the jambo-rocker Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 It will be six weeks to the day since I last did any exercise, probably the longest stretch I've ever went from a good couple of years now. In that time there has been a lot of fags and a lot more booze(so much) consumed that time. Gym tonight, there is gonna be some spew. God help me... Bottled it. You pathetic, pathetic man... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 What percentage of women do you think would let their husband/baby's dad go galavanting for weeks or months while they stayed at home? No idea. I only needed the one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Start my training course today at 11. Not sure what to expect but hopefully this will help me get back into employment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiwiDB Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 I might be on the move 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Start my training course today at 11. Not sure what to expect but hopefully this will help me get back into employment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Cheers Phoenix 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Stuart. Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 I cut one of my fingernails too short so now it hurts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Tomorrow is my sisters birthday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adolfo Rios Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Me - "I'm going to Skye for 3 weeks. Are you ok to look after baby X while I'm away"? Mother of baby X - " " I can share experiences with my child when I'm any age. I couldn't get back the years that I'm footloose and fancy at the moment. You called your child X. Fucking. Awesome. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 One of my mates has shagged the bird that's on Jeremy Kyle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uni Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 (edited) *****EXCLUSIVE***** A video showing how Mark McGhee sang a song and done a dance to convince Jerel Ifil to sign for Aberdeen! Edited January 5, 2011 by uni 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 (edited) Start my training course today at 11. Not sure what to expect but hopefully this will help me get back into employment. What's the course for? Is it a job training course, or one to help you find a job? I plan to go to the gym today for the first time in a month and a bit. I'm going to deliberately burn out though, just to get to sleep tonight. Edit; In fact, no, I want to watch the Arsenal game. No gym until Friday. Edited January 5, 2011 by Smurph 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Just had my first ever training session with an Amateur football team it seems i'm much fitter than i ever thought but maybe it will hit me in the morning 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 Me - "I'm going to Skye for 3 weeks. Are you ok to look after baby X while I'm away"? Mother of baby X - " " I can share experiences with my child when I'm any age. I couldn't get back the years that I'm footloose and fancy at the moment. You're leaving ad lib behind? How could you??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pencils Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 Been up all night and going to school later. Lovely! Supposed to be training tonight and I'm still feeling it from Tuesday, so aye, lack of sleep and still sore means I'll no be going. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 I've been back in the home country the past two and a bit weeks and have had quite a good time. I'm going back over to Dutchyland for a month as of tomorrow and I can't be arsed. But I'm spending the weekend in Amsterdam and I'm doing some travelling after my exams, so I can't really complain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jojo Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 (edited) My english teacher made a speech today about the world changing on 21st december 2112. She actuall believes it!!! She say that all holidays, she has been reading about spirits and stuff. How can they employ such an imbecile. I like the women but she a bit insane and a terrible teacher. At least she actually made me think for once. A feat too difficult for most teachers. I can honestly say that i have only got one satisfactory teacher this year. Only one. Edited January 6, 2011 by jojo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 Getting a tattoo tomoro 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 I like the women So do I but they'll bring you nothing but misery. Steer clear. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 I'm stunned that the wee Chuckle Brother lookalike guy in Emmerdale turned out to be a rapist. Didn't see that coming, nor did poor Lisa. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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