Romeo Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 What's she in for? Hip replacement. She is now officially a cyborg. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 I was pretty sure she was receiving some sort of lobotomy when it finally struck home what she had married in to. f**k sake Throbber... No need for that mate. Maybe Skids is right about you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 Throbber's lashing out at all and sundry today. Step away from the keyboard throbbs... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 22 minutes ago, Romeo said: Hip replacement. She is now officially a cyborg. Did you persuade her to take the posterior approach, or was she happy to let them go in through the front? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 1 hour ago, ICTJohnboy said: I never eat diced carrots but every time I throw up they're always in there. I too have noticed this strange phenomen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 There is no end to this I can't turn away Another picture but the scene Is still the same There is no room to move Or try to look away Remember, life is strange The life keeps getting stranger every day I try so hard but this attitude's A type that won't subside No matter what they say Remember your heart beats you day at night Your heart beats you day at night Your heart beats you day at night Your heart beats you day at night 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 3 hours ago, Romeo said: Mince and tatties.. Haw Romeo...best wishes to your Mrs for a swift and full recovery. However, if I want top see photos of folk's dinners I will log on to Facebook or Instagram where it is endemic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 (edited) 48 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: Haw Romeo...best wishes to your Mrs for a swift and full recovery. However, if I want top see photos of folk's dinners I will log on to Facebook or Instagram where it is endemic. I'm sure it is but this is a subtle commentary on how shite the NHS food is and I know how the GN regulars will take this. It's not meant as a "look at my fabulous food" type post. But I'm sure you knew that eta What's your user name on Instagram? Edited October 1, 2016 by Romeo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 4 minutes ago, Romeo said: eta What's your user name on Instagram? Hospital_food_1690 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 1 minute ago, The_Kincardine said: Hospital_food_1690 Manages to get battle of the boyne reference into GN hospital food posts. You should probably go back to the BRALT mate, 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 Just now, Romeo said: Manages to get battle of the boyne reference into GN hospital food posts. You should probably go back to the BRALT mate, Calm doon and eat diced carrot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 4 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: Hospital_food_1690 For f**k sake put down the glass. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 1 minute ago, The_Kincardine said: Calm doon and eat diced carrot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted October 2, 2016 Share Posted October 2, 2016 (edited) 20 hours ago, philpy said: Haud the bus - you c***s better have gave me a wave when you passed my work. They did but unfortunately you'd fucked off fifteen minutes early. Edited October 2, 2016 by Bert Raccoon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted October 2, 2016 Share Posted October 2, 2016 Romeo's missus's NHS plates make mine look like clarice cliff eh? Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 2, 2016 Share Posted October 2, 2016 Talking of diced carrot and puke, my daughter gave me one of these jelly beans last night. She told me it was vomit flavour and I thought she was joking. It really was vomit flavour - it was as if someone had just puked in my mouth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dosser-fae-the-shire Posted October 2, 2016 Share Posted October 2, 2016 Talking of diced carrot and puke, my daughter gave me one of these jelly beans last night. She told me it was vomit flavour and I thought she was joking. It really was vomit flavour - it was as if someone had just puked in my mouth. I feel your pain mate. My kids left a packet next to the telly. I came in and took a handful. I got vomit and dog food. Spewed like f**k. Vile things. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted October 2, 2016 Share Posted October 2, 2016 Couple things to share:The other day I was talking about R.E.M and I told whoever it was that I was chatting to that the lead singer is dead. I wasn't lying, I thought he was actually dead. Don't know why. Anyway tonight I discovered that no, he isn't dead and now I feel like a right fackin' plum.The other thing is that I can't stop farting and they smell so bad that they even repulse myself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted October 2, 2016 Share Posted October 2, 2016 16 minutes ago, jamamafegan said: Couple things to share: The other day I was talking about R.E.M and I told whoever it was that I was chatting to that the lead singer is dead. I wasn't lying, I thought he was actually dead. Don't know why. Anyway tonight I discovered that no, he isn't dead and now I feel like a right fackin' plum. The other thing is that I can't stop farting and they smell so bad that they even repulse myself. Don't worry mate, it's hardly the end of the World as we know it..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted October 2, 2016 Share Posted October 2, 2016 1 minute ago, Bairnardo said: Lets not speak too soon. Maybe Michael Stipe is actually dead and hes just doing an imitation of life... more likely losing his religion than his life tbh mate. 1 minute ago, throbber said: You owe me an apology after yesterday's outburst. Also REM are shite, I think the lead singer assaulted an air hostess once did he not? Everybody hurts sometime, Throbber x 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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