Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 1354756105[/url]' post='6869223'] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOfOIQ5ayzI I've never wanted to see a mungo-power based rampage so much in my life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rustyarabnuts Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 fuckin freezing and full of the cauld noo as heating still not repaired 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 Drinking Guinness last night and today my arsehole burns with the heat of a thousand suns. And it's rancid as well. Life getting you down? No girlfriend? No Job? Huge Debt? Feel like the bottom's fallen out of your world? Drink 12 pints of Guinness and it'll feel like the world's fallen out of your bottom! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 Spent just over 700 quid today. Ouch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwellfan Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 Bought a pair of Sennheiser HD202 headphones from Amazon for £22.99, stuck on The Prodigy and the bass nearly blew my head off. Absolute quality headphones. I canny believe that people pay 10 times the price for those Dr Dre Beats things just to look 'cool' People are silly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 Spent just over 700 quid today. Ouch. Not bad going for someone at work with the cold AND the flu! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 Ahh, but who Says I went to the shops to spend it??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 Bought a pair of Sennheiser HD202 headphones from Amazon for £22.99, stuck on The Prodigy and the bass nearly blew my head off. Absolute quality headphones. I canny believe that people pay 10 times the price for those Dr Dre Beats things just to look 'cool' People are silly. i like monster headphones, but the beats wouldnt work with my style of music, however the gratitude ones do. i remember first time i put in in-ear skullcandy earphones.. mind blown. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desert Nomad Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 (edited) So I`m sitting there enjoying a wee dram in front of the fire & channel hopping, and suddenly BANG! WTF? Went outside & there`s a car crashed right into the opposite side of the house! A girl is out & rambling into her phone in eastern European of some sort. Turns out she`s Polish. Been snowing heavily here for last wee while & she must`ve just done the epic snow fail of hitting the brakes, especially on a slight downhill, lucky she didn`t hit anybody else, or seriously injure herself, got away with a burst lip. Her car is a certain write-off though! The old stone cottage will take much more than a Vauxhall Astra to cause it any structural damage. Now back to my Bowmore. Edit: ach pish, that`s the Police here now, they`ll be asking all sorts of daft questions, never actually show up when you want them to, do they? Edited December 6, 2012 by Desert Nomad 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 Was she nice looking and did she have the relevant insurance documents? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 Was she nice looking and did she have the relevant insurance documents? The important questions in the right order at least 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Only coo in the village Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 The old " she was just passing by when her car slipped on ice officer and then my trousers just happened to fall down and she accidentally became impaled on my penis as I tried to mop the oil stain from the front of her thong with a twenty pound note " excuse being deployed here methinks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desert Nomad Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 She wasn't that good looking TBH, but I still would've, however glad I didn't chance my mitt when I saw the size of her husband who came out from Dundee to pick her up! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 I think it's about two years to the month that P&B introduced me to this gem. It's all about hitting that top-right window. Snowball 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 I think it's about two years to the month that P&B introduced me to this gem. It's all about hitting that top-right window. Snowball Top, right, second from the centre. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Brilliant Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 This weekend, have a pint of Guinness with a shot of Tia Maria or Kahlua in. Then have another one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanky_ffc Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 All my Xmas shopping done by the 7th 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 Top, right, second from the centre. Ya cunto!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renton Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 Suomi satellite image of earth at night Pretty cool 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 You know how when someone is being just so deliberately obstructive for the sake of it that you go beyond irritated and just feel sorry for them because they know no other way to behave? It's a strange thing, but I have sympathy for someone today 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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