hk blues Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 2 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said: Have any P&Bers ever had it in the ear before? The state of her nails is a bigger embarrassment than anything else. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 1 hour ago, Newbornbairn said: Fun fact - every single week for the last two years there's been reported incidents of toddlers shooting people in the US. Clearly we need to arm all the good toddlers to counter these bad ones. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 I always knew people with those stretched ears were perverts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 1 hour ago, Newbornbairn said: Have any P&Bers ever had it in the ear before? Aural sex. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 15 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: Aural sex. I've heard of that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 I know a guy whose wife was empty headed and never listened to him. He suggested aural sex to her but it went in one ear and out the other. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 What a shower of greedy, money-grabbing c***s Ryanair really are. Couple 'horrified' at £110 Ryanair ticket print fee - BBC News 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 2 minutes ago, GordonD said: What a shower of greedy, money-grabbing c***s Ryanair really are. Couple 'horrified' at £110 Ryanair ticket print fee - BBC News Head over to the Daily Heil. The same story but with added Compo Face https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12407929/Ryanair-charges-elderly-couple-110-boarding-pass-mix-up.html 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 3 hours ago, Newbornbairn said: Have any P&Bers ever had it in the ear before? Mr Blonde will sort that problem for her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 Just now, tamthebam said: Mr Blonde will sort that problem for her. Apparently tamthebam can do that with ordinary pierced ears. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 9 minutes ago, GordonD said: What a shower of greedy, money-grabbing c***s Ryanair really are. Couple 'horrified' at £110 Ryanair ticket print fee - BBC News "We regret that these passengers ignored their email reminder and failed to check-in online." f**k Ryanair, what a fucking shocking thing to say in an official statement. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 Just now, GordonD said: Apparently tamthebam can do that with ordinary pierced ears. How very dare you. By the way where can you buy a magnifying glass and tweezers? Asking for a friend .. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibby82 Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 42 minutes ago, GordonD said: What a shower of greedy, money-grabbing c***s Ryanair really are. Couple 'horrified' at £110 Ryanair ticket print fee - BBC News They did a similar number on us last year. We booked flights trough a third party so they made us complete some online security verification pish before we could check in 24 hours before departure. Each time I tried it would crash at the final page before getting a message saying I had tried too many times and my account was locked. Called them and they unlocked it only for the same thing to happen again. Called back and was told I could do it at the airport but the somewhat pertinent detail that it would cost £165 for me, the wife and daughter was omitted from this advice and only brought up at the desk at Prestwick. Very early flight so had no choice but to pay it. Tried to complain after the holiday but their customer service is a Kafkaesque nightmare and eventually gave up despite them admitting their online security racket doesn't work well on a Safari browser. They are Satan's Sperm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 What are the cúnts doing? Printing every letter & number in a different colour using comic sans? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 1 minute ago, Venti said: What are the cúnts doing? Printing every letter & number in a different colour using comic sans? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molotov Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 19 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Twist it first. I find putting on the Beatles “Twist and Shout” very helpful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 39 minutes ago, Venti said: What are the cúnts doing? Printing every letter & number in a different colour using comic sans? I was recently on an interview panel. People applying for jobs as Professors, Associate Professors and Assistant Professors. The number of people who used comic sans as the font for their CVs is really surprising. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 I'm on a ferry across to one of the islands and I have spotted some lunatic running around with a laptop and headset on. He's obviously searching for a signal for whatever teams meeting he's on. Why would you schedule this when you're aboard a ferry? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 He's found a signal and yup, it's 6 seats along from me. FML. He's got the hurdy gurdy accent too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 1 minute ago, Derry Alli said: He's found a signal and yup, it's 6 seats along from me. FML. He's got the hurdy gurdy accent too. If ever there was a time to fake Tourette's syndrome, it is now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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