Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 On 01/02/2024 at 13:13, tamthebam said: British Museum to put stolen items from its collection on show - BBC News Ironic headline of the week winner? The rarest gummi of them all, it was carved by gummi artisans who work exclusively in the medium of gummi. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 Thought about posting this in the …. on the road thread but here it is. https://www.news.com.au/national/scantilyclad-woman-charged-after-ebike-crash/news-story/76d68da074bc4c060860e07bd4325701 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 6 hours ago, Eednud said: Thought about posting this in the …. on the road thread but here it is. https://www.news.com.au/national/scantilyclad-woman-charged-after-ebike-crash/news-story/76d68da074bc4c060860e07bd4325701 If that became the official uniform of Deliveroo and JustEat it would sort out some of the dangerous arrogant tossers we get in Edinburgh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 Went to the pub on Friday ordered a pint and picked it up off the bar and placed it on the table, took my jacket off and my arse hit the seat and I got an emergency call out. Shettleston. Jacket on, pint left behind. Got to Perth and phone went again, call out cancelled.. there's nothing I'd be able to do. It's happened before and it'll go around in a circle and eventually land back at my feet so I stayed in all day yesterday waiting for it to happen. Nothing. I'm now heading for a pint, what's the chances.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 Just now, Derry Alli said: Went to the pub on Friday ordered a pint and picked it up off the bar and placed it on the table, took my jacket off and my arse hit the seat and I got an emergency call out. Shettleston. Jacket on, pint left behind. Got to Perth and phone went again, call out cancelled.. there's nothing I'd be able to do. It's happened before and it'll go around in a circle and eventually land back at my feet so I stayed in all day yesterday waiting for it to happen. Nothing. I'm now heading for a pint, what's the chances.. ...that it will "unfortunately" happen when it's your round... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 Just now, tamthebam said: ...that it will "unfortunately" happen when it's your round... I'll admit, I've taken the piss a bit recently. There's boys that text me and ask is to get them from A to B. Forfar back to Dundee yesterday due to him meeting some dame on Friday. That's 3 pint right there. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 2 hours ago, Derry Alli said: Went to the pub on Friday ordered a pint and picked it up off the bar and placed it on the table, took my jacket off and my arse hit the seat and I got an emergency call out. Shettleston. Jacket on, pint left behind. Got to Perth and phone went again, call out cancelled.. there's nothing I'd be able to do. It's happened before and it'll go around in a circle and eventually land back at my feet so I stayed in all day yesterday waiting for it to happen. Nothing. I'm now heading for a pint, what's the chances.. What if you'd had a couple before call comes in, is there a sub on call? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 On 02/02/2024 at 08:49, DA Baracus said: Phil has a 39% track record…better get more jumpers out! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 3 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: What if you'd had a couple before call comes in, is there a sub on call? I wasn't actually on call but I was closest. I could have rejected it but the boy on call was about 4/5 hrs away. We only get about 3hrs to react to it then fines etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MazzyStar Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 (edited) Sitting in work today thinking: RPReplay_Final1707075314.mov Edited February 4 by MazzyStar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 10 minutes ago, Andy Dufresne said: Found a picture of my mum and dad I thought I had lost a long time ago,makes me so fucking proud. Ian Hislop is your dad? Fair enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted February 5 Share Posted February 5 this guy is brilliant fun on YouTube shorts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MazzyStar Posted February 5 Share Posted February 5 1 hour ago, Derry Alli said: this guy is brilliant fun on YouTube shorts. Wasn’t he in the Bee Gees? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted February 5 Share Posted February 5 On a job just now and the boiler logbook is about 5 years older than me with the first entry being dated 10/07/1990. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 5 Share Posted February 5 5 minutes ago, Empty It said: On a job just now and the boiler logbook is about 5 years older than me with the first entry being dated 10/07/1990. A well serviced boiler? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted February 5 Share Posted February 5 1 minute ago, Swarley said: A well serviced boiler? Nah they're all fucked, thankfully I'm not here for them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted February 5 Share Posted February 5 1 hour ago, MazzyStar said: Wasn’t he in the Bee Gees? Can't you tell by the way he uses his walk? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted February 5 Share Posted February 5 4 minutes ago, Derry Alli said: Can't you tell by the way he uses his walk? I was confused because he has time to talk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted February 5 Share Posted February 5 (edited) 1 minute ago, die hard doonhamer said: I was confused because he has time to talk. That is - for want of a better phrase - simply because, he is a woman's man. Edited February 5 by Derry Alli 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 5 Share Posted February 5 31 minutes ago, Empty It said: On a job just now and the boiler logbook is about 5 years older than me with the first entry being dated 10/07/1990. The good old days. If the boiler wasn't working it was usually one of three things, thermocouple, gas valve or thermostat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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