GordonD Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 3 hours ago, Salvo Montalbano said: So you'd have macaroni (made predominantly of carbohydrate) with chips (carbohydrate) but not pastry (carbohydrate)? I do like the macaroni cheese and chips they do in the school canteen though. Some tomato ketchup on top for some sweetness and it's like stepping back into childhood. I do hope you actually work in the school and don't just wander in off the streets for your dinner. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 If you’re around Dunfermline and want a veggie pie then macaroni is no longer the only choice. Stephens do a chilli, cauliflower, cheese and broccoli one that is v tasty. There’s folk that go in to Stephen’s and don’t get a bridie? Hanging would be too good for them. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 35 minutes ago, Romeo said: . Huntly? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 2 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: Taking my 3 year old to his Tiger Cubs class last night and he needed a pish before he went in. I take him in to the cubicle and he's happily sitting pishing away. There is another couple of guys in the toilets at this point. He's got to the point in his life where his lifelong fascination with his cock (which he currently thinks is called his "peanut") has started. He chose this moment to loudly declare "I've got a little peanut and you've got a huge peanut". I've never been more embarrassed/chuffed at the same time.* *His definition of huge is a bit on the generous side, unfortunately Isn't this how they finally caught Savile? Is Tiger Cubs below Beavers? Or is it some staunch Rangers Youth Team? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 20 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: So R Kelly got done for wanking in field of corn? It was the green trousers that first alerted the authorities 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 2 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: It was the green trousers that first alerted the authorities You seem to know an awful lot about R Kelly. Just saying, like. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 5 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Is that an offer? I can probably get her on a plane today. If she's any good at cooking, cleaning and looking after kids then it's a deal! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 4 minutes ago, sjc said: If she's any good at cooking, cleaning and looking after kids then it's a deal! Ah, in that case, best leave it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Ah, in that case, best leave it. Probably for the best. We have an electric hob here so she'd struggle to light her snouts....... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 35 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: It was the green trousers that first alerted the authorities That's the sort of get up I'd imagine you'd be wearing, SP. Although they can't be made out in this pic, I believe R. Kelly wears a similar type of brothel creepers to you....... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 4 hours ago, Shandon Par said: If you’re around Dunfermline and want a veggie pie then macaroni is no longer the only choice. Stephens do a chilli, cauliflower, cheese and broccoli one that is v tasty. That sounds awful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 4 minutes ago, HenryHill said: That sounds awful. It is a horrible place. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 4 hours ago, Shandon Par said: If you’re around Dunfermline and want a veggie pie then macaroni is no longer the only choice. Stephens do a chilli, cauliflower, cheese and broccoli one that is v tasty. Haud the bus. You are talking shite, it is a monstrosity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 For a Celtic fan your sightseeing is surprisingly staunch.Better? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 1 minute ago, Romeo said: Better? I've seen the bottom one before, is it in Nuneaton? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 48 minutes ago, sjc said: Probably for the best. We have an electric hob here so she'd struggle to light her snouts....... I had a flatmate who used to light his fags off an electric cooker so it can be done. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 Valerie Singleton? 25 minutes ago, Romeo said: Better? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 28 minutes ago, Romeo said: Better? Is that a chippy along the road? 8 minutes ago, tamthebam said: I had a flatmate who used to light his fags off an electric cooker so it can be done. Trust me, electric hobs are no obstacle. Conduction hobs, Ive yet to see. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 They fucking love a fleg in Belfast I thought the USA was bad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 1 hour ago, KnightswoodBear said: It is a horrible place. Easy now. It has a Stephens Drive through. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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