Venti Posted January 16, 2023 Share Posted January 16, 2023 FWIW got a text reply saying I worry too much. Weight off the shoulders. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted January 16, 2023 Share Posted January 16, 2023 Sorry Mod Team, I overstepped the mark there, shite from me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted January 16, 2023 Share Posted January 16, 2023 On 17/01/2010 at 22:15, The Naitch said: I'm never good at judging that... Pretty sure they give you a telt at Dels/Polo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted January 16, 2023 Share Posted January 16, 2023 4 hours ago, scottsdad said: All I kept thinking was "he'll have smacked his knob off her face" - something he said he liked to do. Called it a Slabberdash. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted January 17, 2023 Share Posted January 17, 2023 18 hours ago, scottsdad said: The wife bought fluffy bedsheets. Undersheet and pillow cases. Very comfortable but bloody roasting. Spent half of last night with no duvet on. New sheets, frequent weekends away with "mates." Hmm... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted January 17, 2023 Share Posted January 17, 2023 2 hours ago, hk blues said: New sheets, frequent weekends away with "mates." Hmm... She's not away again until April... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 17, 2023 Share Posted January 17, 2023 1 minute ago, scottsdad said: She's not away again until April... It'll be biting the leg off her. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted January 17, 2023 Share Posted January 17, 2023 1 minute ago, scottsdad said: She's not away again until April... She'll need that time to build up her stamina again I suppose. Anyhow, upside is you got nice new sheets so it's not all bad. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thistledo Posted January 17, 2023 Share Posted January 17, 2023 (edited) 14 hours ago, scottsdad said: In my case, my brother went out with a girl for a few months and they broke up, but on good terms. He had a new years party and she was there, as was I. I saw him talking to her and thought it was about me. All night she was flirting with me. My brother took me aside and said I should play my cards right, as she was keen. I suspect he was trying to make it happen. She was pretty, but I could never go there. All I kept thinking was "he'll have smacked his knob off her face" - something he said he liked to do. Called it a Slabberdash. She kissed me at the bells and I was really turned off at the thought. Apparently lassies are into this as well... Edited January 17, 2023 by thistledo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted January 17, 2023 Share Posted January 17, 2023 14 minutes ago, thistledo said: Apparently lassies are into this as well... With what? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted January 17, 2023 Share Posted January 17, 2023 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted January 17, 2023 Share Posted January 17, 2023 1 hour ago, Lyle Lanley said: Saw Joe Jackson (Jumpin' Jive Tour) there in 1981 when I think it was called 'Coasters'...................Historically, The Cav was known as a 'Grab-A-Granny' joint....... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted January 17, 2023 Share Posted January 17, 2023 Staunch Rangers man in trouble with HMRC after his company goes bankrupt. https://metro.co.uk/2023/01/16/ant-middleton-owes-1-2million-in-taxes-as-company-goes-bust-18105713/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molotov Posted January 17, 2023 Share Posted January 17, 2023 Is there any opportunity in the high street for a Slabberdashery to boost footfall? 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted January 17, 2023 Share Posted January 17, 2023 (edited) 3 hours ago, Molotov said: Is there any opportunity in the high street for a Slabberdashery to boost footfall? Call me an old fuddy duddy, but being slabberdashed does not appeal to me one bit Edited January 17, 2023 by Cosmic Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted January 17, 2023 Share Posted January 17, 2023 3 hours ago, hk blues said: She'll need that time to build up her stamina again I suppose. Anyhow, upside is you got nice new sheets so it's not all bad. TBF his wife was probably needing new sheets. When she came home she had to make the bed with a mallet. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted January 17, 2023 Share Posted January 17, 2023 4 minutes ago, Cosmic Joe said: Call me an old fuddy duddy, but being slabberdashed does appeal to me one bit Er...I think you're missing the word "not" somewhere, Joe. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted January 17, 2023 Share Posted January 17, 2023 36 minutes ago, Molotov said: Is there any opportunity in the high street for a Slabberdashery to boost footfall? You've just given me a mental image of a shop. Looks just like a hairdressers. A lady comes in, takes off her coat and sits in the seat in front of a mirror. A little small talk about holidays and so forth. Then some excited 20-year-old emerges form a wee back room to redden her cheeks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 17, 2023 Share Posted January 17, 2023 4 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: It'll be biting the leg off her. Wasnt that her mate's problem? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted January 17, 2023 Share Posted January 17, 2023 16 hours ago, Venti said: Pretty sure they give you a telt at Dels/Polo They sure do but 13 years after I said that I like to think I’m better at judging it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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