Swarley Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 I've slept in the same bed as her, albeit about a decade apart. I thought Bill had stopped shagging around? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 3 hours ago, Swarley said: I thought Bill had stopped shagging around? Swarlsey, once a shagger always a shagger. Shands, get yourself checked, better to be safe than sorry. Actually, I'm getting a tad suspicious though pal, all these recent revelations have you got a book coming out or have you applied for a recently vacated national football management position? Grimbo -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 2 hours ago, Grim O'Grady said: Swarlsey, once a shagger always a shagger. Shands, get yourself checked, better to be safe than sorry. Actually, I'm getting a tad suspicious though pal, all these recent revelations have you got a book coming out or have you applied for a recently vacated national football management position? Grimbo I did not have sexual relations with that president. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 I know how to find Paul Scholes house on google maps, as back in my student days a boy I lived with was from the same village as him. I randomly checked last night to see if I could still find it, bearing in mind it was about 10 years ago I learnt this valuable information. Yep, Paul's house is still there and he's still got a football pitch in his back garden. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 I did not have sexual relations with that president. Have you had your dress dry cleaned yet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 Found this unimaginative belter sitting in my inbox this morning: HelloMy name is John Robinson the current winner of $528.8 million on the just concluded Power Ball Millions jackpot, I know this is surprising for you to have received this at this very early stage.But because I just received the check on Monday, Jan. 13, 2016 and I am excited, so I am willing to donate $300,000.00 (Three Hundred Thousand United State Dollars) to you and as part of my effort to alleviate poverty and care for the less privileged around the world, I have decided to donate to just 5 people around the globe which you are a part of.Your email was luckily selected via a Google & Facebook sponsored email-draws, and I decided to put this on the internet for the world to see in other to relinquish any doubts.See links for proof: http://www.people.com/article/powerball-winners-lisa-john-robinson-tennessee-confirmedhttp://www.powerball.com/powerball/winners/2016/TN_Robinson011316.shtmlFor immediate release of these donated funds, send your *Full Names:……,*Tel:….. *Age:…..& *Country:…..and we will instruct our payout Bank to transfer the sum of $300,000.00 to you.So do get back to us quickly via email at:johnrobinson1195@gmail.comCongratulations & Happy Celebrations in Advance.Regards,John & Lisa Robinson. The scary thing is that somebody will probably bite, huh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 I think the scarier thing is that he knows you are poor and under privileged 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: Found this unimaginative belter sitting in my inbox this morning: The scary thing is that somebody will probably bite, huh. You've been taken for a ride here sonny, he's willing to transfer 1m to others. https://www.scamwarners.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=8&p=284722 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 10 minutes ago, Swarley said: I think the scarier thing is that he knows you are poor and under privileged Erm, I think he'll find from the other thread that I'm actually slightly middle class given my ownership of a Dyson, BBQ and matching coasters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 I bought a big bag of toffee from the shop this morning. I had good intentions of sharing it out but instead I was a greedy fucker and ate most of it myself. I'm absolutely wired on sugar right now, I've had less effective cocaine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 Mrs Romeo's hospital lunch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 1 minute ago, Romeo said: Mrs Romeo's hospital lunch. Pfft. That's practically haute cuisine compared to this offering the wife had when she was in having the baby. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 What is that meant to be? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 You're not having another child are you Romeo? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 14 minutes ago, Rugster said: Pfft. That's practically haute cuisine compared to this offering the wife had when she was in having the baby. Looks like something Smudger has brought in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 Found this unimaginative belter sitting in my inbox this morning: Hello My name is John Robinson the current winner of $528.8 million on the just concluded Power Ball Millions jackpot, I know this is surprising for you to have received this at this very early stage. But because I just received the check on Monday, Jan. 13, 2016 and I am excited, so I am willing to donate $300,000.00 (Three Hundred Thousand United State Dollars) to you and as part of my effort to alleviate poverty and care for the less privileged around the world, I have decided to donate to just 5 people around the globe which you are a part of.Your email was luckily selected via a Google & Facebook sponsored email-draws, and I decided to put this on the internet for the world to see in other to relinquish any doubts. See links for proof: http://www.people.com/article/powerball-winners-lisa-john-robinson-tennessee-confirmedhttp://www.powerball.com/powerball/winners/2016/TN_Robinson011316.shtml For immediate release of these donated funds, send your *Full Names:……,*Tel:….. *Age:…..& *Country:…..and we will instruct our payout Bank to transfer the sum of $300,000.00 to you.So do get back to us quickly via email at:johnrobinson1195@gmail.com Congratulations & Happy Celebrations in Advance. Regards, John & Lisa Robinson. Congratulations. Lucky git. Xx 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 12 minutes ago, Romeo said: What is that meant to be? Broccoli and cheese sauce with boiled potatoes and carrots. Except they forgot the potatoes, the carrots, and about 2/3rds of the Broccoli by the look of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 8 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: Looks like something Smudger has brought up. FTFY. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 What is that meant to be? I had a bout of food poisoning on Monday. It reminds me of what I was spewing up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 38 minutes ago, Romeo said: Mrs Romeo's hospital lunch. 35 minutes ago, Rugster said: Pfft. That's practically haute cuisine compared to this offering the wife had when she was in having the baby. The P&B fake bake off for this pish. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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