buchan30 Posted June 20 Share Posted June 20 20 minutes ago, bennett said: I wonder if her middle name is Isa. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 20 Share Posted June 20 1 hour ago, scottsdad said: Stole the cue ball from the pool table. Took the fuse out of the hi fi plug. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted June 20 Share Posted June 20 Was at a farmer’s market in Cumbernauld last week, down at the Craigmarloch Tesco car park. It’s really good, some cracking local butchers and bakers have stalls. I nipped into the Tesco for a lavvy trip while Mrs P and her sister head into the market area. I find them at a stall where the baker has a tasty looking selection of sausage rolls, pies & bridies etc. Mrs P pipes up ‘I fancy one of these chicken & mushroom pies, anything you fancy?’ I have a look and say I’ll have one of the chicken, haggis, and peppercorn sauce pies. The stall holder says ‘They both look the same, want me to bag them separately so you know which is which when you go to cook them?’ Without thinking, and without hesitation, I reply ‘Ach it’s OK, we don’t mind munching on each other’s pie’…. Couldn’t stop it, no chance. It was out there… to sniggers from everyone in earshot. Instant beamer, whit’ a riddy’… spluttering, vague noises of ‘erm, eh, oh shit’… then I looked, looked everywhere, but just couldn’t find a Kenneth Williams gif anywhere in that car park. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 20 Share Posted June 20 6 hours ago, Central Belt Caley said: My sister bought a treadmill off a boy that was still paying the finance off on it Said he’d built it up then hadn’t even looked at the thing "One careful owner. Needs run in" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GNU_Linux Posted June 20 Share Posted June 20 (edited) Not exactly the first two names on my six degrees of Kevin Bacon list Edited June 20 by GNU_Linux 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted June 21 Share Posted June 21 17 hours ago, buchan30 said: I wonder if her middle name is Isa. Might be Guitarya if her dad was a musician who didn’t like his roadies much. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted June 21 Share Posted June 21 On 20/06/2024 at 06:54, Plumpy said: Leavers dance ? I take it that's another Americism Scots have adopted Nah...we had a leaver's disco as far back as the early 1980's. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted June 21 Share Posted June 21 12 minutes ago, hk blues said: Nah...we had a leaver's disco as far back as the early 1980's. I left school in 1977. We had a final assembly, then prize giving then that was it. My lasting memory was seeming some of the 6th year girls (down boy!) clinging to the pillars at the school entrance. The only school based party we had was the usual torture of the Christmas disco. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted June 21 Share Posted June 21 16 minutes ago, hk blues said: Nah...we had a leaver's disco as far back as the early 1980's. The French invented discos. I don't know if that's worse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted June 21 Share Posted June 21 4 minutes ago, Salt n Vinegar said: I left school in 1977. We had a final assembly, then prize giving then that was it. My lasting memory was seeming some of the 6th year girls (down boy!) clinging to the pillars at the school entrance. The only school based party we had was the usual torture of the Christmas disco. I left in '83. We also had a Christmas disco every year which was for 4th/5th/6th years. The highlight every years we seeing who was the drunkest amongst the pupils! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted June 21 Share Posted June 21 37 minutes ago, coprolite said: The French invented discos. I don't know if that's worse. Le disco as I believe they call them. Here's a pic from my leaver's disco - 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted June 21 Share Posted June 21 1 hour ago, hk blues said: Le disco as I believe they call them. Here's a pic from my leaver's disco - I like your skirt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted June 21 Share Posted June 21 I left school in 2008. We got told to GTF. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 21 Share Posted June 21 My ears are sore after two and a half hours of (half) listening to my wife, youngest stepdaughter and granddaughter nr 4 gossiping about mutual acquaintances. I've no idea how they know half the stuff they're discussing. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 21 Share Posted June 21 3 hours ago, coprolite said: The French invented discos. I don't know if that's worse. Jimmy Savile claimed to have invented them. I'd rather it was the French... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 21 Share Posted June 21 Left my stepdaughter down at the mechanics to collect her car. (That was why she was sitting gossiping in ours, she had no vehicle to get home.) Drove back up the lane and stopped to chat to a chap I hadn't seen for a wee while, he was moving sheep, and had a trailer load of them on the back of his van. Suddenly two sheep appeared from round the back of his van - that brought the conversation to an abrupt halt! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted June 21 Share Posted June 21 I left school in 2010. We had our Leavers night in a place up the town. It was great, just a big party. We had a Prom a week or two later at the Hilton. The dinner was great. The rest of the night was shite because everyone was depressed about leaving and nobody was pished because it was the Hilton and drinks cost a fucking fortune. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted June 21 Share Posted June 21 10 hours ago, hk blues said: I left in '83. We also had a Christmas disco every year which was for 4th/5th/6th years. The highlight every years we seeing who was the drunkest amongst the pupils! 8 hours ago, Richey Edwards said: I left school in 2008. We got told to GTF. 5 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I left school in 2010. We had our Leavers night in a place up the town. It was great, just a big party. We had a Prom a week or two later at the Hilton. The dinner was great. The rest of the night was shite because everyone was depressed about leaving and nobody was pished because it was the Hilton and drinks cost a fucking fortune. Coffin dodger, wee laddie, toddler. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagane Posted June 21 Share Posted June 21 9 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: My ears are sore after two and a half hours of (half) listening to my wife, youngest stepdaughter and granddaughter nr 4 gossiping about mutual acquaintances. I've no idea how they know half the stuff they're discussing. I can zone out completely ,even if I'd tried to join in I've no idea who they are discussing most of the time 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MazzyStar Posted June 22 Share Posted June 22 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c722p1ljlk9o Are rich people actually human? I don’t think so. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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