Guest The Phoenix Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 If her ears were all I could get, I'd settle for them. Hear! Hear! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 (edited) I'm suddenly overcome with a desire to visit my maw. I'm suddenly overcome with a desire to visit yer maw too. Is she still living in the same place? Edited December 14, 2012 by Granny Danger 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 I'm suddenly overcome with a desire to visit yer maw too. Is she still living in the same place? Aye, get your care worker to phone the dial-a-bus and ask for a fresh pad, you're in the night! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 I'm suddenly overcome with a desire to visit yer maw too. Is she still living? Bothered? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 I'm suddenly overcome with a desire to visit yer maw too. Is she still living in the same place? Could you look in on mine? I fancy going on the sauce tomorrow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 I'm suddenly overcome with a desire to visit my maw. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Big fella, you've only seen the Jekyll to my Hyde... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunfellaff Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 Duelling, gotta love it...... ^^^ love how the old boy goes and gets another one and a real life one from 1967 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunfellaff Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 Guy draws a pic of himself good enough to get it on a driving license in Sweden.... Pretty damn good I would say.... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-20739778 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 Guy draws a pic of himself good enough to get it on a driving license in Sweden.... Pretty damn good I would say.... http://www.bbc.co.uk...europe-20739778 I thought that Granny's name was Clive? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunfellaff Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 I thought that Granny's name was Clive? As in Dunn........ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 As in Dunn........ As in Dangercunt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 As in Dangercunt. You really need some new material Zen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 You really need some new material Zen. What can you do, every year I send my letter to Santa, 'please Santa send me a funny book' and every year I get a book with numbered tickets in it for somewhere called Tanna Dichei. I'm not sure what's going on, but I'm sure of this, Santa is one sick person. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted December 16, 2012 Share Posted December 16, 2012 The pitfalls of drinking real ale. I've been farting on the hour, every hour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted December 16, 2012 Share Posted December 16, 2012 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lexi Collector Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Not the face. NOT THE FUCKING FACE! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArabianKnight Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 My partner's snoring is terrible, driving me nuts, any suggestions? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Kick in the pie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South Lanarkshire Jag Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Kick in the pie. Fixed your BBC internet issues yet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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