DA Baracus Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 It's clear that Shandon is one of the jobbing thugs in Streets of Rage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 4 of the top 6 contributor places are occupied by Hibs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 I can't understand why anyone would want two wives. Or watch Good Morning Britain. Well to be fair there is one very good reason for watching Good Morning Britain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 5 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: Well to be fair there is one very good reason for watching Good Morning Britain. That looks like 2 good reasons to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
accies1874 Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 So, after coming from sunny Zante, I've got the flu. How the f**k has this happened? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 So, after coming from sunny Zante, I've got the flu. How the f**k has this happened? I assume you are bedridden and can't walk the length of yourself without feeling like your bones are cracking? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 1 minute ago, accies1874 said: So, after coming from sunny Zante, I've got the flu. How the f**k has this happened? Syphilis 1/2 Bug from the airplane - evs AIDS - 3/1 Ebola 4/1 Regular man flu 7/1 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 33 minutes ago, accies1874 said: So, after coming from sunny Zante, I've got the flu. How the f**k has this happened? 26 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Syphilis 1/2 Bug from the airplane - evs AIDS - 3/1 Ebola 4/1 Regular man flu 7/1 Bad AIDS you ment I presume? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 14 minutes ago, sjc said: Bad AIDS you ment I presume? Afraid so. The Greek strain is meant to be the most deadly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
accies1874 Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 You probably caught the flu when there. All 15 of us had it, though. As did most of the plane. Apparently there's something called the "Zante Cough", but I don't have a clue what caused that. So... "Bad AIDS" it is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 2 minutes ago, accies1874 said: All 15 of us had it, though. As did most of the plane. Apparently there's something called the "Zante Cough", but I don't have a clue what caused that. So... "Bad AIDS" it is. Sucking on too many Camels. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 12 minutes ago, accies1874 said: All 15 of us had it, though. As did most of the plane. Apparently there's something called the "Zante Cough", but I don't have a clue what caused that. So... "Bad AIDS" it is. My son brought this back from holiday, he was in Shagaluf though. Its a b*****d of a cough that you can't get rid of. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 Nice day today. Lovely walk around Dingwall no less. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 (edited) Browsing around Google Maps may be the best waste of time possible. I just found a place in Newfoundland called Dildo, near a place almost called Harum Point. Edited September 6, 2016 by banana 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludo*1 Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 14 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: My son brought this back from holiday, he was in Shagaluf though. Its a b*****d of a cough that you can't get rid of. Rushkinoff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 Having had my United avatar pretty much since I joined, I decided to have a change, and have swapped it for my current favourite P&B picture. For those of you who can't see properly: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 Waiting for the bus on south bridge and I suddenly realised I needed a piss. Pop into the first open door I see which just so happens to be a Scientology building. Say what you want about them scientologists, they are perfectly happy to help out people who get caught short. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 8 minutes ago, jmothecat said: Waiting for the bus on south bridge and I suddenly realised I needed a piss. Pop into the first open door I see which just so happens to be a Scientology building. Say what you want about them scientologists, they are perfectly happy to help out people who get caught short. First they let you in for a piss. Then you attend a few sermons. Then you start signing over a chunk of your earnings. Then you're recruiting others from that bus stop. Then you get to meet the space lizards. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 First they let you in for a piss. Then you attend a few sermons. Then you start signing over a chunk of your earnings. Then you're recruiting others from that bus stop. Then you get to meet the space lizards. Tbf they only asked me for 10% and they gave me a FREE stress test. Turns out I'm a lot more stressed than I realised. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 3 minutes ago, jmothecat said: Tbf they only asked me for 10% and they gave me a FREE stress test. Turns out I'm a lot more stressed than I realised. You're stressed because you're guilty about not giving The Church of Scientology enough money. Dig deep jmo and the stress will go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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