Hedgecutter Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 (edited) 2am, and I've just seen an almighty blast of really white light brighten up the house from something outside. No idea if it made a noise as I had the headphones on. Initially presumed it was lightning or something but the skies too clear for lightning though. I think there might be an alien in the next room having a silent disco with a strobe light. #pray4hc Edited July 11, 2021 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 3 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: I think there might be an alien in the next room #sore arse in the morning You'll have a sore arse in the morning# 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 Which one is uglier? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 15 hours ago, mathematics said: Walking along the forth and Clyde canal today on the way to the football, and I came across two adult swans protecting a bunch of cygnets. There was no way I was turning back as I would’ve missed the start of the game. Swans were right on the path and the cygnets just at the side. I have to admit to a puckered anus when one of the adults reared up and started hissing like f**k as I tried to walk past without making eye contact. b*****d swans. Happens to me quite a lot when I'm out walking groups of dogs. Trick is to hiss back at them even louder, it puts them right off their stride. A good, throat-clearing CCCCHHHHHHHHHHH. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 Which one is uglier? Over an hour on P&B and not a single "wid". I think you have your answer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 Minter. Forza Italia. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 9 hours ago, tamthebam said: Otto Von Bismarck once visited Aberdeen and was dive bombed by seagulls. He went back to Prussia and invented the spiked helmet to protect himself from future attacks. This is true. Trust me, I'm a qualified historian. Though he kept the electric one for himself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 1 hour ago, Empty It said: 3 hours ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: Which one is uglier? Over an hour on P&B and not a single "wid". I think you have your answer. Why are Jimmy Calderwood and Iain Dowie wearing silly wigs anyway? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 2 hours ago, Slenderman said: Minter. Forza Italia. If the Star is giving away Gareth Southgate’s lucky tie, then that has to be a good omen for the Italians. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 4 hours ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: Which one is uglier? This isn't the child he's been involved with? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UsedToGoToCentralPark Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 Minter. Forza Italia. If it was us instead of England 100% our newspapers and media would be exactly the same, being in the final of the 2nd most important football tournament for eligible international teams is a pretty significant event. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SANTAN Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 18 minutes ago, UsedToGoToCentralPark said: 3 hours ago, Slenderman said: Minter. Forza Italia. If it was us instead of England 100% our newspapers and media would be exactly the same, being in the final of the 2nd most important football tournament for eligible international teams is a pretty significant event. Lmao, you guys are doing it and you're not even involved. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 The Scottish news presenter on the telly just said the wheelchair tennis final had been "edge of the seat stuff". 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 1 minute ago, Sergeant Wilson said: The Scottish news presenter on the telly just said the wheelchair tennis final had been "edge of the seat stuff". It was for the DWP who promptly took away their PIP and blue badge citing if you can win "wimbers" you can wheel yourself a bit further. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 Lmao, you guys are doing it and you're not even involved. You guys? Aren’t you from the Scottish Borders? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UsedToGoToCentralPark Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 Lmao, you guys are doing it and you're not even involved. That's a pathetic rag tbf, it knows it's targeted audience well though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SANTAN Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 20 minutes ago, Adam said: You guys? Aren’t you from the Scottish Borders? I live here but was born in England. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 2 hours ago, UsedToGoToCentralPark said: 5 hours ago, Slenderman said: Minter. Forza Italia. If it was us instead of England 100% our newspapers and media would be exactly the same, being in the final of the 2nd most important football tournament for eligible international teams is a pretty significant event. Perhaps we'd get the ellipsis correct. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superbigal Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 Least they have had to beat a few more teams than when they get knighted for winning the Ashes against a load of Convicts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 11, 2021 Share Posted July 11, 2021 8 hours ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: Which one is uglier? Are they at Wimbledon and the umpire has just said “Love Fifteen”? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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