TxRover Posted May 12, 2023 Share Posted May 12, 2023 3 hours ago, Paranoid said: I was once chased by three geese but I've never been attacked by a seagull. [Fancy that!] Have you ever been attacked by a mad bird? C**t of a goose outside the Drovers Inn by Loch Lomond chased me around the parking lot once. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 12, 2023 Share Posted May 12, 2023 I once saw Kyle from the view and the drummer c**t having to be separated by, what appeared to be one their dads in Tesco Lochee (now The Range). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 12, 2023 Share Posted May 12, 2023 4 hours ago, Paranoid said: I was once chased by three geese but I've never been attacked by a seagull. [Fancy that!] Have you ever been attacked by a mad bird? More times than I care to remember. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted May 12, 2023 Share Posted May 12, 2023 3 hours ago, TxRover said: C**t of a goose outside the Drovers Inn by Loch Lomond chased me around the parking lot once. That's about manageable. Twice and I'd be knackered. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oystercatcher Posted May 12, 2023 Share Posted May 12, 2023 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 13, 2023 Share Posted May 13, 2023 6 hours ago, Oystercatcher said: Add "you c**t" and it might have more impact 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 13, 2023 Share Posted May 13, 2023 19 hours ago, Paranoid said: I was once chased by three geese but I've never been attacked by a seagull. [Fancy that!] Have you ever been attacked by a mad bird? I was once trapped in the shop in Luss (as seen in Take the High Road) by an angry swan. Fortunately the man next door chased it away with a broom. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 13, 2023 Share Posted May 13, 2023 11 minutes ago, GordonD said: I was once trapped in the shop in Luss (as seen in Take the High Road) by an angry swan. Fortunately the man next door chased it away with a broom. Sounds like an episode of Take the High Road. Gordon is accosted by a swan, can Jimmy save him? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted May 13, 2023 Share Posted May 13, 2023 (edited) Woke up to a text from a mate asking who I think I am because I never dropped into the pub to give him £20 I borrowed off him last week for a taxi after sitting in his all night. He must have forgot he's due me near £300 - and has been for over a year. Edited May 13, 2023 by Derry Alli 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted May 13, 2023 Share Posted May 13, 2023 55 minutes ago, Derry Alli said: Woke up to a text from a mate asking who I think I am because I never dropped into the pub to give him £20 I borrowed off him last week for a taxi after sitting in his all night. He must have forgot he's due me near £300 - and has been for over a year. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 13, 2023 Share Posted May 13, 2023 Congratulations Dundee https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/scotland-now/gallery/10-most-dangerous-scotland-according-29961288.amp 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 13, 2023 Share Posted May 13, 2023 10 hours ago, Derry Alli said: Woke up to a text from a mate asking who I think I am because I never dropped into the pub to give him £20 I borrowed off him last week for a taxi after sitting in his all night. He must have forgot he's due me near £300 - and has been for over a year. Doesn't sound like a mate tbh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 14, 2023 Share Posted May 14, 2023 18 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Congratulations Dundee https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/scotland-now/gallery/10-most-dangerous-scotland-according-29961288.amp I’ve just taken a dump in portaloo in Greenock with a pipe band playing flower of Scotland right outside. Dundee life prepares you for anything. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 14, 2023 Share Posted May 14, 2023 5 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: I’ve just taken a dump in portaloo in Greenock with a pipe band playing flower of Scotland right outside. Dundee life prepares you for anything. Nice of them to serenade you. They don’t often get such cultured and distinguished guests. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted May 14, 2023 Share Posted May 14, 2023 5 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: I’ve just taken a dump in portaloo in Greenock with a pipe band playing flower of Scotland right outside. Dundee life prepares you for anything. We call them Crappieloos in Greenock. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 14, 2023 Share Posted May 14, 2023 1 hour ago, Venti said: We call them Crappieloos in Greenock. They certainly were by the time I was done. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 14, 2023 Share Posted May 14, 2023 Edinburgh's harder than Hawick. Get it up ye Borders mutton molesters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 14, 2023 Share Posted May 14, 2023 19 minutes ago, tamthebam said: Edinburgh's harder than Hawick. Get it up ye Borders mutton molesters. Presumably this is just some sort of lower league table with Fife having its own Premiership status? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted May 15, 2023 Share Posted May 15, 2023 Although I'm aware of these kind of people, someone I met at the weekend for maybe the 3rd time really stood out. It was like you couldn't have a conversation with them, but rather if you start conversing all you get back is a serious of statements. I'm not sure how to describe it properly. No matter if you ask a question or just throw something random out there, all you'll get back is some kind of statement to which you feel you have absolutely nothing to respond to. Gets very fucking tiring. I have a great aunt or something that's also similar where no matter what you say, the only responses you get are a boring story or an opinion of the other person said on a way where it feels like their favourite subject is themselves. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted May 15, 2023 Share Posted May 15, 2023 On Saturday night I was pretty pished. Woke up the next morning to find that I had ordered a bulk bag of gravel, weed suppression membrane and some border rolls. Apparently I had gotten the idea of digging up a problematic part of my garden and "finally sorting it out" by laying stones. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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