thisal Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 4 hours ago, Dee Man said: I'll guarantee it's 100x better than the one in Scotland. What a shitehole. Yes it is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 2 hours ago, thisal said: Yes it is. I assume from the weather that this photo is of Blantyre, Malawi, but I really can't be sure. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 Just has a pest control guy out to spray a wasps nest (number or size of nest unknown) in the canopy above my front door. There are now 100's of powdery looking angry wasps right outside my front door. I fear I am doomed, farewell P&B, it's been great 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locheedfcno1 Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 Off to birkie inn pub for tea then few pints. Think I will have steak pie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 5 minutes ago, Romeo said: Just has a pest control guy out to spray a wasps nest (number or size of nest unknown) in the canopy above my front door. There are now 100's of powdery looking angry wasps right outside my front door. I fear I am doomed, farewell P&B, it's been great We get them fairly regular in the skips at work. Normally once the pest guys have been they're sorted in an hour or so. Wasps offer nothing to society, fucking scumbags. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 I fucked off on a road trip on Sunday for three nights and it was just what I was needing as I had been feeling like shite for a couple of weeks. Sunday I went from Alloa to Campbeltown. Weather was a bit rubbish until I got past Tarbert and I also had the road pretty much to myself. On Monday I went from Campbeltown to Oban. The weather was better but the roads weren't anything spectacular. Oban was good though, nice hotel, food and ended up at a ceilidh jumping about like a dafty with a bunch of yanks. Tuesday was the highlight though as I went from Oban to Poolewe. The weather was brilliant and so were the roads, even the single track roads. I took the Wester Ross Coastal Trail and it was brilliant. I wish I had got into Poolewe earlier as I would've enjoyed a round of golf at Gairloch. Although the coastal defences at Cove and the sunset was really nice. Wednesday was shit due to the weather driving back home but the drive home was never going to be anything great anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisal Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 1 hour ago, Mark Connolly said: I assume from the weather that this photo is of Blantyre, Malawi, but I really can't be sure. Yes. If the weather was like that in Blantyre Scotland, there would be a team of topless neds, a couple of staffies and a poly bag with the buckie in it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 Went to see my dad today before the funeral on Monday. I had been dreading it, but it's actually been hugely comforting. We filled the coffin with photos of the family and mostly of the grandkids and my mum. I'm in no way religious but I thought he'd want to have them with him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 I was at my brother in law's funeral yesterday and spotted this on the way to the crematorium in Ruislip. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 21 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: I was at my brother in law's funeral yesterday and spotted this on the way to the crematorium in Ruislip. Did you venture up it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 4 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: I assume from the weather that this photo is of Blantyre, Malawi, but I really can't be sure. All joking aside, that could genuinely be behind the shops in Stonefield Rd in Blantyre from a few years ago although I don't know what it's like now. Apologies for missing your pangram btw. I'd originally assumed your post was a joke but I couldn't find one. 10/10 for effort. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 14 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Did you venture up it? Not when there was a free bar to attend. This is what he wanted to be his last ride. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 (edited) 43 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: I was at my brother in law's funeral yesterday and spotted this on the way to the crematorium in Ruislip. Sorry about your BIL, Zen, but you've guaranteed yourself a hatful of PMs from our dappy widowers enquiring after your sister's widliness and/or financial situation. Keep a shitty stick close by to beat off the Perthshire fermers looking for pictures of her tractor. Edited July 22, 2016 by BigFatTabbyDave I meant dapper, obviously! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 13 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: Not when there was a free bar to attend. This is what he wanted to be his last ride. Necrophilia thread for this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 1 hour ago, Mozzamozza said: Nice one KB. Best get the purvey menu up on here before the usual suspects come a sniffing, though. You all seem more of Steak Pie sort of chaps, so it's tea and coffee and sandwiches just in case. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 15 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Sorry about your BIL, Zen, but you've guaranteed yourself a hatful of PMs from our dappy widowers enquiring after your sister's widliness and/or financial situation. Keep a shitty stick close by to beat off the Perthshire fermers looking for pictures of her tractor. Is there no depths you won't stoop to for an innuendo laden pile of shite? Worse than kilt imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 28 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: Not when there was a free bar to attend. This is what he wanted to be his last ride. Wid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 1 hour ago, Granny Danger said: Necrophilia thread for this. Link? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 31 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Link? http://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/index.php?/topic/218487-necrophile-thread/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 3 hours ago, Mozzamozza said: Didn't realise Deeman was doing a spot of modelling since his move downunder. Meet 'Deeman': How we might look if we evolved for car crasheshttp://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-36863579 Wait, what? Looks like Chris Moyles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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