weirdcal Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Nairn is anything but the fastest place on Earth. I hear the ipod nano is now on sale in the high street. Lies. Pat frasers has only started selling vcrs... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooky Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Today I stumbled across a hummus, carrot, salad leaves, coriander on tomato bread sandwich. Who could eat something so healthy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HEY_SIDNEY Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 1000th post 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 Today I stumbled across a hummus, carrot, salad leaves, coriander on tomato bread sandwich. Who could eat something so healthy? That sounds pretty good actually. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMikey Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 Went for a shit in the toilets at the Uni library. I don't know what I've been eating but it was like I'd been walking around for a few hours with a bar of Galaxy wedged between my crack. Had to use a mountain of bog roll to the extent that it was touching my bum from inside the basin. Imagine my horror when I flush and see the water level rapidly rising to the precipice. Had to grab they shitty old toilet brush and ram the contents round the u-bend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uni Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 I really like that Rihana song with Calvin Harris, an absolute belter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aufc Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 I got engaged last week..... been nice knowing you! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 (edited) Mum walked in today and said 'you know your hair looks like Justin Beiber's,' right time to get a fucking hair cut. Edited November 10, 2011 by Widge 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desert Nomad Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 Do not fly into vultures! http://rt.com/news/paraglider-vulture-mid-air-bird-283/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 Do not fly into vultures! http://rt.com/news/p...d-air-bird-283/ It's the rise of the vulture, I'm feeling the panic... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 Mum walked in today and said 'you know your hair looks like Justin Beiber's,' right time to get a fucking hair cut. Being a parent myself I love stuff like this, instead of saying "get a haircut ye scruffy lookin bugger" and you throwing a strop. She makes a Beiber related quip and off to the barbers you go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum_gers Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 . Had to use a mountain of bog roll to the extent that it was touching my bum from inside the basin. Why were you shiting in the basin? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 Why were you shiting in the basin? The bath was full. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 (edited) Thought I'd share this on the off chance that any members will get any benefit from it... I am currently filling several positions in a dynamic contact centre based in the borders. They have recently taken on some new contracts. They are growing fast and need your help. Have you got customer service experience? Are you looking for full time temp employment for approx 2 months (possibly more). Are you willing to travel? The details are: Inbound calls, sales and customer services (shift work) - full time hours at minimum wage: £6.08 - the main rate for workers aged 21 and over £4.98 - the 18-20 rate £3.68 - the 16-17 rate for workers above school leaving age but under 18 Candidates must have excellent communication skills and be willing to travel to the borders (approx 1 hr from Edinburgh city centre by car). Please can you contact me if you are interested or pass this email on to anyone else you know who might be interested. T: 0131 225 5633 F: 0131 2266657 The wages are shocking but it might tide someone over for a couple of months. Better than the buroo! Edited November 11, 2011 by Andy C 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMikey Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 I might actually look into that seeing as I'm off Uni for ages. Cheers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 CC ICT Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 Thought I'd share this on the off chance that any members will get any benefit from it... I am currently filling several positions in a dynamic contact centre based in the borders. They have recently taken on some new contracts. They are growing fast and need your help. Have you got customer service experience? Are you looking for full time temp employment for approx 2 months (possibly more). Are you willing to travel? The details are: Inbound calls, sales and customer services (shift work) - full time hours at minimum wage: £6.08 - the main rate for workers aged 21 and over £4.98 - the 18-20 rate £3.68 - the 16-17 rate for workers above school leaving age but under 18 Candidates must have excellent communication skills and be willing to travel to the borders (approx 1 hr from Edinburgh city centre by car). Please can you contact me if you are interested or pass this email on to anyone else you know who might be interested. T: 0131 225 5633 F: 0131 2266657 The wages are shocking but it might tide someone over for a couple of months. Better than the buroo! Is that a piss take? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 This made me lol. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbo_dee Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 Went for a shit in the toilets at the Uni library. I don't know what I've been eating but it was like I'd been walking around for a few hours with a bar of Galaxy wedged between my crack. Had to use a mountain of bog roll to the extent that it was touching my bum from inside the basin. Imagine my horror when I flush and see the water level rapidly rising to the precipice. Had to grab they shitty old toilet brush and ram the contents round the u-bend. If I'm ever in the situation of the water level rising rapidly, I turn around, open the door and don't look back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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