jamamafegan Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 One of the most dreadful things has just happened to me.I currently rent a room in a house share. My room has just become an en suite after the installation of a bathroom. Anyway, I was out last night and was absolutely hammered. It was a great night and I'm just off the back of what has been a fine week for myself - bagging munros, getting drunk and just having an all round dece time. Just been for a nap there and got up for a hungover jobby. This is the first time I've used the new toilet. I hit the flush. I'm still sitting on the toilet when all of a sudden the pipe at the back of the toilet explodes. My left foot gets covered in liquid. My ultimate fears are realised when I turn the light on to see that my floor and foot have just been absolutely blitzed by shite. Piss and shite. I've just spent the last 1 hour cleaning up my floor. My room is humming wae shite. I was gagging as I had to brush in the nooks and crannies with a toilet brush.☹️ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grass Is Greener. Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 3 minutes ago, jamamafegan said: One of the most dreadful things has just happened to me. I currently rent a room in a house share. My room has just become an en suite after the installation of a bathroom. Anyway, I was out last night and was absolutely hammered. It was a great night and I'm just off the back of what has been a fine week for myself - bagging munros, getting drunk and just having an all round dece time. Just been for a nap there and got up for a hungover jobby. This is the first time I've used the new toilet. I hit the flush. I'm still sitting on the toilet when all of a sudden the pipe at the back of the toilet explodes. My left foot gets covered in liquid. My ultimate fears are realised when I turn the light on to see that my floor and foot have just been absolutely blitzed by shite. Piss and shite. I've just spent the last 1 hour cleaning up my floor. My room is humming wae shite. I was gagging as I had to brush in the nooks and crannies with a toilet brush. ☹️ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 4 minutes ago, jamamafegan said: One of the most dreadful things has just happened to me. I currently rent a room in a house share. My room has just become an en suite after the installation of a bathroom. Anyway, I was out last night and was absolutely hammered. It was a great night and I'm just off the back of what has been a fine week for myself - bagging munros, getting drunk and just having an all round dece time. Just been for a nap there and got up for a hungover jobby. This is the first time I've used the new toilet. I hit the flush. I'm still sitting on the toilet when all of a sudden the pipe at the back of the toilet explodes. My left foot gets covered in liquid. My ultimate fears are realised when I turn the light on to see that my floor and foot have just been absolutely blitzed by shite. Piss and shite. I've just spent the last 1 hour cleaning up my floor. My room is humming wae shite. I was gagging as I had to brush in the nooks and crannies with a toilet brush. ☹️ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 We've all been there!(Wait, have we?) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 Between today and yesterday, I've had FIVE hangover shites. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 12 minutes ago, jamamafegan said: One of the most dreadful things has just happened to me. I currently rent a room in a house share. My room has just become an en suite after the installation of a bathroom. Anyway, I was out last night and was absolutely hammered. It was a great night and I'm just off the back of what has been a fine week for myself - bagging munros, getting drunk and just having an all round dece time. Just been for a nap there and got up for a hungover jobby. This is the first time I've used the new toilet. I hit the flush. I'm still sitting on the toilet when all of a sudden the pipe at the back of the toilet explodes. My left foot gets covered in liquid. My ultimate fears are realised when I turn the light on to see that my floor and foot have just been absolutely blitzed by shite. Piss and shite. I've just spent the last 1 hour cleaning up my floor. My room is humming wae shite. I was gagging as I had to brush in the nooks and crannies with a toilet brush. ☹️ Would be even better if it turns out that magee installed it. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 Why are there so many snails about, this picture of my gas meter cover is representative of my path and Garden, there are fucking hundreds of them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 Why are there so many snails about, this picture of my gas meter cover is representative of my path and Garden, there are fucking hundreds of them. Same here, my daughter stood on 2 as she left the house, so we looked about and they were everywhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 14 minutes ago, Romeo said: Why are there so many snails about, this picture of my gas meter cover is representative of my path and Garden, there are fucking hundreds of them. Boil them in lightly salted water for a ten minutes young sir, Add some garlic or lemon juice..... Yer snail problem is sorted. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 Baby proofed the kitchen cupboards today using some magnetic stuff. Sorcery of some kind. Takes me 5 minutes to open a door now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 I watched snakes on a plane last night for about the 10th time and just realised that the pilot was Champ Kind from Anchorman. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 Been off the booze for a while, back on it tonight. I'm far less of a c**t when I drink. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 4 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: This latest trump tweet. I recognise this posting style. I wonder if the big fat mentalist has a black and white cat. I read that as Gerard Kelly at first . I'm glad i didn't need to break that kind of news to the leader of the free world. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 Mrs Romeo keeps asking "what are your pie pals" saying.Thinking of suggests she gets her own account. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 1 hour ago, Rugster said: Baby proofed the kitchen cupboards today using some magnetic stuff. Sorcery of some kind. Takes me 5 minutes to open a door now. Wait till you're my age and have to go 3 falls and a submission with a packet of cold meat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranaldo Bairn Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 Could have been worse Ugh.One of those people in Auchterarder as well. I tend to try and visibly point and laugh at his reg when we pass.Also one yoon fud around here had a reg SN## SUX with de rigueur butcher's apron on the plate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 19 minutes ago, Romeo said: Mrs Romeo keeps asking "what are your pie pals" saying. Thinking of suggests she gets her own account. Tell her you haven't got any. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 I assumed she was on already as Sparklingbrook. Sparkling brook looks flat chested compared to Mrs Romeo [emoji6] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 The film Labrynth with David Bowie has a bit of a peado vibe about it. Some tight troosers on Davie there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 Just because it's labour day (aye labour with a fucking "U" in it you illiterate colonials) some c**t is playing loud music and having a cook out. Sounds like shitey modern "hip" and indeed "hop". Just f**k off with yer crappy tunes and let me enjoy my weekend in peace! <<<<raging didn't get an invite 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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