Eednud Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 Coldest August morning in Adelaide for 14 years at 0.9 C. This was a few hours later when it was about 9 C at 10am. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 20 hours ago, Drew Brees said: If they made back to the future now and set it in 2020 then the olden days that he travelled back to would be 1990 When Marty tells him who the President is, Doc Brown would be even less likely to believe him. And if he should ask if Hibs have won the cup yet... But it's unlikely that Marty would actually want to come back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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tamthebam Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 1 hour ago, GordonD said: "I told them I was ill". Lurgi strikes Aberdeen! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 Just got sent this by a mate, what would you do if someone took a shite outside your house? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 Is taking a shite outside someone' s house not the traditional way of saying hello on the east coast? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 (edited) 24 minutes ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: Is taking a shite outside someone' s house not the traditional way of saying hello on the east coast? With covid, he obviously couldn't get any black bun or whisky, but in Cockenzie you'd think he would've found a piece of coal to bring good luck to the residents. Traditions, eh ?? Was his car a hummer ?? Edited August 5, 2020 by hearthammer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 1 hour ago, MixuFruit said: I've come close to having no option but to do something like that but have always managed to hang on till I found an actual toilet. Guy was probably pinching his arsehole with every fibre of his being for the preceding 20 minutes. He's not even making an effort to hide! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 3 hours ago, Empty It said: Just got sent this by a mate, what would you do if someone took a shite outside your house? Dogs are very clever creatures. When did you ever see a dog step on human shite? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 I saw a cat burying it's shit once. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Academically Deficient Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 23 hours ago, Shotgun said: I'm really wishing I'd followed through on my plans to marry her back in the 80's. She looks, and sounds, amazing. No sign of the generic plastic surgery. Which leads me to the horrifying conclusion that it's all down to healthy living. If she had moved to Lanarkshire to be with me that wouldn't have been an option. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 https://www.bbc.com/news/av/uk-england-hampshire-53662400/face-mask-found-in-chicken-nugget-in-aldershot 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 3 hours ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: Is taking a shite outside someone' s house not the traditional way of saying hello on the east coast? Only in Dumpbar and Crewe Tolley in the Crapital although I believe it is also a tradition in the north east town of Keich and the West Lothian town of Shitburn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 58 minutes ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: I saw a cat burying it's shit once. *Insert joke about Smudger and Biggie here... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 Ew York Times story about that strange Twitter account drama I posted the other day.https://www.nytimes.com/2020/08/04/style/college-coronavirus-hoax.html#click=https://t.co/r5bxSEsNGK 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 Tomorrow is International Beer Day. Time for socially distanced celebration.[emoji481] [emoji482] Not that we need any but some reasons for drinking beer and more pinched from a brewing web site.-Ancient Egyptians built the pyramids while consuming a healthy amount of beer. About 4 litres a day, to be exact. I always knew it helped with creativity.-Ancient Babylonians took the seriousness of brewing to a whole new level. If a bad batch was made the brewer was drowned in it. At least it didn't go to waste.-Vikings believed that a giant goat resided in Valhalla whose udders were filled with an unlimited supply of beer. Sounds like heaven to me.-Beer does the body good! It contains a high level of silicon which increases the calcium deposits and minerals for healthy bone tissue. -Beer keeps your kidneys healthy! A Finnish study showed that each bottle of beer you drink reduces the risk of developing kidney stones by 40%.-Beer is full of vitamins! It contains several B vitamins (B1, B2, B6 and B12). A Dutch study found that beer drinkers had 30 percent higher levels of vitamin B6 than their non-drinking study participants, and levels twice as high as wine drinkers. Beer is also a generous source of vitamin B12!-Numerous international research papers have found that those who consume moderate amounts of alcohol live longer than those who do not drink at all. At an average 4.4% alcohol content and light and mid-strength options to boot, Aussie beer is the drink of moderation!-In 4300BC Babylonians wrote out recipes for beer on clay tablets.In 2018, archaeologists in Israel found the world's oldest site for alcohol production, adding the beer-like beverage may have been served in ceremonies 13,000 years ago. It is the earliest testament in the world to alcohol production of any kind 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 I really don’t think it’s fair to say beer is full of vitamins, all alcoholic drinks are empty calories and fill you up with shite and make you fat. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 28 minutes ago, throbber said: I really don’t think it’s fair to say beer is full of vitamins, all alcoholic drinks are empty calories and fill you up with shite and make you fat. Shut up boozy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 1 minute ago, Bert Raccoon said: Shut up boozy. Well it definitely does more harm than good, I don’t see the point in trying to disguise it as a healthy drink when everyone who goes out drinking knows it’s not healthy. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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