Granny Danger Posted November 26, 2017 Share Posted November 26, 2017 2 minutes ago, throbber said: I’ll make it quick and painless. So not like Christmas Day then? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 26, 2017 Share Posted November 26, 2017 4 hours ago, throbber said: You are not long for this world. Is that a @Bairnardo joke? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 27, 2017 Share Posted November 27, 2017 Just watched a video hosted by a chap called Chong Fook Loong. Tee hee. I need some fucking sleep. b*****d headache. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 27, 2017 Share Posted November 27, 2017 I just saw a guy around 6 foot 5 getting into in Fiat Panda and burst out laughing as it was a real life version of this 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted November 27, 2017 Share Posted November 27, 2017 3 hours ago, throbber said: Jimmy Carr was decent last night although most of his jokes I had heard before. Yes jimmy is good, as you say repetitive, still funny. I take it you tell his jokes to your private friends? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 27, 2017 Share Posted November 27, 2017 The funniest part were the heckles and his interactions with the audience, at one point he asked what reasons people had given/received for not having sex and a guy from the audience shouted out “She’s five!” Heckles can be quite comical when they're shot down but I hate those c***s that don't know when to give it a rest and the comedian has to end up ignoring them. I saw Daniel Sloss in Killie. It was a warm up gig before Edinburgh so the ticket was about £8 and Craig Hill performed as well (who was actually hilarious). An old guy didn't like Sloss and ended up walking out saying the boy was guff and he should call it a day. He was a dick tbh but Slosd didn't handle it well and actually used the line "What was the war like?" Full on cringe. But for £8 and the fact we were made aware it was a warm up where the two were sorting their material I thought the auld guy was bang out of order. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 27, 2017 Share Posted November 27, 2017 Daniel Sloss just isn’t funny tbh but that sounds pretty harsh. The heckles were all above board last night, they weren’t actually even heckles as he was asking questions to the crowd anyway. He did a feature when you could text a number and he would read it out too which was funny. When Kevin bridges last played the playhouse the heckles were terrible apparently, Jimmy Carr obviously attracts a different crowd as no one was out of order. Jimmys set was just too much like his most recent one on Netflix and not much of it took me by surprise. Good fun though. He wasn't great. Bridges got a few trumpets shouting when I last saw him. I think folk are less inclined to do it to the likes of Boyle and Carr (and expect Jeffries when I see him) as they have shown they are well capable of firing back quickly. That's their type of humour whereas the likes of Bridges and say Evans are more observational comedians and don't go in for that back and forth with the audience so fuckwits in the crowd will fancy themselves a wee bit more.Just my thinking of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted November 27, 2017 Share Posted November 27, 2017 I just saw a guy around 6 foot 5 getting into in Fiat Panda and burst out laughing as it was a real life version of this My sister had a Fiat 500 for a while, I had to borrow it whilst my car was in for a service. That photo is a visual representation of me driving it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 27, 2017 Share Posted November 27, 2017 My sister had a Fiat 500 for a while, I had to borrow it whilst my car was in for a service. That photo is a visual representation of me driving it. I've a cheek as I have a Mitsubishi Mirage. But I'm not tall. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 'Git' is an absolutely terrible attempt at an insult 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 22 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: 'Git' is an absolutely terrible attempt at an insult Better a lapdog to a slip of a girl than a.....git. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 25 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Somebody start a "c***s at conferences" thread please. Were you at the Concrete Awards ceremony night down in London recently, MM? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I was not although I played a small part in the overall winner. Might go next year though. It's Huw Edwards presenting. I've never punched a Welshman before. Looked like a good night. Saw pics on Facebook from my old colleagues at Heyrod. Some bois! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 7 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I was not although I played a small part in the overall winner. Might go next year though. It's Huw Edwards presenting. I've never punched a Welshman before. You had a small part in the winner? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 I was not although I played a small part in the overall winner. Might go next year though. It's Huw Edwards presenting. I've never punched a Welshman before. Huw Edwards would kick your c**t in, nae bather. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Aye, looks like a bit of a session. Which is always nice. You dealt with any of the fine fellows at Heyrod? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 I'm not disputing that. I just want one punch at the c**t. Careful what you wish for.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I'm not disputing that. I just want one punch at the c**t. You need to cut out the mushroom "suppers" and get in shape. Am sure @Shandon Par will let you spar with him? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 Sean Morton, the ex Moray councillor, has entered a guilty plea on his Hank McCoy charges after promising he would stand election even under trial. Beast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 Internets gone down the same day Sky let me know my bills almost doubling to £130 a month.Arseholes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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