Zetterlund Posted August 13, 2023 Share Posted August 13, 2023 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 11 hours ago, Zetterlund said: I understand that it was designed by a Mr Hugh Jarse. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 On 11/08/2023 at 20:29, Andy Dufresne said: My wife is going into hospital on Monday to get her gall bladder removed,I have the kids for 2 days. Pray for me. On 11/08/2023 at 20:55, alta-pete said: Fuxake Andy. You’ll manage. As will the kids. I think Mrs Dufresne might have a wee tet more on her plate! They're not going to feed it to her, are they? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 (edited) Working on the west coast this week, and it hasn't taken long for the midges to sniff out the east coast blood. How is it possible to live west or north of Perth? Edited August 14, 2023 by Zetterlund 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 12 hours ago, Zetterlund said: Stupid sexy airship. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 15 hours ago, Zetterlund said: Yikes! (sound on) So, options for the cause? 1) build up of gas from old mine workings? 2) MAGA/Religious nutjob preparing for the civil war/end of days polishing his cannon? (Cue Kenneth Williams.) 3) Kid finds dad's unsecured "self defense" bazooka and accidentally fires it into ammo supply? 4) Terrorism? 5) Matrimonial breakdown at the more extreme end of the scale? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 41 minutes ago, Salt n Vinegar said: So, options for the cause? 1) build up of gas from old mine workings? 2) MAGA/Religious nutjob preparing for the civil war/end of days polishing his cannon? (Cue Kenneth Williams.) 3) Kid finds dad's unsecured "self defense" bazooka and accidentally fires it into ammo supply? 4) Terrorism? 5) Matrimonial breakdown at the more extreme end of the scale? I reckon 3 is most likely. 4 year old Tommy playfully chases his little sister around the house with the RPG launcher their dad left on the coffee table when he went to work. A tragic accident which nobody could have seen coming. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 6 minutes ago, Zetterlund said: I reckon 3 is most likely. 4 year old Tommy playfully chases his little sister around the house with the RPG launcher their dad left on the coffee table when he went to work. A tragic accident which nobody could have seen coming. It'll be those darned Democrats again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 1 hour ago, Salt n Vinegar said: So, options for the cause? 1) build up of gas from old mine workings? 2) MAGA/Religious nutjob preparing for the civil war/end of days polishing his cannon? (Cue Kenneth Williams.) 3) Kid finds dad's unsecured "self defense" bazooka and accidentally fires it into ammo supply? 4) Terrorism? 5) Matrimonial breakdown at the more extreme end of the scale? MAGA terrorist kid fires a bazooka into his prepper gas tank to kill his sister who is also his wife. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 Just now, Venti said: MAGA terrorist kid fires a bazooka into his prepper gas tank to kill his sister who is also his wife. Sounds like a regular weekend in Perth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 (edited) 1 hour ago, Salt n Vinegar said: So, options for the cause? 1) build up of gas from old mine workings? 2) MAGA/Religious nutjob preparing for the civil war/end of days polishing his cannon? (Cue Kenneth Williams.) 3) Kid finds dad's unsecured "self defense" bazooka and accidentally fires it into ammo supply? 4) Terrorism? 5) Matrimonial breakdown at the more extreme end of the scale? He'll be along shortly to let us know Edited August 14, 2023 by Cosmic Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 When I feel a longish hair in my nose which needs pulled out, I grab it but for some reason it takes me five seconds to pluck up the courage to pull. Every single time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 13 minutes ago, jimbaxters said: When I feel a longish hair in my nose which needs pulled out, I grab it but for some reason it takes me five seconds to pluck up the courage to pull. Every single time. Plucking nasal hairs is one of life's little pleasures. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 1 hour ago, jimbaxters said: When I feel a longish hair in my nose which needs pulled out, I grab it but for some reason it takes me five seconds to pluck up the courage to pull. Every single time. Twist it first. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 3 hours ago, Cosmic Joe said: He'll be along shortly to let us know Can rule out bazooka/RPG due to arming flight distance… Meanwhile, what the f**k have they done to The Broons? Saw a 2024 Annual…Joe and Maggie are unrecognizable, Hen looks like a stork, etc. Had to dig out my 1983 Annual to confirm I was remembering right, and it’s shameful! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 On 13/08/2023 at 19:48, Zetterlund said: Yikes! (sound on) Five dead others injured, no indication of the cause. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/aug/13/house-explosion-in-pennsylvania-kills-five-and-destroys-three-structures 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 18 hours ago, Zetterlund said: I reckon 3 is most likely. 4 year old Tommy playfully chases his little sister around the house with the RPG launcher their dad left on the coffee table when he went to work. A tragic accident which nobody could have seen coming. Fun fact - every single week for the last two years there's been reported incidents of toddlers shooting people in the US. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 (edited) Have any P&Bers ever had it in the ear before? Edited August 15, 2023 by Newbornbairn 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 Just now, Newbornbairn said: Cockiflower ear. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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