Bert Raccoon Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 My mate has just told me he's going to be a dad, and I'm godfather. I'm 21 and I seriously don't know how to react to this, am I meant to be shocked or happy? Make him an offer he can't refuse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WaffenThinMint Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 So Simon Cowell was pelted with eggs on Britain's Got No Talent That's Why The Hungarians Won It? The "stupid cow" that did it turns out to be a BAFTA nominated film composer that you'd think was a bit too busy to be doing this sort of bit work playing the viola on a crap talent show. Heaven forbid anyone suggest this was all a set up to take the heat off Cowell with the papers & Sir Brucie Bonus hounding him for child exploitation on the show. Never mind Simon. It will be good practice for you learning to dodge eggs now for when the time comes you follow your mate Max Clifford into the dock! Allegedly 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RealMaroon Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 I once got pegged by my wife 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southside Hibee Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 First day of sixth year today, safe to say that I hated it and will be seeking a college place now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcat1990 Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 I once got pegged by my wife How did you find it? Not keen on anyone else going there but sometimes treat myself to fun there in the shower. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 It's my daughters 5th birthday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 Rhona Cameron on BBC Scotland news. Troosers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 Just went for the best shite ever. Sent from my GT-I9505 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 There is stupid and there is stupid. Awrite boys. howdy hiya guys id forgot my password so re registered as im a dozy twat 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBairn1876 Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 There is stupid and there is stupid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 A chippy in Edinburgh tried to charge me 25p to put tomato sauce on my chips I fly out to Italy tomorrow for 2 weeks. Can't wait 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBairn1876 Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 A chippy in Edinburgh tried to charge me 25p to put tomato sauce on my chips I fly out to Italy tomorrow for 2 weeks. Can't wait b*****ds! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 A chippy in Edinburgh tried to charge me 25p to put tomato sauce on my chips I fly out to Italy tomorrow for 2 weeks. Can't wait just wait til you see the prices in Italy ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 A chippy in Edinburgh tried to charge me 25p to put tomato sauce on my chips I fly out to Italy tomorrow for 2 weeks. Can't wait They'll charge you 25 Euros to have chips with your tomato sauce. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RealMaroon Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 How did you find it? Not keen on anyone else going there but sometimes treat myself to fun there in the shower. Its a strange but envigirating expierience. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 b*****ds! I was seething. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 just wait til you see the prices in Italy ! Nah, no chips for me, got a cabin on the beach, eating as the locals do 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 Nah, no chips for me, got a cabin on the beach, eating as the locals do good man....enjoy Rico 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 Just been told the utter babe that is Kate Upton is staying in the same town I'm in atm. And it's her birthday. I think I better get myself to a gift shop fast! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 Sriracha hot chilli sauce is the best chilli sauce on the market. It's fucking incredible. Sent from my GT-I9505 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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