Adam Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 Got the house I was going for today, which naturally I am delighted with, but forgot what a total fucking ball ache it is to move everything with you, such as Sky, broadband, phone, gas, electricity, TV Licence etc... Have spent at least two hours on the phone tonight trying to sort things and I really don't feel any further forward. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 Just now, Adam said: Got the house I was going for today, which naturally I am delighted with, but forgot what a total fucking ball ache it is to move everything with you, such as Sky, broadband, phone, gas, electricity, TV Licence etc... Have spent at least two hours on the phone tonight trying to sort things and I really don't feel any further forward. Was Monday at work after Saturdays shenanigans, everything you dreamed it would be? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 Was Monday at work after Saturdays shenanigans, everything you dreamed it would be? Wasn't too bad. The girl I met was also on a works night out so we joined up with that, all best friends by the end of the night supposedly. I fell over on the dance floor, to much hilarity, photos to prove it. Had worse fear tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
++Ammo - Airdrie++ Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 Just wallpapered the wee lads room.3rd time I've ever wallpapered [emoji106] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 26 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Came out of Tesco in Camelon there to the tones of a bigot band. Stood and pondered where they were and if it was going to hinder my drive home, then realised it was actually some mouthbreather blaring it out his parked car. Subhuman scum. ^^^away home for his sash.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 Productive day so far. Built a lego cat. Pics or gtf 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 In the dentist waiting room awaiting a filling and really regretting having a poppy seed bagel for lunch. Finally found a reason why people floss. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 18 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: @Bigmouth Strikes Again https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/calls-statue-lorraine-kelly-dundee-city-centre/ get it signed. :0 I'll sign you ya c**t, with a fucking stanley blade. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 In the dentist waiting room awaiting a filling and really regretting having a poppy seed bagel for lunch. Finally found a reason why people floss. I was eating a hamburger last week and felt a crunch, assumed it was gristle, swallowed it and plowed on. After eating I was sure I had a seed from the bun stuck in my tooth and couldn't get it out, so stood at the mirror with a cocktail stick to get it and discovered I had, in fact, broken half my tooth off and eaten it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 Lovely night in East Lothian 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 5 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: ^^^ petition signed. Yeah, one of the 113. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 Was having a laugh and a giggle with the next door neighbour. He was ranting and raving like a loony at money his missus had spent on herself and what things he could do to her because of it in a funny way. I said to him as a cheeky fly away comment "punch her in the fanny" his reply had me in stitches for ages the way he said it, "Nae point daeing that,I've tried it, she only screams a lot enjoying it and the harder I punch it the mair she gets off." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 5 hours ago, hellbhoy said: Was having a laugh and a giggle with the next door neighbour. He was ranting and raving like a loony at money his missus had spent on herself and what things he could do to her because of it in a funny way. I said to him as a cheeky fly away comment "punch her in the fanny" his reply had me in stitches for ages the way he said it, "Nae point daeing that,I've tried it, she only screams a lot enjoying it and the harder I punch it the mair she gets off." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/local-news/video-traffic-chaos-lorry-becomes-10790969 Due to the top of Hamilton Road being closed Motherwell has turned into a bonkers wasteland of bad driving in the last 4 days. I'm guessing this arsehole was taking a detour when he did this. My office is next to said roadworks and there is a constant stream of drivers (who have clearly ignored all the diversion/information signs) driving right up to the cones, stopping, doing a three pointer and driving off. In the last three days a bus stop, a bin, and a couple of bollards have been demolished in 3 separate incidents by folk doing this manoeuvre. It's a really wide road, too. I've got no idea how they've managed it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 Just now, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/local-news/video-traffic-chaos-lorry-becomes-10790969 Due to the top of Hamilton Road being closed Motherwell has turned into a bonkers wasteland of bad driving in the last 4 days. I'm guessing this arsehole was taking a detour when he did this. My office is next to said roadworks and there is a constant stream of drivers (who have clearly ignored all the diversion/information signs) driving right up to the cones, stopping, doing a three pointer and driving off. In the last three days a bus stop, a bin, and a couple of bollards have been demolished in 3 separate incidents by folk doing this manoeuvre. It's a really wide road, too. I've got no idea how they've managed it. The Record story needs more pictures. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 17 hours ago, hellbhoy said: Was having a laugh and a giggle with the next door neighbour. He was ranting and raving like a loony at money his missus had spent on herself and what things he could do to her because of it in a funny way. I said to him as a cheeky fly away comment "punch her in the fanny" his reply had me in stitches for ages the way he said it, "Nae point daeing that,I've tried it, she only screams a lot enjoying it and the harder I punch it the mair she gets off." I spoke to one of my neighbours about bins being filled wrongly, not as amusing as your post but really interesting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 9 minutes ago, bennett said: I spoke to one of my neighbours about bins being filled wrongly, not as amusing as your post but really interesting. That isnt nice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forever_blueco Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 17 hours ago, hellbhoy said: Was having a laugh and a giggle with the next door neighbour. He was ranting and raving like a loony at money his missus had spent on herself and what things he could do to her because of it in a funny way. I said to him as a cheeky fly away comment "punch her in the fanny" his reply had me in stitches for ages the way he said it, "Nae point daeing that,I've tried it, she only screams a lot enjoying it and the harder I punch it the mair she gets off." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 6 minutes ago, Flybhoy said: That isnt nice. Sorry. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 35 minutes ago, Flybhoy said: That isnt nice. Bins not be filled properly hit a nerve with you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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