Alert Mongoose Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 It shouldn't go unnoticed that the girl is called Penelope. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 5 minutes ago, Alert Mongoose said: It shouldn't go unnoticed that the girl is called Penelope. Pinelopi. Useless p***k can't even spell her name right 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Get Liamdfc to do a painting of him and anvil head. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Jim Jeffries, Jim Lieshman and/or Sammy the Tammy involved next! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Give the c**t a bit of Chigsy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Get 'em telt Leigh! At's whit ah'm talkin' aboot! His heid would look braw next to ma Monkey Puzzle tree! + bonus Portillo This is the favourite message I've seen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 1 hour ago, Bully Wee Villa said: Say something about his mum. This Greek lady maybe is his mum and that's why he's so upset at Assim riding her? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 I generally banging on about how the BBC is great value for money. http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-38563190 this shit does my fucking head in though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Just popped up on my Facebook timeline, nae need.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Just about to finish work. Don't really use PnB outside of it but he saw the last reply about 90 minutes ago with no retort. Think it's over. Hamish the Cobbler... we barely knew ye 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 9 hours ago, smpar said: Jizz is a far worse word than sperm tbh. Ooh, I don't know, I quite like jizz. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Apparently semen acts as an antidepressant. Not sure about jizz, though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 2 hours ago, Kool Keith said: We're overplaying it here and the boy's seeing right through it. I think the game is over. You're quite defensive of him. It's you isn't it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 That's a really boring response. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 16 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Apparently semen acts as an antidepressant. Not sure about jizz, though. Hasn't this theory been disproved by the chap with the syringe? Sounds like all the women he fired his jizz at were furious . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 @AsimButtHitsASixPlayed [emoji1376]What a fucking arsehole that guy looks by the way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 I'm not really an online gamer sort, but thought I would give FIFA online a go. Everyone seems to be going as Barcelona or Real Madrid, thought there was some sort of unwritten rule that you didn't go as those two. Finally had a game against PSG, but a PSG side that inexplicably had Ronaldo, Messi, Neymar etc and a mysterious God-like player named 'Player1'.Not sure online FIFA is for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 Not sure what attracted missus to this banana when she was doing the shopping.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 Your Mrs sounds like a right dirty bitch Shandon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 Not sure what attracted missus to this banana when she was doing the shopping.. Mmm non bendy bananas, there's yer Brexit for you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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