted June 9 1 hour ago, Salt n Vinegar said: Anyone know how to keep foxes out of a garden? No, I'm not buying a shotgun. No, I'm not keeping a pack of hunting dogs, dressing up like a hunter from a mid-20th century table placemat and riding a horse. No, I'm not setting snares or other traps. I'm pretty sure it's not a dog, as our garden is fenced in. I'm fed up walking across the lawn and finding it, or even worse, smelling it when I cut the grass. Any (serious ) suggestions? A baseball bat. However you must dispatch the creature in a humane manner, otherwise you may be liable for a fine of up to £20,000. Jolyon was wearing a kimono, do you possess such a garment? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51755899 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Central Belt Caley Posted June 9 Share Posted June 9 2 hours ago, Rugster said: We had a problem with a cat, not sure if it works for foxes, but it worked for us. A movement sensor thing that played a high pitched noise we couldn’t hear. Sorted it almost overnight. edit it does mention foxes in the description https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B004SGC75S/?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_plhdr=t&aaxitk=e4eaa23aa41254301ddb1b11546c422f&hsa_cr_id=6366820890802&qid=1717949811&sr=1-1-e0fa1fdd-d857-4087-adda-5bd576b25987&ref_=sbx_be_s_sparkle_mcd_asin_0_img&pd_rd_w=G5Vs3&content-id=amzn1.sym.25f7c301-a223-4ff8-91c9-accfeab9fda8%3Aamzn1.sym.25f7c301-a223-4ff8-91c9-accfeab9fda8&pf_rd_p=25f7c301-a223-4ff8-91c9-accfeab9fda8&pf_rd_r=K1QBAC9EANQSNH4TTNM2&pd_rd_wg=375E3&pd_rd_r=dd18d619-9e3a-498b-b6f5-830340b43305 A family in my sisters street has/had something like this but in their front garden. It was fucking annoying because even when driving past with the windows closed you could hear it. Not heard it recently so they might’ve adjusted it but it wound my sister up 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted June 9 Share Posted June 9 36 minutes ago, Central Belt Caley said: A family in my sisters street has/had something like this but in their front garden. It was fucking annoying because even when driving past with the windows closed you could hear it. Not heard it recently so they might’ve adjusted it but it wound my sister up 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 10 Share Posted June 10 Which P&Ber is this? Tartan Army Euros discrimination row after UEFA insist on smartphone ticketing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted June 10 Share Posted June 10 14 hours ago, Salt n Vinegar said: Anyone know how to keep foxes out of a garden? No, I'm not buying a shotgun. No, I'm not keeping a pack of hunting dogs, dressing up like a hunter from a mid-20th century table placemat and riding a horse. No, I'm not setting snares or other traps. I'm pretty sure it's not a dog, as our garden is fenced in. I'm fed up walking across the lawn and finding it, or even worse, smelling it when I cut the grass. Any (serious ) suggestions? Mature red foxes can be attacked by larger animals, including bears, wolves and mountain lions. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 10 Share Posted June 10 2 minutes ago, hk blues said: Mature red foxes can be attacked by larger animals, including bears, wolves and mountain lions. Bears you say? What a stroke of luck for Salt n Vinegar. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted June 10 Share Posted June 10 40 minutes ago, Swarley said: Which P&Ber is this? Tartan Army Euros discrimination row after UEFA insist on smartphone ticketing “but is concerned he won't be able to gain access ass” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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