Romeo Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 You'll all be pleased the Romeo junior has made it back from TITP without having an OD or being violently sexually assaulted by some Dundee weirdo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 1 minute ago, Mozzamozza said: So in my book that makes him the prime drug dealer/rapist suspect then. You looking for a hook up? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 (edited) It's of no surprise your son doesn't enjoy life and is ugly tbh. Edited July 11, 2016 by Deeboy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 Surely not?! It looks vile if it is! It is curry, it's quite good, not out of this world good, but good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 Started at 5am this morning, and as awful as it was hearing the alarm at 4, getting finished at 1 is boss. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 I just drank 2 pints of milk and feel sick You've not mixed up your insemination bottles up with your red top again have you?I'm sure I warned you about this! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 After last nights clusterfùck and the fact I'm still semi gouging from the weekend, I've taken delivery of a chicken chow mein and spring rolls starter fro Lucky House in Stobbie. A great choice by myself, I must say. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 Was in a restaurant earlier with the family and a young French companion. After scouring the menu, young Frenchy looked up and innocently asked "what eez mongo?". I checked her menu and it was mango chutney. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 13 hours ago, Dee Man said: If you look at that from a distance it looks like David Bellamy with different coloured eyes. Wid 3 minutes ago, the_saints_are_coming said: Wid? Strangely, the missus just asked me something similar. For about the hundredth time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 Strangely, the missus just asked me something similar. For about the hundredth time. Similar to "wid"? Sounds like you are in there mate 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 2 minutes ago, Swarley said: Similar to "wid"? Sounds like you are in there mate I'm meant to be her boss but her nickname for me is "creepy old man". My wife approves of her general character assessment of me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 Looks like the wife's away to Westminster in a few weeks for a meeting with some (presumably very low-level) government ministers. I'm required to hang around like a spare p***k while this is going on, so does P&B have any comments/suggestions about government policy for me to pass on while I'm there? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 nah mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 4 minutes ago, 8MileBU said: Murder the government and/or go to the pub. ...and we have a winner already! Whichever I choose, I'll claim to have done it in the name of P&B. No such thing as bad publicity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 15 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Looks like the wife's away to Westminster in a few weeks for a meeting with some (presumably very low-level) government ministers. I'm required to hang around like a spare p***k while this is going on, so does P&B have any comments/suggestions about government policy for me to pass on while I'm there? Walk about asking random people, 'can you hear ticking?' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 nah mate. Magee, the younger years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 nah mate. Is Annie ok? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 (edited) 7 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Looks like the wife's away to Westminster in a few weeks for a meeting with some (presumably very low-level) government ministers. I'm required to hang around like a spare p***k while this is going on, so does P&B have any comments/suggestions about government policy for me to pass on while I'm there? Could you advise Sam Cameron to send me some more of her underwear? Cheers in advance. Edited July 12, 2016 by Shandon Par 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 nah mate. You need to revise your Tinder settings 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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