Granny Danger Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 The amount of patter I take from P&B and use it in my every day life is starting to worry me. I just called someone a "ramjet". Not dece mate.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 The amount of patter I take from P&B and use it in my every day life is starting to worry me. I just called someone a "ramjet".I regularly tell pupils that they're unlucky and on the verge of tears. Even used SEETHING a few times. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 Had a dream last night that myself and Gaz from P&B were watching a football match in America. There was an airport nearby and a place where they made all of America's money. An airplane came in to land, did a couple of loop the loops and crashed causing a great commotion. Instead of getting away from the site, we saw this as an opportunity to rob the place where they printed money and found a machine that had been making thousands of 100 pound notes. Chucked loads of them in to some hold-alls and then woke up with that horrible disappointment that I couldn't retire. Didn't spare a thought for the dreamt up crash victims. I had that same dream! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 Sent from my GT-I9505 using Pie & Bovril mobile app Personally, I see more problem with you accepting someone wanting to turn your offspring into a c**t, than my comment 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 Personally, I see more problem with you accepting someone wanting to turn your offspring into a c**t, than my comment Not all Old Firm supporters are c***s though.. Sent from my GT-I9505 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBairn1876 Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 If I ever have a kid who asks me to buy them a Rangers/Celtic top, they're getting taken to the vet and put down. f**k that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 Not all Old Firm supporters are c***s though.. Sent from my GT-I9505 using Pie & Bovril mobile app Aye they are 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
young_bairn Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 I dont think iv ever scored a header whilst playing football. Sent from my LT15i using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 I had that same dream! I'm away to check my hold-all. Halfers? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K.T Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 Not all Old Firm supporters are c***s though.. Sent from my GT-I9505 using Pie & Bovril mobile app My best friend supports Rangers and even I think it's fair to say he's a c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBairn1876 Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 I dont think iv ever scored a header whilst playing football. Sent from my LT15i using Pie & Bovril mobile app Me neither, for some reason I, by instinct, close my eyes at the point of contact. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrfields_Largs Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 I dont think iv ever scored a header whilst playing football. Sent from my LT15i using Pie & Bovril mobile app The only competitive goal I ever scored was a header. It was 80+ mins into a semi-final and put my side (Largs Colts) 1-0 up. My moment of glory was overshadowed as someone in my team then scored a hat trick in less than 10mins, and we won 4-0..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 Scoring headers, especially from corners is actually really difficult. Sent from my GT-I9505 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meathead Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 Winning headers is probably my favourite thing about playing 11s. Whenever I play centre mid I always pick the bigger of the opposition centre mids to mark for the other team's goal kicks so as to maximise the possibility that I'll be where the keeper hits it and can win a header. Scored 4 or 5 of them in just over 8 years of football but only one from a corner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orainn Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 If I ever have a kid who asks me to buy them a Rangers/Celtic top, they're getting taken to the vet and put down. f**k that. You should have been a facial. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 Scoring headers, especially from corners is actually really difficult. Sent from my GT-I9505 using Pie & Bovril mobile app My favourite headed goal I scored was one from a corner at meadow bank on the astro turf. We had a corner and everyone just went to the front and wasn't going the guy a target, I ran from about where the d was towards the back post and caught it cleanly and put it well beyond the keeper and in the top corner. Beautifully weighted corner for it as well 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 I scored almost 600 goals in sunday league football (not an exaggeration) and less than 10 were with my head. Weirdly though, I scored 2 in the same game on 2 separate occasions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 I dont think iv ever scored a header whilst playing football. Sent from my LT15i using Pie & Bovril mobile app You know in the game '5 and a Kick In' where if the keeper makes a full catch, throws it up and somebody scores with their head, then the person who took the shot goes in goal? I tried that header, put it over, went in goals as a result and proceeded to let in 5 :-( 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 I scored a header from a corner in the Live the Dream game at Starks Park. Followed it up 5 minutes later by lobbing the 'keeper for my second. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ex Machina Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 I am going to Alton Towers with the school tonight and we're getting a bus down which means I'll more than likely get no sleep. Not sure I'll enjoy the day as much as I should. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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