Bibby Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 Watched The Expendables tonight. All I'm gonna say is steroids and botox should be banned. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 Watched The Expendables tonight. All I'm gonna say is steroids and botox should be banned. Is it as bad as the trailer makes it look? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 Is it as bad as the trailer makes it look? Here's how bad it is: .-------- Ali G Indahouse . . .-------- My Big Fat Greek Wedding . . . . . .------- The Expendables It's just a poor man's Rambo/Die Hard, tbh. Weak storyline. Bits of plot unfinished. Willis, Schwarzenegger and Rourke have pathetic roles. Very disappointing. Jason Statham is the only actor who can take any credit from it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 You had me at Ali G 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 You had me at Ali G Ali G eventually gets to the stage where you have to watch it through your fingers. Expendables is right from the off. Nah, in all seriousness it's a pretty OTT action film. I've seen better script-writing and screenplay in a nativity play. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theentomologist Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 Here's how bad it is: Jason Statham is the only actor who can take any credit from it. steady, that's just his tax return saying that. and frankly this says it all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 Ali G eventually gets to the stage where you have to watch it through your fingers. Expendables is right from the off. Nah, in all seriousness it's a pretty OTT action film. I've seen better script-writing and screenplay in a nativity play. Ali G is the only film that has ever made me walk out of a cinema It is an awful awful film. Safe to say i will give the Expendables a miss. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 (edited) There's so many urban foxes kicking about this area. I often have a walk quite late at night as it's quite relaxing and I see at least one (normally more) of them in about the 30 mins I'm out Edited August 20, 2010 by Fudge 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 steady, that's just his tax return saying that. and frankly this says it all. My point exactly. If Mickey Rourke had a wider role, he would've been the main man I reckon. Solid actor but was hardly used. Stallone and Jet Li are awful in this as leading actors. Statham is the best out of a bad bunch. FFS, I'm still not sure if Stone Cold and Dolph Lundgren are goodies or baddies! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted August 20, 2010 Author Share Posted August 20, 2010 There's so many urban foxes kicking about this area. I often have a walk quite late at night as it's quite relaxing and I see at least one (normally more) of them in about the 30 mins I'm out Forgot to mention that. There's usually a few out the back at night, but a fair few just walk along the road if you're not aggressive towards them. Actually the same along the canal in and around Maryhill, incidentally. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 Ali G is the only film that has ever made me walk out of a cinema It is an awful awful film. Safe to say i will give the Expendables a miss. Well it's not for me to say whether you should watch it or not. Might be to some folks' taste. It got three stars in The Sun today. Four more than I would've given it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 There's so many urban foxes kicking about this area. I often have a walk quite late at night as it's quite relaxing and I see at least one (normally more) of them in about the 30 mins I'm out Are they tucking into any tasty babies? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 Yip. Chick's a MILF! The presenter burd with one arm would get it. I reckon she would be quite handy in the sack 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 (edited) Ali G is the only film that has ever made me walk out of a cinema It is an awful awful film. Safe to say i will give the Expendables a miss. Alexander for me. How that piece of shit made it to the screen wihout someone at the studio watching it first and saying "Hey, actually guys, this is shite and a pointless waste of time and money. You're all fired." I'll never know. Edited August 21, 2010 by Sweet Pete 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theentomologist Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 (edited) WTF! Edited August 21, 2010 by theentomologist 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seamus Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 (edited) I had an attraction for Dot Cotton 15 years ago. Edited August 21, 2010 by seamus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 My mate has just started seeing a girl and for some bizarre reason has asked me to come along with them along with one of her friends so that it's a bit less informal and date like. This has the potential to be monumentally shite. That went better than I could have ever imagined. I got on better with his date's friend than he did with his date. It actually makes a refreshing change to have a meal, a few non alcoholic drinks and a good chat on a Saturday night instead of getting shitfaced. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 That went better than I could have ever imagined. I got on better with his date's friend than he did with his date. It actually makes a refreshing change to have a meal, a few non alcoholic drinks and a good chat on a Saturday night instead of getting shitfaced. Did ye boaby it though??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 Did ye boaby it though??? No She was a good looking girl though, nice and curvy and ample chebbage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 No She was a good looking girl though, nice and curvy and ample chebbage. Nice smiley choice. Bound to have been a gammie at least. Have a green 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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