Guest The Phoenix Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 My wife got this e-mail from "HMRC"... Dear Taxpayer, After the last annual calculations of your fiscal activity we have discovered that you are eligible to receive a tax refund of Ј377.55. Kindly complete the tax refund request and allow 2-3 working days to process it. A refund can be delayed for a variety of reasons. For example submitting invalid records or applying after the deadline. To access the form for your tax refund, please Click here: http://www.hmrc.gov.uk/taxpayers/refundation.html Note: For security reasons, we will record your ip-address, the date and time. Deliberate wrong inputs are criminally pursued and persecuted. Thank You. HM Revenue & Customs (HMRC) :lol: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 Been hanging around Aberdeen airport since 4 waiting on a 17:15 plane that won't be here until 21:30. Cue more 'UK transport-weather shambles' threads in the near future. At least I'm not the poor cnut here dressed up in shorts and t-shirt freezing his arse off. What was he thinking?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunfellaff Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 Been hanging around Aberdeen airport since 4 waiting on a 17:15 plane that won't be here until 21:30. Cue more 'UK transport-weather shambles' threads in the near future. At least I'm not the poor cnut here dressed up in shorts and t-shirt freezing his arse off. What was he thinking?! Was watching a Dutch game earlier and along with one of the horse racing fixtures it was pea souper stuff. See flights from London disrupted. Must cover a big area. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 Was watching a Dutch game earlier and along with one of the horse racing fixtures it was pea souper stuff. See flights from London disrupted. Must cover a big area. Apparently it was freezing fog down there earlier which has caused a massive backlog. Looks like mine's the last down as all flights after 6 here have been cancelled. First time in ages I've not taken the Sleeper down too. Gads. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gareth_Glasgow Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gt1k8Qw1KE Brilliant. There's more than one episode. The song at the end 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 There is an awful lot of Liverpool fans on here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigkillie Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 http://www.youtube.c. ..h?v=hrzvf2XKafw I saw him at a Sportsman's Dinner a couple of weeks ago. His voices are fantastic, but his actual material could perhaps still be improved a wee bit. The best thing about him was that you could identify who he was "doing" within seconds. His Mixu Paatelainen was uncanny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HEY_SIDNEY Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 http://www.youtube.c...h?v=hrzvf2XKafw Been at a speakers dinner with this guy before. Pee pee in panties stuff. Craig Levein was his pinnacle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooky Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 http://www.youtube.c...h?v=hrzvf2XKafw Them voices were spot on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrzvf2XKafw Tam Cowan and Jim Jefferies were my favourites. Saw this linked to the above video... Very good! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 I'm on a half day today and have spent all morning looking at P&B. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 One of the funniest websites I've seen in a long time 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 Liz Long Strides coming out of Arbroath Court, putting herself on the market showing off the Diddies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyB Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 Played golf for the 6th day in a row today! Fuckin great life this is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Troll Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 http://www.youtube.c...h?v=hrzvf2XKafw Love the fact he can't stop laughing during the Tam Cowan impression 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just a bairn Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 (edited) :lol: Love the fact he can't stop laughing during the Tam Cowan impression Yeah, that was of my favourites. Literally everyone was brilliant. I really liked the Richard Gordon one; "All the big games in the ES PEE EL this afternoon" Edited November 21, 2011 by Just a bairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMikey Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McKee Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 The intestine bit in Machete. Jesus f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 The intestine bit in Machete. Jesus f**k. One of my favourite scenes in a movie. Amazing film. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 I've got a job interview at quarter to three for Liquid nightclub. They're in administration so if I get it I might not be in employment for very long but even some bar experience would be really handy, fingers crossed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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