DA Baracus Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I used to be fed them as a child along with Turkey burgers and white pudding suppers. Never did me any harm. Sounds like a Dickens novel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 1 hour ago, MONKMAN said: I’ve been looking at an old dilapidated Georgian Manor with land that is up for sale very cheap, as part of a large estate being sold off by the NHS. It was formerly used as part of the psychiatric hospital in Dumfries for years. It would probably see me skint for the foreseeable future, but seriously considering putting in an offer. I jumped the fence today to have a good look around, but going back tomorrow with the agent to get access to the building. I can’t work out if it’s a ridiculously stupid idea or not. A mate of mine bought an old Primary School in Dalry to turn into a house. He spent a fortune refitting it with partitions and a mezzanine to try and turn into a home. It was really weird tbh. There was always this strange echo, it was really cold yet hell of expensive to heat with the old boiler. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 (edited) 4 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Have you just called yourself a tramp? Your dog would be outraged at the utter insult if you tried to give him one. He'd be fuming and demand a return to roast pheasant and foie gras. I suppose I could tell him it's a flattened arancini ball. Edited February 4, 2019 by Shandon Par 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 2 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: I suppose I could tell him it's a flattened arancini ball. Its definitely made of something's balls that for sure. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 9 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Never did me any harm. Matter of opinion right there. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 I used to be fed them as a child along with Turkey burgers and white pudding suppers. Never did me any harm.On the one hand, you ARE a Doctor...On the other hand, a Doctor of concrete who eats mushroom suppers.Your statement could go either way tbh 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 14 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I used to be fed them as a child along with Turkey burgers and white pudding suppers. Never did me any harm. I always enjoyed those Bernard Matthews turkey drummers. Tasted like they'd be rammed with all manner of chemical flavourings and all the better for it. The grease that would come out of them was incredible. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 On the one hand, you ARE a Doctor...On the other hand, a Doctor of concrete who eats mushroom suppers.Your statement could go either way tbhA cement doctor who lives in dundee, his wife lights fags off the cooker and hasn’t got a fridge...I think it’s pretty much destined to go one way. Hope he’s enjoying cheese n hamwiches though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 I suppose I could tell him it's a flattened arancini ball. How underrated is arancini eh?Sublime stuff. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 5 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: How underrated is arancini eh? Sublime stuff. Great bunch of lads the Italians. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 How underrated is arancini eh?Sublime stuff. I don't like spiders. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 44 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I used to be fed them as a child along with Turkey burgers and white pudding suppers. Never did me any harm. All at the same time? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 50 minutes ago, Cerberus said: A mate of mine bought an old Primary School in Dalry to turn into a house. He spent a fortune refitting it with partitions and a mezzanine to try and turn into a home. It was really weird tbh. There was always this strange echo, it was really cold yet hell of expensive to heat with the old boiler. Should have got a divorce then, arf arf! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 2 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Absolutely nothing bad can come of this. Does it come with furnishings? Or do you have to provide your own mattresses for the walls and install your own iron maiden in the cellar? only if its 22 Acacia Avenue.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 If using a Microsoft product, pressing CTRL-ALT-. (Control + Alt + dot) produces an ellipsis. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 41 minutes ago, GordonD said: All at the same time? Only if I was naughty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 25 minutes ago, tamthebam said: only if its 22 Acacia Avenue.. Still £25 is it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 I hate Jackie Bird. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 2 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: It takes longer to press those 3 keys than it does to press dot 3 times! Quite, and none of these things work on Wordpad or Notepad, both MS products. Do they only work if you subscribe to the Office Cloud or whatever it's called? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 14 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: It takes longer to press those 3 keys than it does to press dot 3 times! Economical Things You Want To Share with P&B for this pish... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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