Fudge Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 Virgin bashing has reached new levels in recent hours. Gie them piece. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajpelt Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 Virgin bashing has reached new levels in recent hours. Gie them piece. True, he could be a poof. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 A few doctors came up because my mum's not feeling up to scratch. She's away to the Western just now. The holder that they carry all their gear in looks amazing though. It has an oxygen canister and all that pish on it, and by the looks of it, if you fold it out it turns into a stretcher with wheels, or you can fold it in a way that it turns into a stretcher with a continuous track type idea going on. I want one. Not for any real reason, and I don't think it would benefit me in any way, it just looks sweet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted May 29, 2010 Share Posted May 29, 2010 I must say, I'm looking quite sensational in my new blue shirt. Let's see what delights downtown Cowdenbeath holds tonight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 29, 2010 Share Posted May 29, 2010 I must say, I'm looking quite sensational in my new blue shirt. Let's see what delights downtown Cowdenbeath holds tonight. LMFAO :lol: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted May 29, 2010 Share Posted May 29, 2010 Danny Whopper (nickname for reasons that will become obvious) is a guy who stays in my town. He likes a drink and likes to tell stories. Now everyone has told a wee white lie at one time or another, maybe even embellished the truth ever so slightly to make a true story that little bit funnier. This guy however is in a league of his own. Some of his best include... Fighting in the Vietnam war (despite being 55 and scottish). His helicopter ditching twice in The North Sea (On one of these occassions he was 6ft from the sea bed, kicked his rigger boots off and swam to the surface). Was in a bank in Dublin when a robbery ensued. Masked men shout "Everybody on the floor...... You anaw Danny". Another robbery when he was in France. He was walking past a bank this time and he heard a cop say, (Inspector Clouseau Voice) "zis looks like the werk of zee Govan Team" Now my personal favourite. After a serious accident where he survived a 60ft fall (all true btw) a few of his mates went to see him in hospital. Danny's lying in bed with his arms and legs in traction when his mate points out the nurse is a darling. "Aye" says Danny "Ah shagged her last night" This guy says it with a straight face and really expects you to believe it. I've asked a few peoples if he's all there and apparently he's not daft. I'm not convinced though, I think he's a bit of an acid casualty. I think everyone knows a guy like this. I myself have a mate who's partial to the odd outlandish claim - and this person doesn't do any kind of drugs! Here is a post I made on a previous thread about his stories: I know someone who is a complete Walter Mitty. Over the last few years he's come out with such gems as: Was once a passenger on a ship that capsized in the middle of the Atlantic; Has spent some time in a Turkish prison for suspected gun-running; He invented the Rotastack (the hamster interlocking cage / tunnel thing) and had the idea stolen from him at a trade show; His dad was kidnapped by - wait for it - Goran Ivanisevic's dad, who is apparently quite the criminal; His great-great grandad or similar was the photographer for the Tutankhamen expedition; Another distant relative was the Confederate general who lost the American Civil War to Lincoln's Union. Sadly, I wish I was making these up, but I'm not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted May 29, 2010 Share Posted May 29, 2010 Karen Gillan is very pale, and very ginger, and i very much fancy her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted May 29, 2010 Share Posted May 29, 2010 Dennis Hopper Dies 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 It's my 21st birthday in around 35mins time. I'm unsure whether this is a good thing or a bad thing. On the plus side, I know I'm closer to graduating and getting a job, on the negative side, I know that my days of little responsibility are drawing to a close. Obviously This was inevitable and I appreciate that, but a milestone such as this one makes me think a bit more about the future. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 Have a good one Micheal but it is all downhill from now on 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted May 31, 2010 Author Share Posted May 31, 2010 It's my 21st birthday in around 35mins time. I'm unsure whether this is a good thing or a bad thing. On the plus side, I know I'm closer to graduating and getting a job, on the negative side, I know that my days of little responsibility are drawing to a close. Obviously This was inevitable and I appreciate that, but a milestone such as this one makes me think a bit more about the future. Have one on me at your expense. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 I was walking through a revolving door tonight and instead of walking out the exit, I walked into the glass next to it. My mates were rolling on the floor laughing. It was very funny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chico Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 I was walking through a revolving door tonight and instead of walking out the exit, I walked into the glass next to it. My mates were rolling on the floor laughing. It was very funny. maybe you just had to be there eh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 maybe you just had to be there eh? Well yes you did, but I thought I'd share. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 I was walking through a revolving door tonight and instead of walking out the exit, I walked into the glass next to it. My mates were rolling on the floor laughing. It was very funny. The sign on the door of my local Chinese restaurant has been half worn away, so that it just says "PU". Helpful! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldojag Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 I have nothing to share with P&B. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 http://www.hotelknaus.de/english/restaurant.html A work colleague of mine recently stayed at this Hotel. It's the worst case of tortured English I've seen for some time and thought it worth sharing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 http://www.hotelknau...restaurant.html A work colleague of mine recently stayed at this Hotel. It's the worst case of tortured English I've seen for some time and thought it worth sharing Loving it! I must admit, with a bit of second-guessing, a relaxing drink at the end of the day on the terrace over a small Vesper sounds delightful! -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 My wifes mums kids look like there away to be taken off her, not sure how to feel, happy cause they will get a better life i think, sad because they will get split up Considering your wife is one of her mums kids,is she being taken away from you ???? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StewartyMac Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 Considering your wife is one of her mums kids,is she being taken away from you ???? She's crossing her fingers tightly! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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