Stellaboz Posted February 20, 2022 Share Posted February 20, 2022 Knew that if he laughed, he'd never work again, and shiting it IMOShe's got the ol' COVID now. Might be off by a few days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted February 20, 2022 Share Posted February 20, 2022 If P&B was in charge of a new Trumpton: Dordle, Nerdle, Barney McGrew, Lewdle, Worldle & Grub. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 20, 2022 Share Posted February 20, 2022 On 18/02/2022 at 17:52, oaksoft said: Tonight, I discovered that my favourite pair of pants snuck into a washing load with the dog's blankets. They have come out hairier than a 1970's German porn star. f**k. My. Life. Meanwhile, on bonesandstickchasing.com @oksoftsdug writes… My manky owner put a pair of his manky y fronts in the wash with my best blankets. Now the blankets are covered in pubes and smell of pish. Grrr. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 20, 2022 Share Posted February 20, 2022 Got a food delivery earlier and a chocolate mousse rolled off the table to f**k knows where. Now there’s genuinely a mousse loose aboot this hoose. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted February 20, 2022 Share Posted February 20, 2022 10 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Got a food delivery earlier and a chocolate mousse rolled off the table to f**k knows where Looking forward to finding out what happens when you trip over it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 20, 2022 Share Posted February 20, 2022 On 18/02/2022 at 23:43, BFTD said: I just found out that disgraced former doctor Andrew Wakefield, the corrupt liar who took money in exchange for concocting a fake study that linked MMR vaccines with autism in children, and who kicked off the worldwide distrust of vaccines that has revived potentially fatal diseases that we'd conquered decades ago, was in a relationship with Australian former supermodel Elle "The Body" MacPherson until the end of last year. Contact all the major religions - this is undisputed proof that there is no God. Will you still watch Sirens every day? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 20, 2022 Share Posted February 20, 2022 40 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Got a food delivery earlier and a chocolate mousse rolled off the table to f**k knows where. Now there’s genuinely a mousse loose aboot this hoose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 20, 2022 Share Posted February 20, 2022 44 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Will you still watch Sirens every day? Yes, but only for Hugh Grant. MacPherson is dead to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 20, 2022 Share Posted February 20, 2022 Winter Olympics: Finnish cross-country skier suffers frozen penis in 50km race | Winter Olympics Beijing 2022 | The Guardian 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stanton Posted February 20, 2022 Share Posted February 20, 2022 7 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: Winter Olympics: Finnish cross-country skier suffers frozen penis in 50km race | Winter Olympics Beijing 2022 | The Guardian I'm sure a Discrete massage would revive him 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 20, 2022 Share Posted February 20, 2022 1 minute ago, stanton said: I'm sure a Discrete massage would revive him Get fired in then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted February 20, 2022 Share Posted February 20, 2022 (edited) ^^ Should be described as a 'Hard On' IMO..? Edited February 20, 2022 by broon-loon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 20, 2022 Share Posted February 20, 2022 Monique Hanotte - Wikipedia 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 20, 2022 Share Posted February 20, 2022 Penalty Rangers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 36 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: Penalty Rangers. Sister Angie ball. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 7 hours ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: Winter Olympics: Finnish cross-country skier suffers frozen penis in 50km race | Winter Olympics Beijing 2022 | The Guardian I bet the winner had a bigger suit and slipped on long johns and a vest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arabdownunder Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2022/feb/20/queensland-man-charged-with-after-allegedly-sawing-off-another-mans-leg Any PnBers been part of an arrangement to meet in a park for some amateur amputation. If so, who brought the circular saw? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 2 hours ago, Arabdownunder said: https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2022/feb/20/queensland-man-charged-with-after-allegedly-sawing-off-another-mans-leg Any PnBers been part of an arrangement to meet in a park for some amateur amputation. If so, who brought the circular saw? Nope. I'm stihl waiting. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 Proper respect for the scaffolders who put this up in Dalhousie St, Charing X. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 Bold choice of candle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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