Ad Lib Posted February 12, 2011 Author Share Posted February 12, 2011 Busy 24 hours... Had Uni Law Ball at the Science Centre again. Was cracking meal and intoxication with some normally reserved sensible people becoming absolute train wrecks. Crashed out after a post-bev falling asleep at about 6am. Was getting a lift back off a mate this morning and he was almost back at my flat when his car hit a pothole on Anniesland Road. He kept control of the car, but the front-left tyre was wrecked and the back left tyre got a bad slow-puncture. We only had one spare wheel and both were in a pretty bad way so we waited for his step-dad to come and assess the damage to see if it was actually safe to drive to KwikFit along the road. While we were waiting we noticed 2 other cars on the same side of the road which had pulled over with punctures. There's about 4 or 5 really bad fissures (they can't even be called pot holes they're so bad) in the road and it's surprising there hasn't been more cars done in by it. The road surface is absolutely rotten around here. Put it this way, I wasn't anticipating having to help to change a wheel on the side of the road in a kilt and Argyll jacket... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodside Posted February 12, 2011 Share Posted February 12, 2011 I don't yet know if he had a knife or not but I sure as hell wasn't waiting to find out. As annoying as it is that you couldn't break his limbs, you definitely did the right thing. Nae point taking risks for a bottle of vodka says the guy who took a risk to save his chicken fried rice with curry sauce. I always laugh when ropey-looking types make a big show of going for a knife, it means they are shiting it and have fuck all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy Posted February 12, 2011 Share Posted February 12, 2011 I once decided to have a sandwich and ended up with a broken arm went down stairs to my mates to borrow a knife since i didn't have one in my kitchen, started walking upstairs and there was this great smell of a curry or the like. Finally found the source of the smell and asked the guy jokingly "Can i get some of that?" Next thing i know im lying at the bottom of the stairs screaming as my arm buckled under me...... thing is i saw him a few days later in the street and he didn't even apologise, just walked past with a big cheesy grin on his face. Scotland's full of psychos -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 (edited) I was the last one to go to bed tonight and was therefore given the job of putting the lights out, locking the door etc. Every single electric appliance has been turned off at the wall, I've checked the cooker 3 times just to make sure the knobs aren't turned meaning gas would escape. Double checked the fridge and freezer are shut, both the doors are locked. This is a good thing technically. Although, it drives my mum and sister crazy. I just won't get to sleep knowing I've not checked the cooker etc. Am I too paranoid? Surely I can't be too safe. No, you are being sensible. Infact wrap a condom round the cookery knobs to be extra careful Edited February 13, 2011 by ffcsam 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 Had Uni Law Ball at the Science Centre again. ^^^ VL 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CM. Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 ^^^ VL Givet likes your comment: "^^^ VL" I'd like to share that my team are shite but I don't give a f**k. FTOF 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 Givet likes your comment: "^^^ VL" I'd like to share that my team are shite but I don't give a f**k. FTOF I would repost my rant on here but I genuinely can't remember all of it. The jist is, Old Firm fans who patronise you as if you're doing them a favour by supporting your local team for, oh, only the last x years: c***s. utter c***s. But 'that's alright' in their book. Well you're not alright you bigoted f**k, so do one. FTOF 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambies_Apprentice Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 queen of the south are as tinpot as teams like livingston with their drums, horns and rattles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jam Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 I find myself nodding with approval like a talk-show audience member when I read "FTOF" FTOF. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 (edited) Dont even know why I look forward to going out anymore, can't remember the last time I had a good night out. Edited February 13, 2011 by Dazzle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 Had a good night out last night, hangover free, but I have the shits. There's always one bad thing that happens. Always. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve McQueen Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 LLoyds TSB systems are down, if you want to buy anything you'll need to have cash in your pocket. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 I watched a programme on the Discovery Channel yesterday about a skyscraper being built in Shanghai called the Ectopia, which was apparently going to be about a mile high and pretty much be a city in the air. I thought it was really interesting and searched Google for some more information and up to date pictures - but there was no information about it on Google. I thought it was a bit strange that I couldn't find anything - then I found an article about it on YouTube. A guy who did a fair bit of research into it has discovered that it was a a Google-commissioned programme about a fictional skyscraper and was designed solely to test Google's search algorithms and advertising techniques, by encouraging people to search for terms such as "Ectopia" and "mile high skyscraper". I'm torn between being pissed off at being misled about this being a real skyscraper, and impressed by Google's ingenious method of testing their search engine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnyarb Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 The sky is pink!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 The sky is pink!!! Its the end of the world!!!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnyarb Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 Its the end of the world!!!!!! I'm not even fucking kidding! It's gone into a darker shade of purple now, but it can't be the sun because it's the whole sky! Not just one patch on the horizon! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 I'm not even fucking kidding! It's gone into a darker shade of purple now, but it can't be the sun because it's the whole sky! Not just one patch on the horizon! It's obviously a giant freddo wrapper being used as a temporary o-zone layer until it heals itself. Brilliant thinking yet again by the scientists of Earth 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 When I type the digits 387 on my phone using predictive text, the first suggestion is 'ftp'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnyarb Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 It's obviously a giant freddo wrapper being used as a temporary o-zone layer until it heals itself. Brilliant thinking yet again by the scientists of Earth Either that or there has been a massive nuclear holacaust somewhere and we've not been told about it. I'll go with your idea though! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 Either that or there has been a massive nuclear holacaust somewhere and we've not been told about it. I'll go with your idea though! my moneys on Central Korea, nobody notices them so nobody will realise they get bombed. It's a shame but being trapped between North and South Korea leads to this sort of incident. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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