Things you want to share with P&B

[Hillonearth]

I've got the day off today (leaving do at work and then a gig last night, so it made sense), but as my missus was leaving for work earlier she asked what I was planning to do today.

"Not much", says I "I'll probably just sit on my arse and watch Phil Spencer Secret Agent", except in my slightly fragile state I forgot the real name of the show and spontaneously renamed it "Phil Spencer House c**t"

I'd actually be more likely to enjoy a show of that title.

[Dee Man]

Cockles and mussels, alive, alive oh...

Wouldn't it be cockles and mussels, dead, dead oh?

[Grim O'Grady]

Wouldn't it be cockles and mussels, dead, dead oh?

I think had he put a question mark after the "oh". Then he would have had the correct emphasis on it? No?

Grimbo

Edited February 26, 2016 by Grim O'Grady

[Shandon Par]

FFS.

The story of how 23 Chinese cockle pickers lost their lives in Morecambe Bay is to be made into a musical.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-35659775

I'm guessing the accompanying album will be released on Tidal?

[hk blues]

With Blondie singing the theme tune "The Tide is High."

[kerrdavidson95]

I've not had a carb since Monday but I'm really choking for a roll and sausage.

[weirdcal]

I'm guessing the accompanying album will be released on Tidal?

Open at the o2?

Maybe warm up music from u2.. with or without you.

[Shandon Par]

The watery death chat reminds me of the Boxing Day Tsunami. Pars held a minute silence, as they do for something every feckin week, and at at end of it the PA boy played Tsunami by the Manics.

[smpar]

I've not had a carb since Monday but I'm really choking for a roll and sausage.

^^^deliberately trying to upset the freak shows who call it lorne.

[kerrdavidson95]

^^^deliberately trying to upset the freak shows who call it lorne.

Beasts, all of them.

[Sergeant Wilson]

With Blondie singing the theme tune "The Tide is High."

Yellow submarine to close the show.

[welshbairn]

Yellow submarine to close the show.

Like it, a happy ending show stopper.

[Dee Man]

The watery death chat reminds me of the Boxing Day Tsunami. Pars held a minute silence, as they do for something every feckin week, and at at end of it the PA boy played Tsunami by the Manics.

No he didn't?

[Zen Archer (Raconteur)]

[Sergeant Wilson]

Those poor pickers died and left family and friends behind. The folk making puns about it need to stop being inconsiderate and shellfish!

I am but a prawn in this game.

[Dee Dee]

Those poor pickers died and left family and friends behind. The folk making puns about it need to stop being inconsiderate and shellfish!

I'm glad you got this off your chest, Milly. There's nothing worse than clamming up.

Tonight I'm on bouncer duty, as the ex stepson is throwing a party at my house. Sat up the stairs, in the spare room, on standby. I feel old

Never mind, a wee doob, for me of course I don't want to turn the place into the house of flying whiteys, will sort athin oot I'm sure. Might even dig oot the snes and get mariokart on the go.

[Dee Dee]

I did B)

In fact, I enjoyed it that much, I'm gonna construct anither.

[Widge]

For reasons unbeknown to me (other than drunkenness) I decided to smoke half a packet of cigarettes in about 2 hours.

I don't smoke, I despise it and I woke up this morning (afternoon) regretting it. Still I'll have looked cool so that's ok.

[Widge]

Enjoy the cancer.

She was a libra actually.

[Fudge]

For reasons unbeknown to me (other than drunkenness) I decided to smoke half a packet of cigarettes in about 2 hours.

I don't smoke, I despise it and I woke up this morning (afternoon) regretting it. Still I'll have looked cool so that's ok.

Smoking Isn't big or clever. It's both