BFTD Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 I just assumed Mrs Mozza had gone a bit far with the New Year diet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 My cousins who conveniently ignore my family as we're not good enough for them would be clamouring to the press saying they received nothing.I can see their point to be fair, 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyerTon Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 (edited) Flying Scotsman earlier today en route to York from London Kings Cross. Edited February 25, 2016 by FlyerTon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 A woman just vomited down my back at a fairly posh restaurant. A bit of it landed on my hand as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 A woman just vomited down my back at a fairly posh restaurant. A bit of it landed on my hand as well. That's a shame. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 A woman just vomited down my back at a fairly posh restaurant. A bit of it landed on my hand as well. A not so happy meal for you then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 A woman just vomited down my back at a fairly posh restaurant. A bit of it landed on my hand as well. Sounds like A beast would say "that sounds like foreplay". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 A woman just vomited down my back at a fairly posh restaurant. A bit of it landed on my hand as well. Are you not quite short? If so, she may not have noticed you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 Well you wouldn't if you go around sticking pillows over their heads. Public service Mrs M. those hospital beds won't free up themselves with all those jobsworths in the NHS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 A woman just vomited down my back at a fairly posh restaurant. A bit of it landed on my hand as well. ^^^OD on rohypnol 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 A woman just vomited down my back at a fairly posh restaurant. A bit of it landed on my hand as well. Brewers Fayre is not a "fairly posh restaurant" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 FFS. The story of how 23 Chinese cockle pickers lost their lives in Morecambe Bay is to be made into a musical. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-35659775 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 FFS. The story of how 23 Chinese cockle pickers lost their lives in Morecambe Bay is to be made into a musical. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-35659775 Cockles and mussels, alive, alive oh... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 Cockles and mussels, alive, alive oh... #You've got to pick a cockle or two# 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 FFS. The story of how 23 Chinese cockle pickers lost their lives in Morecambe Bay is to be made into a musical. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-35659775 Alright, clam down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 #down down deeper and drown 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 FFS. The story of how 23 Chinese cockle pickers lost their lives in Morecambe Bay is to be made into a musical. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-35659775 Are Marty Pellow and the guys involved? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 FFS out of greenies - some belting musical suggestions there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 FFS out of greenies - some belting musical suggestions there. Would I get a greenie for proposing "Do you want to be in my gang?". Mr G Glitter. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 Would I get a greenie for proposing "Do you want to be in my gang?". Mr G Glitter. Grimbo Yes. Covering all of your bases there. A nod to the 70s, a pun and a dash of beast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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