Redhead81 Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 I just ate a 98g bag of Pickled Onion Monster Munch. My tongue is numb and parts of my mouth are unresponsive. Next time I have to go the dentist I'll eat a bag before just in case. Pickled onion are the best ones tho... None of this "flamin hot" nonsense 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 I gave a deep tissue massage to an ostrich 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 Pickled onion are the best ones tho... None of this "flamin hot" nonsense Easy now. All 3 are good 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 Easy now. All 3 are good Even the minging beef ones?! Steady yourself there pal.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 Falkirk fans talking about winning the league and then staying in the same division to defend the title. Apparently they prefer winning and wouldn't want promoted because it's boring. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 Even the minging beef ones?! Steady yourself there pal.... Wow; calm yersel hen. I know it's a big night but there's no need for such ludicrous statements. Beef flavour are tremense 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 Dyslexics are mouring the recent passing of a well known Scottish comedian 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 Despite having seen Goldfinger a zillion times, I don't think I've ever seen the opening 5 mins until now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 I just ate a 98g bag of Pickled Onion Monster Munch. My tongue is numb and parts of my mouth are unresponsive. Next time I have to go the dentist I'll eat a bag before just in case. eat them right before you get called in 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 There's been a wee herd of roe deer - anything up to five at once - in and out of the garden all morning. One of them's just spoiled the cutesy effect by coiling out an enormous deer shite on the grass. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 https://www.facebook.com/ricky.kennedy.31/videos/1266011626803149/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 How is that funny? I've had 4 folk share it and say it's 'hilarious' this morning. I just blamed it on them still being pished. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 The boy looks like a real p***k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 I have a visual gift for 1320Lichtie. image.png lol. My mobile has 1690 in it. It was an Airdrie fan who first noticed. I had my first Krispie Kreme doughnut last night and my first warm one today with a cup of coffee. Probably not worth the ludicrous price for a doughnut but I don't know how anyone can say anything bad against them. Especially warm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 I pulled out the never been much of a trekky line when someone was talking about Star Wars last night and got the heartiest laugh of the night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 Photos doing the rounds from today from the Brighton game. James Wilson was definitely out last night Looks like death warmed up, then the inevitable comes soon after.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 Typical that I feel pretty good today after feeling shite yesterday, woke up absolutely miserable that I didn't do anything last night so went and got myself absolutely fucked on a run this morning, feeling brilliant now and I'm looking forward to getting incredibly drunk tomorrow, pub for bang on 11. I also can't believe how quick the holidays have passed, back to work on Tuesday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 Back in our grandparents' day, how common must casual vomiting have been in festive football matches? The groundsmen must have needed to sweep the pitch off at half time 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 At 2:30am I was awoken (approximately 2 hours and 10 minutes after I'd fallen asleep) by my phone letting me know someone had sent a text message. I didn't recognise the number so can only assume it was sent to me in error but it contained one word. "Happy!" Hmm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 Back in our grandparents' day, how common must casual vomiting have been in festive football matches? The groundsmen must have needed to sweep the pitch off at half time Not that I ever played at professional level but it was certainly common in my Sunday Pub League days. A wee sit down and a cigarette usually set you right for the rest of the game though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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