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On 11/08/2023 at 20:29, Andy Dufresne said:

My wife is going into hospital on Monday to get her gall bladder removed,I have the kids for 2 days.

Pray for me.

 

On 11/08/2023 at 20:55, alta-pete said:

Fuxake Andy. You’ll manage. As will the kids. I think Mrs Dufresne might have a wee tet more on her plate! 

They're not going to feed it to her, are they?

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15 hours ago, Zetterlund said:

Yikes!

(sound on)

 

So, options for the cause?

1) build up of gas from old mine workings?

2) MAGA/Religious nutjob preparing for the civil war/end of days polishing his cannon? (Cue Kenneth Williams.)

3) Kid finds dad's unsecured "self defense" bazooka and accidentally fires it into ammo supply?

4) Terrorism?

5) Matrimonial breakdown at the more extreme end of the scale?

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41 minutes ago, Salt n Vinegar said:

So, options for the cause?

1) build up of gas from old mine workings?

2) MAGA/Religious nutjob preparing for the civil war/end of days polishing his cannon? (Cue Kenneth Williams.)

3) Kid finds dad's unsecured "self defense" bazooka and accidentally fires it into ammo supply?

4) Terrorism?

5) Matrimonial breakdown at the more extreme end of the scale?

I reckon 3 is most likely.

4 year old Tommy playfully chases his little sister around the house with the RPG launcher their dad left on the coffee table when he went to work. 

A tragic accident which nobody could have seen coming.

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6 minutes ago, Zetterlund said:

I reckon 3 is most likely.

4 year old Tommy playfully chases his little sister around the house with the RPG launcher their dad left on the coffee table when he went to work. 

A tragic accident which nobody could have seen coming.

It'll be those darned Democrats again.

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1 hour ago, Salt n Vinegar said:

So, options for the cause?

1) build up of gas from old mine workings?

2) MAGA/Religious nutjob preparing for the civil war/end of days polishing his cannon? (Cue Kenneth Williams.)

3) Kid finds dad's unsecured "self defense" bazooka and accidentally fires it into ammo supply?

4) Terrorism?

5) Matrimonial breakdown at the more extreme end of the scale?

MAGA terrorist kid fires a bazooka into his prepper gas tank to kill his sister who is also his wife.

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1 hour ago, Salt n Vinegar said:

So, options for the cause?

1) build up of gas from old mine workings?

2) MAGA/Religious nutjob preparing for the civil war/end of days polishing his cannon? (Cue Kenneth Williams.)

3) Kid finds dad's unsecured "self defense" bazooka and accidentally fires it into ammo supply?

4) Terrorism?

5) Matrimonial breakdown at the more extreme end of the scale?

He'll be along shortly to let us know

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13 minutes ago, jimbaxters said:

When I feel a longish hair in my nose which needs pulled out, I grab it but for some reason it takes me five seconds to pluck up the courage to pull. Every single time.

Plucking nasal hairs is one of life's little pleasures. 

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3 hours ago, Cosmic Joe said:

He'll be along shortly to let us know

Can rule out bazooka/RPG due to arming flight distance…

Meanwhile, what the f**k have they done to The Broons? Saw a 2024 Annual…Joe and Maggie are unrecognizable, Hen looks like a stork, etc. Had to dig out my 1983 Annual to confirm I was remembering right, and it’s shameful!

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On 13/08/2023 at 19:48, Zetterlund said:

Yikes!

(sound on)

 

Five dead others injured, no indication of the cause.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/aug/13/house-explosion-in-pennsylvania-kills-five-and-destroys-three-structures

 

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18 hours ago, Zetterlund said:

I reckon 3 is most likely.

4 year old Tommy playfully chases his little sister around the house with the RPG launcher their dad left on the coffee table when he went to work. 

A tragic accident which nobody could have seen coming.

Fun fact - every single week for the last two years there's been reported incidents of toddlers shooting people in the US.

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