Sergeant Wilson Posted July 27, 2013 Share Posted July 27, 2013 It's days like this that make you ask yourself whether drinkings worth it. I am horribly hungover today, tactical spews aren't helping and I'm craving Maccy D's. That would require a bus to town and back again. I can't face it and I reckon I wouldn't be able to eat it anyway. Then I have work in 2 hours or so. I'm away to curl up in bed like the pathetic little man I am. If you can't drink wi' the men, don't hing aboot their feet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted July 27, 2013 Share Posted July 27, 2013 I had been holding off an illness for weeks until the game. The game wore me down so much that I'm now filled with it, I've still not had a celebratory drink This saddens me. You should have at least had a dram in celebration/to clear your airwaves. Skin So Soft by Avon. Thank me later. I shall look for this in town tomorrow, cheers bud. If you can't drink wi' the men, don't hing aboot their feet. I can drink wi' the men, Sergeant - on that you have my word. But I'll be lying at your feet the next day... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted July 27, 2013 Share Posted July 27, 2013 This saddens me. You should have at least had a dram in celebration/to clear your airwaves. I'm meant to be doing the Mile tonight. I can't see it ending well 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted July 27, 2013 Share Posted July 27, 2013 This is my new favourite photo. Showing the desperate lengths The Rangers fans will go to, to try and see a European game.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 27, 2013 Share Posted July 27, 2013 Just the one pish to report this morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted July 27, 2013 Share Posted July 27, 2013 ^^ Just read that sig as Then. Now. Forever Influenza. and had a WTF moment! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted July 27, 2013 Share Posted July 27, 2013 Youtube are streaming live from Tomorrowland festival in Belgium. The sound quality is shite and they keep cutting to really close up in the audience of people going "wooooo!" and singing along. I've been watching for ages, it's hypnotically shite viewing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South Lanarkshire Jag Posted July 27, 2013 Share Posted July 27, 2013 I'm feeling fantastic. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcat1990 Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 A friend of mine posted this on Facebook and felt it was too hilarious not to share. "In a pub in town last night one of the bar staff mentions there's an art exhibition across the road, handing out free drink. As you do, go for the sauce and try to look like ye dig art pish. This whopper clearly loved it that bit more..." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South Lanarkshire Jag Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 I've created a Fantasy Football competition for the top 4 Scottish leagues. There is a thread on each of the forums, but it's also available via the blog at: http://spflfantasyfootball.wordpress.com Simply click on the relevant category for the division you wish to enter. (Categories are on the right for PC/Laptop and at the bottom for mobile devices.) Free to enter and should be a good laugh, so get yourself involved if you fancy it!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy_K_97 Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 Last night at the pub I saw a girl who had the best arse in the entire universe and this morning I'm a bit sad because the Newky Broon's given me a sore head and now I can't catch a cheeky swatch at the wondrous arse 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 Last night at the pub I saw a girl who had the best arse in the entire universe and this morning I'm a bit sad because the Newky Broon's given me a sore head and now I can't catch a cheeky swatch at the wondrous arse Did you get her name? Sent from my GT-I9505 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 Last night at the pub I saw a girl who had the best arse in the entire universe and this morning I'm a bit sad because the Newky Broon's given me a sore head and now I can't catch a cheeky swatch at the wondrous arse Beer goggles were on 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForeverSinging Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 When I got up this morning, I had my usual "first thing" pish. So far so normal. Finished up with that, washed my hands and then proceeded to brush my teeth. Mid way through this, I had an overwhelming urge to pish again. I then had another, man sized pish. I was all very strange. I've felt a bit funny about it all day. Not trying to worry you but if you need to pish a lot then that's a sign of prostate cancer and you might wanna get checked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 Not trying to worry you but if you need to pish a lot then that's a sign of prostate cancer and you might wanna get checked. KB, this guy isn't a real doctor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForeverSinging Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 KB, this guy isn't a real doctor. Yeah I am. Anyway that's true isn't it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoopy1967 Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 Keithgy shouldn't have locked the 50 Worst Posters thread. There will be a lot of seethe soon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 Keithgy shouldn't have locked the 50 Worst Posters thread. There will be a lot of seethe soon I'm disappointed, it had brightened up a dull weekend at work! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 Matty will be peeved Sent from my GT-I9505 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoopy1967 Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 (edited) He'll start a new thread to post the last of the results, mark my words Edited July 28, 2013 by hoopy1967 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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