NJ2 Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 I’ll send you a happy funeral one. Unless you’ve recruited WTM there’s absolutely no chance of you outliving anyone here 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 The dopey b*****d should have used the chisel on the chain instead of the marble. Quote 'Escape' artist rescued after failing to escape http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/entertainment-arts-42196955/escape-artist-rescued-after-failing-to-escape 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-42200730 So cute, Canada makes the news. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 10 hours ago, G_Man1985 said: So punching yer partner or whoever in the face while yer sleeping is acceptable? Asking for a friend obviously... It's a quality alibi Widge is building here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 Total Recall is on STV. I'm going to end up watching it again. Literally for the zillionth time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 As for my work's secret santa, nobody can stand the place and there's one person in the place I would consider doing it for, so I declined 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 6 hours ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: Total Recall is on STV. I'm going to end up watching it again. Literally for the zillionth time. You don’t mean literally. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 As for my work's secret santa, nobody can stand the place and there's one person in the place I would consider doing it for, so I declined Self employed? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 Ours is drawn on monday, im being called a meanie because I don’t want to take part. I had the idea that we should make a donation to cash for kids instead of doing one but apparently they are fun. Is it just me that thinks all the lazy people in the office skive off work to do secret santas or ‘decorate the office’ and it ends up taking them the full day whilst I have to do the stuff they are skiving from? My old department done a best decorated area and a best Christmas jumper competition. Last year the work skiver spent 3 days decorating his area and lost. He then entered the Christmas jumper competition 10 times with different jumpers in an attempt to win the competition. He lost and had a proper meltdown. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 Bah humbug! FTFY. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 3 hours ago, Granny Danger said: You don’t mean literally. http://www.yourdictionary.com/absurd Next you will be telling me that a zillion isn't a quantifiable number. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 1 hour ago, Tynieness said: Away to play Badminton for 1st game since my calf tear. Have survived Tennis and Squash so hopefully fine. Pray for the calf... Voodoo sacrifice to the gods of sporting injuries? Like your style. Hope it works out for you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 Liked this sign. No nonsense: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 14 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Liked this sign. No nonsense: A tap dancing base jumper. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 Just now, johnnydun said: A tap dancing base jumper. Exactly. The c**t got what was coming to him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 Doing some decorating too going by the sheets over the furniture serial killer imo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 On 1/12/2017 at 13:05, Granny Danger said: Possibly, but waking up and shooting her dead then claiming that you thought she was an intruder can get you in real trouble. I wish I'd done it when I was younger, I'd have been out years ago. As you're aware time is more precious the older you get. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 14 hours ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: Total Recall is on STV. I'm going to end up watching it again. Literally for the zillionth time. Surely you remember most of it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 There's a restaurant on Renfield Street called Mozza. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 23 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Gay prayer for Prince George remarks 'unkind and destructive' http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-42192706 Posting a BBC headline and link with no comment on the story Descending further into a Zen Archer tribute act 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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