renton Posted February 9, 2022 Share Posted February 9, 2022 (edited) On my way into work this morning, pretty sure I saw a Buzzard hanging out on a gravestone on the Gorgie Cemetery... Edited February 9, 2022 by renton 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 9, 2022 Share Posted February 9, 2022 Fleecing the gullible is called a gift now. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted February 9, 2022 Share Posted February 9, 2022 11 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: Fleecing the gullible is called a gift now. Sells pyramid scheme make up.too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted February 9, 2022 Share Posted February 9, 2022 Fleecing the gullible is called a gift now. If your mentor is part of something called Housewifes of Chester, you should probably choose a better mentor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 9, 2022 Share Posted February 9, 2022 10 minutes ago, Empty It said: 44 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: Fleecing the gullible is called a gift now. If your mentor is part of something called Housewifes of Chester, you should probably choose a better mentor. Real Housewives of Cheshire if you don't mind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted February 9, 2022 Share Posted February 9, 2022 Browsing twitter this evening on a thread discussing Scottish politics, I noticed one of the replies used the terms “ethno-nationalist” and “empty headed natter”. On further investigation, I believe for the second time in my life I’ve randomly stumbled upon a poster from this fine forum in the world of twitter. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted February 9, 2022 Share Posted February 9, 2022 Just now, MONKMAN said: Browsing twitter this evening on a thread discussing Scottish politics, I noticed one of the replies used the terms “ethno-nationalist” and “empty headed natter”. On further investigation, I believe for the second time in my life I’ve randomly stumbled upon a poster from this fine forum in the world of twitter. Any hints? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted February 10, 2022 Share Posted February 10, 2022 4 hours ago, MONKMAN said: Browsing twitter this evening on a thread discussing Scottish politics, I noticed one of the replies used the terms “ethno-nationalist” and “empty headed natter”. On further investigation, I believe for the second time in my life I’ve randomly stumbled upon a poster from this fine forum in the world of twitter. I'm guessing his name's "Gordon's" from outwith and south of this fine country ??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted February 10, 2022 Share Posted February 10, 2022 Got to be Kinky. 'Empty-headed Natters' is right out of his collection of pishy epithets. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted February 10, 2022 Share Posted February 10, 2022 The circumference of my right thigh is one inch greater than that of my left. I'm not exactly peak Roberto Carlos to begin with either. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 10, 2022 Share Posted February 10, 2022 11 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said: The circumference of my left arm is one inch greater than that of my right. I'm not exactly peak Roberto Carlos to begin with either. FTFY 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted February 10, 2022 Share Posted February 10, 2022 46 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said: The circumference of my right thigh is one inch greater than that of my left. I'm not exactly peak Roberto Carlos to begin with either. You're a hanging to the right guy then? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 10, 2022 Share Posted February 10, 2022 Things you can’t unsee/unhear thread for this pish but I’ve got Susan Boyle’s rendition of Perfect Day stuck in my head. Truly the worst thing ever posted to YouTube. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted February 10, 2022 Share Posted February 10, 2022 12 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Got to be Kinky. 'Empty-headed Natters' is right out of his collection of pishy epithets. You've spelt "pithy" wrong... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawB93 Posted February 10, 2022 Share Posted February 10, 2022 On 03/02/2022 at 23:04, Newbornbairn said: Got my hearing aids fitted this morning. Everything fine in the office, then I walked out in the street and WOW! I really had no idea how much I had lost. It felt like I was in an art house movie, hearing twigs break, birds singing, conversations a good distance away, footsteps reverberating etc etc. To be honest it was really overwhelming and I burst into tears. For f**k sakes guys, if you work in a noisy factory, wear ear defenders. I've worked with routers and loud machinery for years and I didn't know just how damaged I was. It's not like having bother reading, you just don't notice what has gone. If a young, sexy 32 year old like me can need hearing aids, anyone can. On Saturday I'm going to go to the game, as usual. I'll take my seat in the South Stand, as usual. The auld guy who sits in front of me is going to turn round and chat, as usual. But for the first time in 10 years I'm going to hear what he's saying. Probably be a lot of shite right enough, but I'll hear it. That’s genuinely wonderful. Really hope you’re still enjoying it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UsedToGoToCentralPark Posted February 11, 2022 Share Posted February 11, 2022 If you have a large container and want to top up your screen wash you typically end up with it going all over the place due to it 'glugging' out. If you rotate it so you pour it in holding it at either end and a label side facing downwards it comes out evenly with no'glugging'.I've been doing this wrong for about 30 years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 11, 2022 Share Posted February 11, 2022 23 minutes ago, UsedToGoToCentralPark said: If you have a large container and want to top up your screen wash you typically end up with it going all over the place due to it 'glugging' out. If you rotate it so you pour it in holding it at either end and a label side facing downwards it comes out evenly with no'glugging'. I've been doing this wrong for about 30 years. Yeah, I've been fucking up with those types of container for all this time too. We could probably use a thread for cack-handed manbabies like us to share their Top Tips, TBH. Imagine if we actually learned something from our time here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted February 11, 2022 Share Posted February 11, 2022 1 hour ago, UsedToGoToCentralPark said: If you have a large container and want to top up your screen wash you typically end up with it going all over the place due to it 'glugging' out. If you rotate it so you pour it in holding it at either end and a label side facing downwards it comes out evenly with no'glugging'. I've been doing this wrong for about 30 years. And better yet, instead of ripping the foil cap off inside the lid, take your car key and poke a half moon shape on the lower side of the neck and then a single hole at the top. That way the screenwash comes out the bottom half-moon hole while the air gets back in to the top hole with zero glugging. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 11, 2022 Share Posted February 11, 2022 I just rip the top off and slam the opening of the screenwash bottle against the opening of the reservoir. It’s like a low-rent version of formula one refuelling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted February 11, 2022 Share Posted February 11, 2022 1 hour ago, BFTD said: Yeah, I've been fucking up with those types of container for all this time too. We could probably use a thread for cack-handed manbabies like us to share their Top Tips, TBH. Imagine if we actually learned something from our time here. I was informed through this forum that Alloa always cheat, nothing more to learn I say! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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