WFAANW Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 like,how the...it's not like it's an event that's gone unnoticed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alimcg Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 like,how the...it's not like it's an event that's gone unnoticed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 that's original, take all 10 of your brain cells to come up with it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alimcg Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 that's original, take all 10 of your brain cells to come up with it? Your username would suggest its the reverse 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 Made a right twat of myself tonight in a house I had to visit, turned to walk out the living room and a noisy fart came unexpectantly out. I just looked at her, she just looked at me and I just said " see you next week hen " 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOfOIQ5ayzI 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 Watched that all the way through just waiting for the big guy to take centre stage and be a proper performer.Guess he wasn't. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 If he's not part of it it's awesome trolling 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 Drinking Guinness last night and today my arsehole burns with the heat of a thousand suns. And it's rancid as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 1354756105[/url]' post='6869223'] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOfOIQ5ayzI I've never wanted to see a mungo-power based rampage so much in my life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rustyarabnuts Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 fuckin freezing and full of the cauld noo as heating still not repaired 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 Drinking Guinness last night and today my arsehole burns with the heat of a thousand suns. And it's rancid as well. Life getting you down? No girlfriend? No Job? Huge Debt? Feel like the bottom's fallen out of your world? Drink 12 pints of Guinness and it'll feel like the world's fallen out of your bottom! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 Spent just over 700 quid today. Ouch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwellfan Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 Bought a pair of Sennheiser HD202 headphones from Amazon for £22.99, stuck on The Prodigy and the bass nearly blew my head off. Absolute quality headphones. I canny believe that people pay 10 times the price for those Dr Dre Beats things just to look 'cool' People are silly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 Spent just over 700 quid today. Ouch. Not bad going for someone at work with the cold AND the flu! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 Ahh, but who Says I went to the shops to spend it??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 Bought a pair of Sennheiser HD202 headphones from Amazon for £22.99, stuck on The Prodigy and the bass nearly blew my head off. Absolute quality headphones. I canny believe that people pay 10 times the price for those Dr Dre Beats things just to look 'cool' People are silly. i like monster headphones, but the beats wouldnt work with my style of music, however the gratitude ones do. i remember first time i put in in-ear skullcandy earphones.. mind blown. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desert Nomad Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 (edited) So I`m sitting there enjoying a wee dram in front of the fire & channel hopping, and suddenly BANG! WTF? Went outside & there`s a car crashed right into the opposite side of the house! A girl is out & rambling into her phone in eastern European of some sort. Turns out she`s Polish. Been snowing heavily here for last wee while & she must`ve just done the epic snow fail of hitting the brakes, especially on a slight downhill, lucky she didn`t hit anybody else, or seriously injure herself, got away with a burst lip. Her car is a certain write-off though! The old stone cottage will take much more than a Vauxhall Astra to cause it any structural damage. Now back to my Bowmore. Edit: ach pish, that`s the Police here now, they`ll be asking all sorts of daft questions, never actually show up when you want them to, do they? Edited December 6, 2012 by Desert Nomad 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 Was she nice looking and did she have the relevant insurance documents? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 Was she nice looking and did she have the relevant insurance documents? The important questions in the right order at least 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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