Honest_Man#1 Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 It was fun while it lasted. And don't post my picture again without my express permission. I'm afraid that can't be you, as even that guy doesn't look enough of a tit to wear a hand-knitted R2D2 hat in public. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 I'm afraid that can't be you, as even that guy doesn't look enough of a tit to wear a hand-knitted R2D2 hat in public. The jealousy at my hat is glorious. Glorious, I tell you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 No choice here, if you win big you HAVE to declare it. If I ever did, and got the begging letters from folk I don't know, I'd be kind and send them a lottery ticket, it'll have worked for me! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 I've also heard the same. I also don't play it. If you would permit me to quote Bidness Insider: "It is a common misconception that National Lottery winners are given more money if they decide to go public. Camelot confirmed that this has never been a policy, though the question is often asked." http://uk.businessinsider.com/what-lotto-winners-go-public-2016-1 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 Stop saying bidness. No. Now get your nose out of my bidness, M2. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 Is BidNess the member of the Family Ness that's addicted to those penny auction sites? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisGRAEME Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 I reckon winning an amount like £32m would be no problem to deal with...that's at least £13k a week interest alone if you stick it in the Nationwide for example. If you can't live off that then give the money to someone who would enjoy it. No, the challenge would be winning something like £2m - not enough to go fucking crazy but too much to hide, and with the same amounts of hangers on you'd get with a much higher amount. I possibly made this up, but I'm sure if it's a massive win, they pass you advisers and such, as mentioned, but will also set you up with a Coutts bank account, for nae fuckin about amounts in your current account. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 i won 80 pound back in 199odd. Told every c**t I met that night, was down about a fiver by the end of the day. f**k going public. Last laff on me, liveing the dream, sun is shining. Don't see any those hangers on now a days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 (edited) i won 80 pound back in 199odd. Told every c**t I met that night, was down about a fiver by the end of the day. f**k going public. Last laff on me, liveing the dream, sun is shining. Don't see any those hangers on now a days. Well you wouldn't if you go around sticking pillows over their heads. Edited February 24, 2016 by Mrs M 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 Humpty Doo man burps his way to a world record. Deserves wider audience than the local news thread. http://www.ntnews.com.au/news/only-in-the-territory/meet-nev-the-territorys-own-burper-king/news-story/367ac5edd6556f5c2ca52ce3a2645135 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 I doubt you could keep a significant lottery win secret. There's always some "family member, close pal or club insider" who'd spill to the tabloids for a few quid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 I doubt you could keep a significant lottery win secret. There's always some "family member, close pal or club insider" who'd spill to the tabloids for a few quid. The new sports car in the drive, the weekly jaunts to the Caribbean and the sudden appearance of a hot blonde coinciding with the disappearance of the wife would also be a giveaway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 The new sports car in the drive, the weekly jaunts to the Caribbean and the sudden appearance of a hot blonde coinciding with the disappearance of the wife would also be a giveaway.That's why I moved to Australia. Ah f**k I've said to much... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 ...and the sudden appearance of a hot blonde... That's why I moved to Australia. Ah f**k I've said to much... You know the drill by now Swarley. Pics or GTF 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 You know the drill by now Swarley. Pics or GTF Here's the ensuite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 I doubt you could keep a significant lottery win secret. There's always some "family member, close pal or club insider" who'd spill to the tabloids for a few quid. My cousins who conveniently ignore my family as we're not good enough for them would be clamouring to the press saying they received nothing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 Give them the dick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 You know the drill by now Swarley. Pics or GTF 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 Can you not just get your missus to go on the pill or did you just assume she was too young? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 I was meaning I did a big shite. Ah. I was thinking you were shoving it down your urethra. As you were. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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