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After a win at ibrox a few years ago we were leaving at f.t at the govan/broomloan corner when an angry bear was roaring abuse at us..."green yin b*****ds" or something he was shouting.wink.gif , anyway my mate thought itd be funny to blow him a few kisses etc.
Cue angry bear throwing of all things his phone...which Mark caught biggrin.gif
After refusing his requests to throw it back a few calls were made back on the bus from said phone....
Cue angry bear being possibly thrown.out the house after a call was.made to 'home' explaining to.Mrs Bear that her hubby had been caught in St Enoch Sq toilets with a rent boy.....

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After a win at ibrox a few years ago we were leaving at f.t at the govan/broomloan corner when an angry bear was roaring abuse at us..."green yin b*****ds" or something he was shouting.wink.gif , anyway my mate thought itd be funny to blow him a few kisses etc.

Cue angry bear throwing of all things his phone...which Mark caught biggrin.gif

After refusing his requests to throw it back a few calls were made back on the bus from said phone....

Cue angry bear being possibly thrown.out the house after a call was.made to 'home' explaining to.Mrs Bear that her hubby had been caught in St Enoch Sq toilets with a rent boy.....

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Still more believable than the 'Henrik Larsson cures depression' story tbh.

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Just booked in to get 4 new tires for free with Halfords as a result of a glitch on their website. Dont expect them to honour it but if they cancel the booking or tell me they arent going to honour it ive lost nothing. I have the confirmation email and it states that the price is "FREE" so we'll see what happens :)

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Just booked in to get 4 new tires for free with Halfords as a result of a glitch on their website. Dont expect them to honour it but if they cancel the booking or tell me they arent going to honour it ive lost nothing. I have the confirmation email and it states that the price is "FREE" so we'll see what happens :)

I reserved a 79p water bottle for my bike at Halfords last week. Went to collect it and there was no bottle in stock. Fired off a letter of complaint for wasting my time and petrol and got a phone call telling me to go back in and take the water bottle of my choice for free. Picked a 1 litre £9.99 number for my trouble thanks very much.

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Could this "opt in" policy drive regular porn underground? I'm sure a lot of people don't want to be on a "porn viewer" list, and they might have to find other ways to find it..

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With the news that you soon may have to 'opt in' to be able to access online porn, my future of porn watching will be decided by Ad Lib.

In the unlikely event that these proposals actually gain traction, you can rest assured that, given my parents almost certainly won't opt-in in Aberdeen, that despite my principled objection to the government having a register of porn watchers, I will, under protest, put my name down.

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In the unlikely event that these proposals actually gain traction, you can rest assured that, given my parents almost certainly won't opt-in in Aberdeen, that despite my principled objection to the government having a register of porn watchers, I will, under protest, put my name down.

You're a top, top man.

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Could this "opt in" policy drive regular porn underground? I'm sure a lot of people don't want to be on a "porn viewer" list, and they might have to find other ways to find it..

Good, it means people will have to go out and hunt in bushes for porn mags rather than have such easy access.

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I reserved a 79p water bottle for my bike at Halfords last week. Went to collect it and there was no bottle in stock. Fired off a letter of complaint for wasting my time and petrol and got a phone call telling me to go back in and take the water bottle of my choice for free. Picked a 1 litre £9.99 number for my trouble thanks very much.

As expected I just received an email telling me that my booking to fit the tyres was cancelled. "Genuine website error and we will not be honouring any bookings made". Ah well, shy weans no sweeties and all that.

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The Subcrawl just got pwopa nawty.

A man who was caught with a stun gun which looked like a mobile phone has been jailed for five years.

Michael Cleer was found with the weapon at the Kensington Bar, in Paisley Road West, Glasgow, on 25 August last year.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-23407621

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The Subcrawl just got pwopa nawty.

A man who was caught with a stun gun which looked like a mobile phone has been jailed for five years.

Michael Cleer was found with the weapon at the Kensington Bar, in Paisley Road West, Glasgow, on 25 August last year.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-23407621

He told police: "I knew it wasn't 100 per cent legal but I didn't think it was illegal."
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