welshbairn Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 1 hour ago, MixuFixit said: This Scottish lassie firing a gun is the most erotic image I've ever seen Don't see how it's possible to miss the bullseye with that rig. It's like the bows and arrows they use in the Olympics with counterweight balances and all sorts. Lee Harvey Oswald and Robin Hood never had all that shit. And she's a widnae from me, you pervert. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 1 hour ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: Cutting back from normal bloke averages then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 1 hour ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: @throbber would take his belts in a wanking contest. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 50 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: @throbber would take his belts in a wanking contest. Take his belts then w**k into his sock. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 2 hours ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: Shame he's a heavyweight or I'd make a joke about there being easier ways to get under the weight limit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 4 hours ago, MixuFixit said: This Scottish lassie firing a gun is the most erotic image I've ever seen Google says it's Seonaid McIntosh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 (edited) 44 minutes ago, Dee Man said: Google says it's Seonaid McIntosh. I've been watching a bit of ladies' biathlon recently on Eurosport. Well done to the person who decided to create a sport by cramming some of the finest looking women in Europe into skin tight lycra onesies, getting them to ski up a hill, jump on the ground face down, fire some guns, do some more skiing then hug and kiss each other when it's over deserves the Nobel Prize. Edited January 15, 2020 by Shandon Par 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 9 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: I've been watching a bit of ladies' biathlon recently on Eurosport. Well done to the person who decided to create a sport by cramming some of the finest looking women in Europe into skin tight lycra onesies, getting them to ski up a hill, jump on the ground face, fire some guns, do some more skiing then hug and kiss each other when it's over deserves the Nobel Prize. Just looked up the top pic for research purposes... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 4 minutes ago, Dee Man said: Just looked up the top pic for research purposes... I've found myself choosing it over Soccer Saturday for background Saturday television. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 3 hours ago, tamthebam said: It made me think of Renton and Sick Boy in the park: "Thish ish a very dangeroush beasht Moneypenny..Googlesh shays it's Seonaidsh McIntosh." FTFY 1 hour ago, Dee Man said: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 I do hope poor people's lottery stakes go towards paying for these girls' activities. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 I’ve found my dream flat and I’m moving to Londonhttps://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-to-rent/property-67510332.html 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 16, 2020 Share Posted January 16, 2020 8 hours ago, ICTChris said: I’ve found my dream flat and I’m moving to London https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-to-rent/property-67510332.html Nice, but a bit pricey. You could maybe get someone to share. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 16, 2020 Share Posted January 16, 2020 Stuck with my new years resolution and have been getting back into running this year and been loving it. Got myself a new decent pair of running shoes, joined Western Australia Marathon Club, downloaded the event calendar and was going to do at least a couple of races per month. Just back from doctor after being on light duties at work for past week and have been diagnosed with an arthritic hip and been advised to give up running with immediate effect. Looks like I'll need to get into cycling. Absolutely gutted tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted January 16, 2020 Share Posted January 16, 2020 5 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: Swimming? Cross trainer? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 16, 2020 Share Posted January 16, 2020 8 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: Swimming? Aye that's what the doctor recommended but it's not just the exercise, it's the getting out and about in the fresh air. I'd hoped to do a couple of marathons this year with a view to doing an ultra at some point but that's those plans in the bin. Ah well, you get better looking calf muscles on a bike anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 16, 2020 Share Posted January 16, 2020 Seems the P+B weirdos who shared a pint between 3 with straws were ahead of their time. Quote He said the only safe way to drink is to take three straws to the pub and share a glass of wine with friends. https://www.theguardian.com/society/2020/jan/16/share-a-pint-or-glass-of-wine-to-drink-safely-says-expert 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priti priti priti Patel Posted January 16, 2020 Share Posted January 16, 2020 Had an interview yesterday and thought it went well. This morning got an email from the recruiter saying she had "exciting news" for me, and a voicemail saying she has "some good news", and she'd call me back after her meeting ends at 11. The meeting apparently still hasn't ended and like a wee lassie I've sent screenshots of the email to all my friends and family. Gonna look a right tit if the "exciting news" is something about a new online portal or whatever.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted January 16, 2020 Share Posted January 16, 2020 Aye that's what the doctor recommended but it's not just the exercise, it's the getting out and about in the fresh air. I'd hoped to do a couple of marathons this year with a view to doing an ultra at some point but that's those plans in the bin. Ah well, you get better looking calf muscles on a bike anyway. See if there’s a cycling club nearby or what cycling events there is you could do? Running plans might be binned but cycling plans could be made. And think of the calf muscles you’ll have! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 16, 2020 Share Posted January 16, 2020 1 hour ago, NJ2 said: See if there’s a cycling club nearby or what cycling events there is you could do? Running plans might be binned but cycling plans could be made. And think of the calf muscles you’ll have! Aye, that's going to have to be the plan now. Already looking at what type of bike I want but I think I'll have to give the clubs a miss as it appears compulsory to wear the lycra gear and that won't be happening. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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